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Matthew Hooper's avatar

Working questions here.

ziggywiggy's avatar

I love the bottom picture. Good photography is important part of doing recipes.

I love The Department of Salad not only for great recipes but also Emily Nunn's pictures are beautiful.

https://open.substack.com/pub/emilyrnunn/p/scrappy-winter-pasta-salads-orzo?utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&utm_medium=web

Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

This looks good, Hoop! But we (Mrs. Toomush and I) just got back from standing on a street corner in the wet snow, wet coats and wet gloves and wet Stop the Save Bullshit signs, and are now having a hot rum toddy (Mount Gay Eclipse, of course) with cinnamon sticks to restore our health and warmth! Skol!...

Uncle Betamax's avatar

"Kahlua is garbage."

A bold statement. I disagree, you can use it to make amazing muffin icing. :P

Hirightnow's avatar

"Muffin Icing" sounds like a porn title...

Uncle Betamax's avatar

I mean, do you wan't it to be?

Hirightnow's avatar

The local afternoon talk radio crew does trivia before the 6:00 break, and they were switching it up on Fridays with "Pick the Porn", where the caller would have to pick the one fake porno title from a list of 4.

They've never used any double entendre involving the word "muffin" to the best of my knowledge, which seems a lost opportunity.

What A Debacle's avatar

As a resident of Mexico I have to stand up for the virtue of the carajillo. I would urge you to give it a chance, to play with it.

They can vary in quality, but the worst I've ever had here still tasted damn good.

Typically, the espresso around here is muy fuerte and pretty tasty so that helps a lot.

As far as sweetness goes, yeah it's sweet, but it IS dessert.

Usually the drink is made here using only cooled espresso and Licor 43, about equal amounts. I suspect it's better when the espresso amount is more than the Licor 43.

When it comes out the color of ice tea, nope. It should be (to my taste) brown, the color of Coke.

And the espresso should definitely be cool so as not to dilute the drink.

Pour over a shaker of ice and shake it silly. That's "shakeado"

I would urge you to give it a chance, to play with it.

Elviouslyqueer's avatar

After three straight weekends in New Orleans, including two where I rode in actual parades, I am giving my body a well-deserved break from fried food and booze.

At least until Monday.

Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

So.... a sort of short and medicinal Lent?...

What A Debacle's avatar

Damn you. I will take some Acme grilled oysters, BBQ shrimp, a Muffaletta, shrimp po boy and a Dixie.

Baconzgood's avatar

OT.

Nice to see ya.

Sincerely,

Baconzgood.

Crystalclear12's avatar

Rebecca: and you need to pin a places for questions at the top

Matthew: with this crowd?

R: so they ask questions about the drink.

M: *laughs hysterically * sure, why not?

*puts on snark waders*

Prostate of Dorian Gray's avatar

I hope he doesn't hate us when we ask dumb shit that has nothing to do with anything.

Free beach's avatar

He must know this by now.

Crystalclear12's avatar

Why hasn't Rooster Cogburn stood up his round?

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

You talkin' to me?

marxalot's avatar

i’ve got a party of approx 30 people to prep punch and cocktail (one, this is a menu fixe) for, about three hours long

how many drinks per person am i planning for? the cocktail math i can do, if i run out of pathfinder they can go drink tap water, but i forget the drinks per victim per hour math

Crystalclear12's avatar

Just always make you get the first and last drinks.

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

"DOES ANYONE ACTUALLY WORK HERE WHO CAN SEE THAT I'M HOLDING AN EMPTY MARGARITA GLASS FOR TWO WHOLE MINUTES? I HAVE 37 FOLLOWERS ON MY INSTAGRAM!"

Baconzgood's avatar

Calm down

The most important question is "how much bacon do you have available?"

Richard S's avatar

Bacon margarita?

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

How do you not sucker punch a bunch of assholes who get to the bar and then decide what they want to drink?

