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paul's avatar

Is the meter one two three four or one two three one two three one two three one two three?

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zuludaddy (seem 'on key?')'s avatar

reposting from earlier because

A) relevant to the day!

ii - I...got an updoot from 'Trix her own self on this :]

here is my leeeetle holiday contribution from my fucking charming town™

all about that one poem everyone knows, and a second, moar scholarly article investigating old claims of perrrrrrrrjury

https://whatsupnewp.com/2025/12/twas-the-night-before-christmas-and-its-ties-to-newport-ri/

and

https://whatsupnewp.com/2025/12/twas-the-night-before-christmas-helped-make-the-modern-santa-and-led-to-a-literary-whodunit/

[the local rag reprints these two articles annually, and also too it is a solid cocktail fact that Moore's Manhattan estate was called Chelsea, which then gave its name to the neighborhood!]

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paul's avatar

Christmas from Australia via Tim Michin.

White Wine in the Sun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCNvZqpa-7Q&pp=ygUUdGltIG1pY2hpbiBjaHJpc3RtYXPSBwkJTQoBhyohjO8%3D

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Menotsure's avatar

This picture of Trump taking calls from children about Santa's arrival says a lot about the warmth of family togetherness on this Christmas. Trump told one little girl that she sounded "cute". Given the situation he finds himself in that seems less than wise.

https://www.rawstory.com/media-library/u-s-president-donald-trump-and-first-lady-melania-trump-participate-in-norad-santa-tracker-phone-calls-on-christmas-eve-from.jpg?id=62630871&width=2400&height=1599

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

I want to know who did the normal Christmas decorations.

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Menotsure's avatar

The immigrant staff at Mar-A-Lago.

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Chino Cherokee's avatar

Did he ask her what she was wearing?

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Menotsure's avatar

Ha!

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Oliver Furman's PA's avatar

oof

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Ted Cruz's Beard's avatar

Made eggnog, surviving the “tempering of the eggs.”

Cooling in the fridge now except the sample I poured off before chilling. Add Meyers dark rum and Bob’s yer Uncle. Merry Christmas fellow travelers. I hope you all get your stockings stuffed.

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paul's avatar
19mEdited

FOTUS brags that it's now safe to say Merry Christmas again since the GQP took over. Here is a video of that heathen Socialist Commie Obama berating Christmas over and over again during his presidency.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y21cD1Yusag&pp=ygUab2JhbWEgc2F5cyBtZXJyeSBjaHJpc3RtYXM%3D

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Larry Schmitt's avatar

When was it ever not "safe" (whatever that means) to say Merry Christmas?

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Since anything else was allowed to exist. These asshats made all that shit up.

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paul's avatar

When the GQP said that it wasn't safe, those poor victims.

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Larry Schmitt's avatar

I saw one of those with a couple of giant inflated chickens in Santa suits.

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Oliver Furman's PA's avatar

Wow. That's...a lot.

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Larry Schmitt's avatar

The shitification of America continues.

According to multiple sources familiar with internal discussions, a proposal is circulating that would rebrand U.S. post offices nationwide under a new name: Trump Delivers. The plan would reportedly leave the Postal Service’s operations, workforce, and infrastructure intact, while overlaying a new identity focused on “strength,” “branding,” and “leadership.”

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Hops: 86/47 or bust's avatar

what a pitiful shithead.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

He's gonna piss on everything, isn't he?

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tehbaddr's avatar

This is from The Onion, right?

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Larry Schmitt's avatar

No, it's real.

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Oliver Furman's PA's avatar

Please let it be The Onion.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

This is fucking pathological polticization of an historical service.

Three more years of this self-obsessed, national integrity dismissed insanity is NOT remotely sustainable.

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Oliver Furman's PA's avatar

Gonna get really, really ugly when it implodes.

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aktlib101's avatar

Is he going to read all our mail now? Monitoring text, voice and social media not enough?

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Flashman's avatar

We can look forward to coal-powered delivery trucks, no doubt.

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Raccoon of Vengeance's avatar

Does this mean better service?

LOL.

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Anonymous Venezuelan's avatar

The storm knocked my power out. I just hooked up the fridge to my battery.

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zuludaddy (seem 'on key?')'s avatar

shocking!

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SkeptiKC's avatar

Please just keep yourself safe, comrade.

If it's cold enough outside just put perishables out on the back porch and preserve your battery power, comrade.

Having lived in the too often bitterly cold Pacific northwest I've learned a few tricks along the way.

