Oh sorry for this late update to the tawdry spectacle of yet another man who can't keep it in his pants. Congressman Anthony Weiner's wife is pregnant, presumably with his spawn, and also a bunch of Internet websites are posting pictures of his dong (released from its boxer-brief prison). This is all very gross! Can you blame us for
Me neither! Not sure being male is enough protection from pregnancy, so I'm gonna be extra careful. Maybe I won't use iPhone at all and stick to a good olde fashioned "blower", as they used to call 'em.
I am just <i>exhausted</i> from making Weiner, Koch and Boehner jokes. Can someone please, please, please find some juicy scandal on someone named Pussie or Bube or Elbeau?
How did Breitbart convince Weiner to hang out his hooter so he could take a pic of it? Hasn&#039;t Weiner seen that picture of Breitbart humping pool Riley?
also: i&#039;m kinda bored with this story. it wasn&#039;t very good to begin with and there&#039;s no actual sex and weiner isn&#039;t a hypocritial bloviate (no offense wonkette &#039;bloviate&#039;) and i don&#039;t really care if he stays or goes or runs for mayor or keeps jabbing repubs in congress or crosses the brooklyn bridge and i imagine somebody like breitbart will eventually turn out to have an entire closet full of poisoned snakes that he&#039;s had the grossest kind of sex with and maybe ken&#039;s parting advice was the best: leave the internet.
I read somewhere there&#039;s a picture of Breitbart holding Weiner&#039;s cock while talking to people on the radio machine.
Dunno about &quot;gets better&quot;. David Vitter wakes every morning and he&#039;s still David Vitter.
My thoughts exactly!
Me neither! Not sure being male is enough protection from pregnancy, so I&#039;m gonna be extra careful. Maybe I won&#039;t use iPhone at all and stick to a good olde fashioned &quot;blower&quot;, as they used to call &#039;em.
I am just <i>exhausted</i> from making Weiner, Koch and Boehner jokes. Can someone please, please, please find some juicy scandal on someone named Pussie or Bube or Elbeau?
How did Breitbart convince Weiner to hang out his hooter so he could take a pic of it? Hasn&#039;t Weiner seen that picture of Breitbart humping pool Riley?
Silence.
I keep looking at that picture at the top and my brain can&#039;t quite seem to process what it is exactly I&#039;m looking at.
Ming the Merciless?
(I&#039;m doing a little owl utilization on the side.)
personally, i blame newell for everything.
Not without the gag reflex kicking in.
also: i&#039;m kinda bored with this story. it wasn&#039;t very good to begin with and there&#039;s no actual sex and weiner isn&#039;t a hypocritial bloviate (no offense wonkette &#039;bloviate&#039;) and i don&#039;t really care if he stays or goes or runs for mayor or keeps jabbing repubs in congress or crosses the brooklyn bridge and i imagine somebody like breitbart will eventually turn out to have an entire closet full of poisoned snakes that he&#039;s had the grossest kind of sex with and maybe ken&#039;s parting advice was the best: leave the internet.
except for banking of course.
He&#039;ll get his...don&#039;t worry.
Add &quot;at the same time&quot; and you might just have a wager someone might take.
Apparently, you CAN get pregnant from getting a man&#039;s peen pic on Twitter, now?
@humasuterus
Shouldn&#039;t a &quot;sex&quot; scandal actually involve sex? I&#039;m just saying.....