"Oh, Steph wants a martini. What's that? An espresso martini. What do you want, Jake?" etc etc

Free beach's avatar

Or CANT decide

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

Dr. Cox "If I've been waiting for 20 minutes in the line to order coffee and the guy in front of me can't decide what he wants, I should have the right to kill him right then and there."

satch's avatar

As long as YOU know what you want.

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

I know

Large hot black coffee, no room.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Immediate elimination

Reader's avatar

Where's our pictures and pirate story?

Baconzgood's avatar

The Pirate story is they sucked for the last 40+ years, the pictures are shameful and hurt to look at.

Its hard to be a baseball fan in Pittsburgh.

What A Debacle's avatar

Oh god. It's the start of baseball season, or as I refer to it, 6 months til football.

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

"The rum was running shorter, and the sodomy and the lashes were running longer..."

Stanta Knows's avatar

Snorked at that one.

Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

"No, it's your turn in the barrel!"

Birb-General of the US's avatar

That deserved an entire post of its own, amirite?

paperlesstiger's avatar

During the recent conflict between Pakistan and India, Pakistani pilots took down several Indian planes with the help of a new Chinese radar system. India, for its part, took down several Pakistani planes with Russian S-400 AD system. Iran now has both of these systems.

Oy!'s avatar

Conan hair piece? That doo is denying basic physics. ( Or is this one of those "known things" that no one told me about? Again!!! 🤪 )

•---•---•---•---•---•---•---•---•---•---•---•---•---•---•---•---•---•---•

"Conan O’Brien Is Ready for the Oscars | The New Yorker Interview"–https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48HUaf5Jenc

Mysterysurf's avatar

Billy Zoom, guitarist for the band X, is 78 years old today. Here's the band performing "Blue Spark" on an MDA Telethon, with introduction by Casey Kasem and Jerry Lewis. Yes, really:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyHq9FbfFxE

Here's the band playing "Hungry Wolf" on MTV in 1982:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJLCX-sOKcQ

Anarchy Pony's avatar

I'm sorry, what? No. They can't be that old... Lies.

Mysterysurf's avatar

If it's any consolation, D.J. Bonebrake is only 70.

Jeff, still got my guitar's avatar

That's why Billy was cooler, he was older.

Mysterysurf's avatar

Billy's a crazy conspiracy nut, isn't he? Like crazier than Exene?

Richard S's avatar

Seeing as I'm in a pretty good mood tonight (had a really nice dinner at a local mexican restaurant - the chef has really good specials on occasion; tonight it was his version of Pollo Oaxaca - chicken breast over rice, in a mole AND tomatillo sauce (an incredible flavor combo)) so I'm NOT going to share the downer of an article I read today.

Instead, a couple of OLYMPICS NICE TIMES you probably missed.

* So it was a substitution at the end of the match when the game was already out of hand. IT STILL COUNTS.

At the age of 54, Rich Ruohonen became the oldest American to compete in any Winter Olympics.

https://www.npr.org/2026/02/12/nx-s1-5712707/rich-ruohonen-oldest-american-winter-olympian

* Here's Lucas "The Skiing Dude" Pinheiro Braathen winning the gold in the Men's Giant Slalom.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4IFL16wJuY

He's competing for Brazil, which makes this the first medal of ANY sort for a South American country in the Winter Olympics.

https://www.npr.org/2026/02/15/nx-s1-5715075/brazil-braathen-gold-south-americas-first-winter-olympics-medal

https://www.nbcnewyork.com/olympics/2026-milan-cortina/brazil-first-winter-olympics-gold-meaning/6462133/

FurryCaterwauling's avatar

𝘔𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘔𝘺𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘛𝘰𝘶𝘳

It's 7:00± to 8:00± pm Central on Friday. It's time to open a tab to www.arkansasrocks.com for the great show 𝘔𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘔𝘺𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘛𝘰𝘶𝘳 about all things Beatle. I use the Arkansas Rocks regular streaming option. I make time for this show every week and I always learn something.

