The "candy" is welfare. And the telephone pole is Real America™. The hulking man-child is the horse from Animal Farm. Dr. Spondike is John Galt. FaceBook is the political commissar. Come'on. This is deconstruction 101. Do I have to draw a road map?
Cruz/Hulking Manchild 2016! With unnamed interrogator as press secretary, and &quot;Doctor&quot; Spondyke as <i>&eacute;minence grise</i>/Karl Rove!
Several years ago I had the dubious privilege of participating in a hearing regarding a plagiarized paper. The student responsible was a no-show but indicated in a letter that her mom had written large parts of the paper and that her mom had been the plagiarist, so the student should surely not be held responsible. If I only had the student&#039;s contact number today, I could let her know that her soulmate has been found.
&ldquo;He pissed on his pole.&rdquo; Nuff said.
Asked for comment, Ben Jealous said &quot;<em>Dead</em> Honky&quot;.
.....Da Fuq did I just read?
IT&#039;S ALLEGORY SHEEPLE!
The &quot;candy&quot; is welfare. And the telephone pole is Real America&trade;. The hulking man-child is the horse from Animal Farm. Dr. Spondike is John Galt. FaceBook is the political commissar. Come&#039;on. This is deconstruction 101. Do I have to draw a road map?
Unpossible.
Why are they talking into a broken Lava Lamp&reg;?
And why does the hulking manchild keep pounding the table and yelling &quot;Health care, nigger&quot;?
Cruz/Hulking Manchild 2016! With unnamed interrogator as press secretary, and &quot;Doctor&quot; Spondyke as <i>&eacute;minence grise</i>/Karl Rove!
Several years ago I had the dubious privilege of participating in a hearing regarding a plagiarized paper. The student responsible was a no-show but indicated in a letter that her mom had written large parts of the paper and that her mom had been the plagiarist, so the student should surely not be held responsible. If I only had the student&#039;s contact number today, I could let her know that her soulmate has been found.