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“He pissed on his pole.” Nuff said.

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Asked for comment, Ben Jealous said "<em>Dead</em> Honky".

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.....Da Fuq did I just read?

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IT'S ALLEGORY SHEEPLE!

The "candy" is welfare. And the telephone pole is Real America™. The hulking man-child is the horse from Animal Farm. Dr. Spondike is John Galt. FaceBook is the political commissar. Come'on. This is deconstruction 101. Do I have to draw a road map?

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Unpossible.

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Why are they talking into a broken Lava Lamp®?

And why does the hulking manchild keep pounding the table and yelling "Health care, nigger"?

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Cruz/Hulking Manchild 2016! With unnamed interrogator as press secretary, and "Doctor" Spondyke as <i>éminence grise</i>/Karl Rove!

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Several years ago I had the dubious privilege of participating in a hearing regarding a plagiarized paper. The student responsible was a no-show but indicated in a letter that her mom had written large parts of the paper and that her mom had been the plagiarist, so the student should surely not be held responsible. If I only had the student's contact number today, I could let her know that her soulmate has been found.

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