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schmannity's avatar

"Also media mogul Mortimer Zuckerman, who “suggested ingredients for a meal that would reflect the culture of the mansion: a simple salad and whatever else ‘would enhance Jeffrey’s sexual performance.’”

Oysters and tossed salad.

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Jeanie's avatar

Raise your hands. Who else yelled jump when he was on the roof?

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Lois B's avatar

Pedophile Trump @realDonaldTrump, is the creator of the “pedophiles” party.

Pedophile Trump is trying to “normalize” pedophilia.  Pedophilia is NOT normal.

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biff murphy's avatar

I was hoping the orange one would jump.

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kmblue187's avatar

CNN says Vance and other Trump lackeys are going to meet tonight to strategy a response to shut up the Epstein files thingie. This bodes ill for Trump, and I say GOOD!

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kmblue187's avatar

Trump on the roof...jump.

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kmblue187's avatar

...“many of us are worried about our own safety because she’s here.”

I would be too, smart inmates.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Keep hammering him on Epstein. Chump's scared, and when he's scared, he does stupid things he can't recover from. He was scared of Stormy Daniels coming out, and look how that turned out. 34 felony convictions.

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Rad's avatar

To Trump on the roof; "FLY, YOU KNOW YOU CAN! JUST MAKE YOUR FIST, AIM IT TO THE SKY AND LEAP!! YOU CAN FLY!!! WE BELIEVE IN YOU!!! DO IT!!! PROVE GRAVITY IS JUST FOR LOSERS!!!"

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DemoCat's avatar

Trump and his friends are too creepy even for Woody Allen.

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Darrell Leland's avatar

You'd think that Q-Anon would be all over this. Real incontrovertible TROOF about pedophiles at the highest levels of government!

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DemoCat's avatar

Hilarious, right? It’s their lord and savior who is inextricably linked with a notorious pedo trafficker, but somehow that’s excusable, or it’s different than the real criminals. It wouldn’t matter if Trump is on tape with R Kelly, P Diddy and Bill Cosby having an orgy. They’d say “ok, yes, but Joe Biden likes ice cream.”

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Darrell Leland's avatar

My favorite philosopher is Eric Hoffer, who wrote "The True Believer," a seminal book on people like trump and his followers. It's as up to date today as it was 71 years ago because these people never really change. I Have slightly paraphrased this, which is one of my favorite observations from the book:

"Strength of faith manifests itself not in moving mountains but in refusing to see mountains move."

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VwllssWndr's avatar

They didn't care about pedophiles, they just wanted something they could use to destroy Democrats. Fox has been telling them for thirty years that they're the bad guys and the GOP are the good guys. This is why nothing Trump does or has done is going to make much of a difference: even if he raped teenagers, it's still not as bad as what Hillary, Obama, and Biden HAD to have been up to.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

'Sir' is short for 'Certain'.

And Sir is Certain of many things. Things that are utterly wrong, false, damaging, contradictory, and unworkable. And as Sir implements Sir's Certainties in the Real World, and these Sir Certainties collapse, fail, flail, collide, burst into flames, drown, and clog, Sir becomes even more Certainly Certain. So Certain that Sir's Certainty will put an end to all Sir's Certainties.

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Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

"... the guy who has spent his entire career bragging about stiffing contractors, stiffed the little girls too..."

PHRASING PEOPLE!

Some of us are trying to eat.

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Mr Mild - BlueVotingBastard💙's avatar

That Trump wasn’t tried by the Senate in either Impeachment is a blight on the Senate.

That he wasn’t jailed after his 34 felony convictions is a blight on the Judiciary.

That he was “elected” President a second time is a blight on our nation.

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"M"'s avatar

He was tried.

He just was not CONVICTED.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Some people are born to be farm laborers. Others are born to be monstrous sexual predators. Others still find their purpose in cleaning up hotel rooms after monstrous sexual predators have practiced their art.

It's all part of Life's Rich Tapestry.

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The Blessed Reverend's avatar

and without our cracker jack news media reporting it all - would we ever even know?

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House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

OK, but the Trump on the roof thing was legit weird.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Right up there with Elf On a Shelf.

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Dina's avatar

I couldn't think of anything to rhyme with the top of a building that was fitting ("goof" and "poof," for example) so can it just be Pedophile on the Roof?

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