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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Israel has gays serving openly in the military. Does this mean God hates Israel?

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Didn't the Hebrews begin allowing gheys to serve openly in their own Yahweh's Army of Destruction? You'd think after smiting them over and over with captivity, slavery and bondage, they'd learn not to mess with Him.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Just like those Doctorates.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I thought there was something special about him. But he did have unprotected unmarried sex that one time with Mary. (I'll bet she and Joseph had some pretty big fights over that every Christmas!) Then he pulled an Abraham on his young 'un, probably to get out of child support. And to give people a reason to hate Jews.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I imagine she winds up this astoundingly rich load of logic by asking for poor dumb people to send her some money.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Aww c'mon Extemp. I thought for sure you'd go for a 'Brown = gay + poop' joke.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Which HBO special was this from?

Because I liked <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=qPML-n1kRnY" target="_blank">this clip (on the same topic)</a> a lot better.

fuflans's avatar

why is it so EASY to believe in random portents from a mysterious supernatural immortal being who nobody in living memory has technically seen and so HARD to believe that the noxious crap that rusts the metal on our tailpipes and can serve as an efficient suicide device might be causing problems?

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

There is a scripture pertaining to falling sparrows in the Gospel According to Matthew, where Christ said that every time a sparrow falls, God sees it. The Prophetess Cindy Jacobs is doubling down.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Getting into the <i> Who's Who Among American Women</i> prolly took some time and effort.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

What about those birds who've recently fallen out of the sky in California, where the Governor's name is Brown. I'd like to see her tie those two together.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Sorry, I'm afraid I'd be unable to get beyond the stench of Chanel Number 5 that would undoubtedly accompany her blue balls.

chascates's avatar

Bird goes up, bird goes down.