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Parakeetist's avatar

Oh crimony! Yipes!

Hope it is not hurt and its health improves.

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Richard S's avatar

Dinner has been et. Turkey, roast potatoes, carrots, green beans. Not that big a deal; I microwaved the mess. Didn't even have to cut a slit in the film cover. Now I'm sipping a glass of wine (riesling, made by a friend). Will have a panettone and (lightly) spiked coffee later, and the evening will end with a St. Bernardus Chrismas ale.

BTW, there was a wild turkey hanging around the parking lot behind the apartment bldg when I got home from work this afternoon......

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Parakeetist's avatar

Henlo!

Bird had Beyond Steak for dinner. It's made out of beans. So I guess I had beans. :)

At 6:00, I'm going to take a short bike ride. At 7:00, I'm going to church.

Peace, respect, and joy to everyone this year. Whether you are a nonbeliever or not.

I have a lot of friends here, and I enjoy everyone's company. :)

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Nigel R. Toppinglift, III's avatar

How is the beyond steak?

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paul's avatar

I am a nonbeliever, but I have no problem wishing you a Merry Christmas.

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Nigel R. Toppinglift, III's avatar

Remember: Axial tilt is the reason for the season!

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IvoryRabbit's avatar

Hooper, the Flying Turkey from Thanksgiving is going to be our Christmas cocktail. We just mixed up a sample batch, and it is very good. We do love a bourbon cocktail, and this one did not disappoint! Thank you, and happy, happy holidays.

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Shocktreatment's avatar

No jazz at the K̶e̶n̶n̶C̶e̶n̶ Diminished Capacity Center tonight...

𝗞𝗲𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗱𝘆 𝗖𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗖𝗵𝗿𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗺𝗮𝘀 𝗘𝘃𝗲 𝗷𝗮𝘇𝘇 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗰𝗲𝗿𝘁 𝗰𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝗮𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽 𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗮𝗱𝗱𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝘂𝗶𝗹𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴

NEW YORK (AP) — A planned Christmas Eve jazz concert at the Kennedy Center, a holiday tradition dating back more than 20 years, has been canceled. The show’s host, musician Chuck Redd, says that he called off the performance in the wake of the White House announcing last week that President Donald Trump’s name would be added to the facility...https://apnews.com/article/kennedy-center-jazz-jam-canceled-e556b53085a483140436cfaa8b6f177f

Merry Christmas you kids!

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Nigel R. Toppinglift, III's avatar

Aaaaand he was summarily named a terrorist

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Oh no! And Donald Trump LOVES jazz! RaDiCaL LeFt LuNaTiCs strike again!

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tehbaddr's avatar

Radical Conflicted Leftist Marxist Commie Antifa Cancel Culture!!!111!!!1!!!

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Chino Cherokee's avatar

This is awesome.

The country needs WAY more actions like this!

Thank you Chuck.

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verne's avatar

chuck redd, i applaud you for your goddamn fucking decency and courage to do the right thing.

i'm still clapping...

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Flashman's avatar

No sweat, they'll get a DJ.

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tehbaddr's avatar

Maybe Dear Leader will DJ himself!

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SkeptiKC's avatar

As well it should have been, respected artistic committee.

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Thanks Chuck!

(much respect!)

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Cheers Y'all's avatar

I'm tired. Taking a quick break.

Still need to bake one last batch of cookies tonight and make a pot roast tomorrow.

Somehow my mother turned a relaxing Xmas day into a part family/friends dinner at my place.

She's still sly as a fox at 97 that woman.

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ciaobella's avatar

King County sent me a Christmas bonus! $55 for a day of jury duty. (Never mind that I didn’t actually sit on a jury, I got booted by the prosecution in a peremptory strike, probably because I’m a damn liberal. A good day’s work!)

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Bobathonic's avatar

They give us cash money when we show up, which is nice.

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Chino Cherokee's avatar

Were you wearing your WONKETTE T-Shirt?

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paul's avatar

As a Washingtonian, you are welcome for your pittance. I figure I contributed a penny for your big pay-out.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

Ahem; that is "...to", not "...for".

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ciaobella's avatar

I’ll cherish that penny, Paul!

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SkeptiKC's avatar

Take the $$$ and run.

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ciaobella's avatar

During the voir dire they kept asking me questions so I answered and said I thought the prosecution could be racist. So I probably put that seed in the mind of the rest of the jury. Public duty served.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

You earned EVERY damned dime of your remittance, respected comrade.

You did your duty and set an example for us all.

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paul's avatar

Woo Hoo Hoo

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