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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I read somewhere there's a picture of Breitbart holding Weiner's cock while talking to people on the radio machine.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Dunno about "gets better". David Vitter wakes every morning and he's still David Vitter.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

My thoughts exactly!

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Me neither! Not sure being male is enough protection from pregnancy, so I'm gonna be extra careful. Maybe I won't use iPhone at all and stick to a good olde fashioned "blower", as they used to call 'em.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I am just <i>exhausted</i> from making Weiner, Koch and Boehner jokes. Can someone please, please, please find some juicy scandal on someone named Pussie or Bube or Elbeau?

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chascates's avatar

How did Breitbart convince Weiner to hang out his hooter so he could take a pic of it? Hasn't Weiner seen that picture of Breitbart humping pool Riley?

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

I keep looking at that picture at the top and my brain can't quite seem to process what it is exactly I'm looking at.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Ming the Merciless?

(I'm doing a little owl utilization on the side.)

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fuflans's avatar

personally, i blame newell for everything.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Not without the gag reflex kicking in.

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fuflans's avatar

also: i'm kinda bored with this story. it wasn't very good to begin with and there's no actual sex and weiner isn't a hypocritial bloviate (no offense wonkette 'bloviate') and i don't really care if he stays or goes or runs for mayor or keeps jabbing repubs in congress or crosses the brooklyn bridge and i imagine somebody like breitbart will eventually turn out to have an entire closet full of poisoned snakes that he's had the grossest kind of sex with and maybe ken's parting advice was the best: leave the internet.

except for banking of course.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

He'll get his...don't worry.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Add "at the same time" and you might just have a wager someone might take.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Apparently, you CAN get pregnant from getting a man's peen pic on Twitter, now?

@humasuterus

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Shouldn't a "sex" scandal actually involve sex? I'm just saying.....

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