Our terrible news media and terrible politicians like to get together for fancy dinners sometimes to dress up nice and feel glamorous and very lightly poke fun at how terrible they all are. Last night, indecisive but would-be serial killer Ben Quayle opened his sad effort at reading jokes he paid a guy to write for him by
Worst roast ever.
He's like a stopped clock. Also he's accidentally correct from time-to-time.
If only more people asked that question. Also would be nice to hear "Who the hell is Sarah Palin™?"