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boll ocks's avatar

Jesus Christ, this guy has gone off the deep end.

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texasace00's avatar

If anything, the GOP is consistent...everyday another crazy comes slithering out the glory hole, just a little bit more bing-bong than the last one

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Zor-El-ahrairah's avatar

No one ever goes back in time to assassinate Hitler AFTER he's ascended to power and starts wiping out millions of people, these intrepid time travelers always make sure to whack him early in life, when he was still vulnerable.

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Zor-El-ahrairah's avatar

He must be into some bizarre Rule34 stuff to be finding Trump attractive.

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HazooToo's avatar

why the fuck does he have to be such a self-important awful little shit, all of my childhood favorite people are either dying or turning into disgusting assholes! God, I will trade Scott Adams for David Bowie, please!

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tihond's avatar

They'll be back!

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tihond's avatar

But it'll be like the Mecret Mervice.

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Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

Hey clear off all you jackals, the man has a PhD in persuasion and he knows the Nazi-lite childish man baby is the best persuader EVAH.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I'll have to double-check the collected works of William L. Shirer but I don't recall an instance when a cartoonist got close enough to Hitler to playfully pull his mustache, let alone kill him.

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WeaselPoo's avatar

Well, the predictions were that Obama would be terrible, the worst, and so he has proven to be, by being terrible and the worst at also NOT fulfilling the predictions, thereby being the worst and also terrible too. Luckily, Hillary, Nobama's illegitimate love-child of nefariousness and four more years of Obummer by inheritance, will fulfill the previous predictions, thus proving the previous predictions as well and such as, too!!!

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WeaselPoo's avatar

Maybe Rick Perry's SMRT spectacles prevented the calamity? Though if so, ofr how long? Heenngggh!!!?

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WeaselPoo's avatar

Youse guys are killing me with your civility and sensibility. Murderers! I'm all murdered now. Thanks a bunch!

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Uncle Phil Hug's avatar

I'll pray but I'm keeping my eyes open. I don't want anyone pinching me.

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Little Lulu's avatar

Luminosity?

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Little Lulu's avatar

Isn't Jade Jesse's stripper daughter?

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MC Planck's avatar

I make a point of separating the artist from his work. I made a point of not reading Adam's psychotic blog. But Adams crossed the line a few weeks ago, and I've stopped reading Dilbert. I just can't enjoy it anymore, knowing what I know about Adams.

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