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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Why is jaguar bebe belly so big? Is it because “too many liquids going into bebe at too big a number?” In any event, you can get to the source info here: https://martiniambassador.substack.com/p/jaguar-belly-cleanin

And meme chat: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/0c3490a6-9fa8-4399-b61a-357a22f7bbdf?utm_source=share

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Ellie Alive In 25's avatar

So happy to have a kitty tabs this morning. Wish I'd come here first, instead of reading the fresh hell that the vulgarian hath wrought.

I love baby jaguars!

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

Rule: Cats will be cats.

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kmblue187's avatar

Fulla milk before bath.

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kmblue187's avatar

Kitty bath time!

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Elizabeth Bryson's avatar

Just kittens being kittens. And kitty mums being kitty mums.

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JanuaryClaire's avatar

Babby jaguar with his tummy and those giant paws!!!!

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kmblue187's avatar

I love giant paws on any similar creature. Like lions. And dogs.

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JanuaryClaire's avatar

Me, also, too.

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Mr Mild - BlueVotingBastard💙's avatar

Baby Jaguar's belly looks a lot like Grandbaby Milds belly after a feeding.

Without the spots.

And without Mrs Mild Jr licking him.

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Suzie Greenburg's avatar

Such beautiful creatures.

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Menotsure's avatar

Not to get too kinky about this, but who wouldn't like a nice lick from time to time?

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Shocktreatment's avatar

That cub's wee face! Animals in general, and cats in particular... they don't overthink their pleasures

Rubbing babby jaguar bellys is something reserved for momma jaguars, methinks...

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Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

Goeffrey, who sometimes goes by the name, Lynx (for obvious reasons) has been conditioned by Mrs. Toomush to act as a ragdoll when womanhandled, hops on the bed every morning for his morning belly rub, which is actually my stress reliever...

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Suzie Greenburg's avatar

I think about petting my cat when I get my blood pressure taken.

Poor boy. I miss him so much.

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UVB-76's avatar

Reminder: the Cat Distribution System is global.

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Suzie Greenburg's avatar

I know, that’s how we got him in the first place, he walked up and told us this was his house! It’s too soon, for a number of reasons, but I see myself giving a home to cats for as long as I am able. He taught me so much.

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Mildred Downey Broxon's avatar

And when you die the Goddess Bast will intervene to get you into the Glorious West. That's one of the REAL old-time religions!

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UVB-76's avatar

Bless that Tom's memory.

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tehbaddr's avatar

Belly Licking Leopard!

Licks Babby Belly!

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Sojourner Truth's avatar

Mmmmmm.

Cubsicle

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Fog of Jen's avatar

I did not think the leopards would wash MY belly!

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Suzie Greenburg's avatar

10/10, no notes

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John Thorstensen's avatar

Hi there! I'm good. That hummus lasted quite a while!

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Suzie Greenburg's avatar

Big hummus! I love the stuff, I’ll put it right on top of a salad and use that instead of dressing, keeps it from getting soggy when a pack a salad for lunch. What a nice day that was! And here we are, fall upon us once again.

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Awwwww. I spotted the leopards.

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Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

Sweet Mama and Babby moment!

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Al Bellenchia's avatar

Takes a licking and…..

….bites your face off.

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Maggie Weems's avatar

How do we boycott Sinclairs? They seem to be very bad actors using revenue derived from US to fuck over democracy in favor of the grift. Any ideas out there?

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ludus's avatar

We love you Evan, but please stop showing that offspring producer's face so much. Maybe substitute a pinky fingertip wearing googly eyes instead.

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

Damn, I'm having a no brain day today. Read this post this morning, just now realized why Alanis Morrisette didn't look or sound like Alanis Morisette.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

Isn't that ironic?

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Khavrinen's avatar

"more commonly known as “tylenol” and is definitely what causes the autism"

Someone needs to inform the Right Wing Nut Jobs that autism is not the only mental health issue out there.

Vaccines cause autism.

Acetaminophen causes autism.

ChemTrails cause autism.

Come on, guys, mix it up a little with your wild-ass conspiracy theories!

Why not throw in a little schizophrenia, bipolar, or agoraphobia, just for variety?

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Mojopo's avatar

Thanks Evan, for Sarah. “Wilderness” just hit me in the feels, for the first time. God I miss her. I saw her so many times in the 90s. It’s been 30 years since ‘95, and I find myself drawn to 90s nostalgia lately. From The X Files to Lillith Fairs.

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Karen Scofield's avatar

😻 Tab's with Coffee in the Morning ☕💯👍

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Wokey McWokeface's avatar

If Tylenol caused autism we would have nationwide high speed rail by now.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

I just looked outside and there were no flying people so I guess Rapture is over????

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Ward From Cali's avatar

To answer Evan's question, my local ABC affiliate, KXTV Sacramento -- which is a Tegna station and was protested by angry viewers and shot up by an even angrier one -- will NOT be airing Jimmy Kimmel tonight. I'd say that the boycott is on, but I dunno if any Wonkers still actually watch network TV anymore.

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

The Reno affiliate I watch is owned by Gray Media, and I'm pretty sure they'll be airing Kimmel.

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cynmac's avatar

I watch network tv but I usually watch Colbert and Seth and then catch Kimmel's monologue on youtube.

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Cincinnatus's avatar

"A 12-foot statue of President Donald Trump and sex offender Jeffrey Epstein holding hands and prancing together was erected on the National Mall early Tuesday. Three plaques appear alongside the satirical faux-bronze statues, courtesy of a mysterious group that goes by the name The Secret Handshake. The plaques note the statues are “in Honor of Friendship Month” in September."

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-jeffrey-epstein-holding-hands-statue_n_68d2ba98e4b06a8b846e409a?utm_source=buzzfeed&utm_medium=iframely

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beb's avatar

The Rapture is allegedly today. I'm still waiting word that Trump was taken. I will even accept "taken to Bellvue."

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JCfromNC's avatar

Gonna stick this here because I'll probably forget about it by the time tonight's open thread rolls around.

Raleigh is releasing goats into Dix Park to eat invasive plants, which is pretty cool.

https://www.instagram.com/p/DOypN93EZNQ/

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cynmac's avatar

The city uses goats to eat kudzu in the public parks.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

A kid'll eat kudzu too, wooden shoe?

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cynmac's avatar

Or I should say "my" city.

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JCfromNC's avatar

<waves> Hi, neighbor!

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cynmac's avatar

I live in Georgia.

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JCfromNC's avatar

Ah, so you were saying that your city *also* uses goats, not that Raleigh was your city. Gotcha.

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Pere Ubu's avatar

"Ass Met Min Fin — how you say it? Words is hard"

This is why the doctors and pharmacy folks call it APAP. So much easier.

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TalentNotAutotune's avatar

OK, Sinclair Group is not going to broadcast Kimmel. So what does this mean?

Mainly it means that the good people of Seattle, St. Louis, Portland and Washington, D.C. will have to stream it on Hulu. The other 25 markets in which Sinclair owns ABC affiliates?

Metropolises like Abilene, TX; Amarillo, TX; Florence-Myrtle Beach, SC; Chattanooga, TN; Dayton, OH; and Winston-Salem NC. No other major markets as far as I can tell.

I think Kimmel can tell Sinclair Group to go fuck themselves tonight if he wants to.

As for Nexstar? They also own a lot of small-market stations. I think the largest city in which they own the ABC affiliate is either New Orleans, Knoxville, TX; or maybe Salt Lake City.

Kimmel should pre-emptively tell Nexstar to kiss his ass tonight.

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