David Barton, the fake historian who likes finding true facts about guns in Louis L'Amour novels and who wrote a whole book full of lies about Thomas Jefferson, is branching out from fake history into fake atmospheric science. In a recent YouTube chat
It was a great tragedy for the "God" that day. Hundreds of thousands of potential fetuses just lying there, splattered all over a picture of Phyllis Schlafly.
He's like the space aliens who communicate via crop circles -- a warped sense of humor leads him to speak only to complete idiots, in a manner that rational people just don't get.
My biggest problem with this "abortion causes natural disasters" argument might be that it implies God was comparatively okay with slavery and the genocide of Native Americans.
Germany's environmental punishment for the Holocaust isn't springing to mind, either.
You'd think eventually they'd go so far right as to circle back to commieSoshulism, but you'd be wrong.
Those clever dykes just keep thwarting god's will, though!
It was a great tragedy for the "God" that day. Hundreds of thousands of potential fetuses just lying there, splattered all over a picture of Phyllis Schlafly.
Aaron Libel!
But goddam slow-acting.
But enough about dinoporn.
Fundamentalists don't exactly think much of Catholic beliefs, but love them some Zionism.
david barton's sweater is an affront to a loving deity.
He's like the space aliens who communicate via crop circles -- a warped sense of humor leads him to speak only to complete idiots, in a manner that rational people just don't get.
Don't underestimate His anger at George Zimmerman.
My biggest problem with this "abortion causes natural disasters" argument might be that it implies God was comparatively okay with slavery and the genocide of Native Americans.
Germany's environmental punishment for the Holocaust isn't springing to mind, either.
So as a punishment for killing unborn children, God causes devastating weather which sometimes results in the death of humans...including children.
This would make God as logical as many of those who worship him.
"Kenneth Copeland masturbated and Texas’s sugar beet crop failed."
Same thing here except it was an orange crop.
I just remembered...God wanted the Holocaust to happen to fulfill God's will that Israel could be recreated.
(That is a real fundamentalist belief, by the way.)
Beatin' the Ol Sugar Beet
Cloudy with a Chance of Meeting Balls