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schmannity's avatar

"Also media mogul Mortimer Zuckerman, who “suggested ingredients for a meal that would reflect the culture of the mansion: a simple salad and whatever else ‘would enhance Jeffrey’s sexual performance.’”

Oysters and tossed salad.

Jeanie's avatar

Raise your hands. Who else yelled jump when he was on the roof?

Lois B's avatar

Pedophile Trump @realDonaldTrump, is the creator of the “pedophiles” party.

Pedophile Trump is trying to “normalize” pedophilia.  Pedophilia is NOT normal.

biff murphy's avatar

I was hoping the orange one would jump.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Keep hammering him on Epstein. Chump's scared, and when he's scared, he does stupid things he can't recover from. He was scared of Stormy Daniels coming out, and look how that turned out. 34 felony convictions.

Rad's avatar

To Trump on the roof; "FLY, YOU KNOW YOU CAN! JUST MAKE YOUR FIST, AIM IT TO THE SKY AND LEAP!! YOU CAN FLY!!! WE BELIEVE IN YOU!!! DO IT!!! PROVE GRAVITY IS JUST FOR LOSERS!!!"

DemoCat's avatar

Trump and his friends are too creepy even for Woody Allen.

Darrell Leland's avatar

You'd think that Q-Anon would be all over this. Real incontrovertible TROOF about pedophiles at the highest levels of government!

DemoCat's avatar

Hilarious, right? It’s their lord and savior who is inextricably linked with a notorious pedo trafficker, but somehow that’s excusable, or it’s different than the real criminals. It wouldn’t matter if Trump is on tape with R Kelly, P Diddy and Bill Cosby having an orgy. They’d say “ok, yes, but Joe Biden likes ice cream.”

Darrell Leland's avatar

My favorite philosopher is Eric Hoffer, who wrote "The True Believer," a seminal book on people like trump and his followers. It's as up to date today as it was 71 years ago because these people never really change. I Have slightly paraphrased this, which is one of my favorite observations from the book:

"Strength of faith manifests itself not in moving mountains but in refusing to see mountains move."

VwllssWndr's avatar

They didn't care about pedophiles, they just wanted something they could use to destroy Democrats. Fox has been telling them for thirty years that they're the bad guys and the GOP are the good guys. This is why nothing Trump does or has done is going to make much of a difference: even if he raped teenagers, it's still not as bad as what Hillary, Obama, and Biden HAD to have been up to.

Hank Napkin's avatar

'Sir' is short for 'Certain'.

And Sir is Certain of many things. Things that are utterly wrong, false, damaging, contradictory, and unworkable. And as Sir implements Sir's Certainties in the Real World, and these Sir Certainties collapse, fail, flail, collide, burst into flames, drown, and clog, Sir becomes even more Certainly Certain. So Certain that Sir's Certainty will put an end to all Sir's Certainties.

Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

"... the guy who has spent his entire career bragging about stiffing contractors, stiffed the little girls too..."

PHRASING PEOPLE!

Some of us are trying to eat.

Mr Mild - BlueVotingBastard💙's avatar

That Trump wasn’t tried by the Senate in either Impeachment is a blight on the Senate.

That he wasn’t jailed after his 34 felony convictions is a blight on the Judiciary.

That he was “elected” President a second time is a blight on our nation.

"M"'s avatar

He was tried.

He just was not CONVICTED.

Hank Napkin's avatar

Some people are born to be farm laborers. Others are born to be monstrous sexual predators. Others still find their purpose in cleaning up hotel rooms after monstrous sexual predators have practiced their art.

It's all part of Life's Rich Tapestry.

The Blessed Reverend's avatar

and without our cracker jack news media reporting it all - would we ever even know?

House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

OK, but the Trump on the roof thing was legit weird.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Right up there with Elf On a Shelf.

Dina's avatar

I couldn't think of anything to rhyme with the top of a building that was fitting ("goof" and "poof," for example) so can it just be Pedophile on the Roof?

helenasgarden's avatar

Dump on a roof!

🎶 𝐴 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑁𝑎𝑧𝑖 𝐼 —

𝐴 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑜𝑓 𝑠ℎ𝑟𝑒𝑑𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑝𝑎𝑡𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑠

𝑂𝑓 𝑏𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑎𝑑𝑠, 𝑠𝑜𝑛𝑔𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑠𝑛𝑎𝑡𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑠.... 🎶

Darrell Leland's avatar

And dreamy little guys. 🎶

My catalog is long

with girlies underaged’

But you can't see its pages

Because it's classifiiiiieeeed!

Because it's claaaasified! 🎶

G-7 in Space's avatar

Fuck these people into the Sun...that is all....

Free beach's avatar

You have my attention in this matter

G-7 in Space's avatar

Can you calculate the V needed to achieve this please...?

Regret's avatar

Let's see, the sun is about 150 000 000 kilometers away, and we want him to die on the sun, not during transit, and he isn't going to live more than 10 years by my estimate, so he needs to move faster than 15 000 000 km/y.

A year is 365.25 days of 24 hours, that's 8766 hours, so he needs to move faster than 1 711 km/h That's the V we need.

Since we need to get him out of the gravity well and into heliocentric orbit first, we also need to start with enough delta V to get him in orbit. That's about 40 000 km/h

G-7 in Space's avatar

Thank you. The Sun appreciates your contribution.

Free beach's avatar

186;000 miles per second

G-7 in Space's avatar

Thank you...makes sense because they are fighting a speed of light headwind coming from the Sun...that's how that works, amirite?

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

You go at night to avoid that.

Free beach's avatar

Yes. Besides, numbers don’t matter anymore anyway. Said a orange moran

beb's avatar

I wonder how many of those "models" needed abortions before returning home.

Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

Not as many as who needed penicillin.