Phried Ω's avatar

When is all that MAHA certified Argentine beef and tallow suppose to hit the supermarket and lower my groceries (such a simple word) bill or is that all part of the Democratic affordability hoax?

eppe's avatar

The cattle have to make their own way to the slaughterhouses in Omaha. They haven't even made it to the Darien gap yet.

Jeff, still got my guitar's avatar

I was just at Safeway and I shop the "Manager Special" meat section. 50% of list package price. Didn't see any Argentinean beef. Top sirloin boneless strips were 19.99lb, before the discount, I love the manager specials.

Oy!'s avatar

Conan O'Brien on Trump: "How do you parody a parody?"

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Covfefe and dry wit.

Tetman Callis's avatar

He's such a fuckwad. An incorrigible fuckwad. You know of whom I speak.

paperlesstiger's avatar

B-2 hasn’t been in production for 25 years.

𝘑𝘜𝘚𝘛 𝘐𝘕: 🇺🇸 𝘗𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘴𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘜𝘚 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 22 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘉-2 𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘵𝘩 𝘣𝘰𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘴.

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Jesus Fried Crisco!! If we don't have mothballed factories to do that, the factories and tooling will need to be built. Each unit will end up costing at least twice as much as the advertised price of a B2. The smart thing is to support the B21 bomber which is supposed to eventually replace the B2. B21s are a thing and they are in limited production already. I actually find the B21 to be a really cool piece of machinery.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northrop_Grumman_B-21_Raider

Phried Ω's avatar

He may mean the B-2.1. There were only 21 B-2 bombers built in the first place and there are just 19 left.

Kay Ducky's head hurts's avatar

Yes, he is just sooo stupid.

Jeff, still got my guitar's avatar

This administration is collapsing from mismanagement of their duties to continue the functioning of the government that has been created and they were elected to run. They've ignored all the laws and rules and agreements in place that people expect to be how things are run. They ran roughshod over America with it for a year. It's now catching up to demented Don and the gang that props him up, billionaires included. Their facade is crumbling. The wheels may grind slowly, but they grind.

Craig Nixon's avatar

Of course, there's a partial TACO already.

𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐇𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬 𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐞𝐱𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐧𝐞𝐰, 𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝟏𝟎% 𝐭𝐚𝐱

The White House fact sheet on the new, temporary 10% import tax on goods from all nations includes a list of goods “not be subject to the temporary import duty”.

Here is the White House list of imports not subject to the 150-day temporary tax:

certain critical minerals, metals used in currency and bullion, energy, and energy products;

natural resources and fertilizers that cannot be grown, mined, or otherwise produced in the United States or grown, mined, or otherwise produced in sufficient quantities to meet domestic demand;

certain agricultural products, including beef, tomatoes, and oranges;

pharmaceuticals and pharmaceutical ingredients;

certain electronics;

passenger vehicles, certain light trucks, certain medium and heavy-duty vehicles, buses, and certain parts of passenger vehicles, light trucks, heavy-duty vehicles, and buses;

certain aerospace products; and

informational materials (e.g., books), donations, and accompanied baggage.

The White House also says the following goods will not be subject to the temporary import duty:

all articles and parts of articles that currently are or later become subject to section 232 actions;

USMCA compliant goods of Canada and Mexico; and

textiles and apparel articles that enter duty-free as a good of Costa Rica, the Dominican Republic, El Salvador, Guatemala, Honduras, or Nicaragua under the Dominican Republic-Central America Free Trade Agreement.

[Guardian]

Militant Agnostic's avatar

I'm surprised he is honoring the free trade agreements.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

He's like a monkey randomly punching keys

Which made me think, someone with access to AI needs to make a composite of Pedo and a fat blonde/white monkey.

Kay Ducky's head hurts's avatar

It's all so mind-numbingly stupid. My head hurts.

Craig Nixon's avatar

I noticed that part in your screen name.

Kay Ducky's head hurts's avatar

Well, it is literally always true.

Hirightnow's avatar

Give them a week and it will be "We've lowered the price of imported goods!"

Hirightnow's avatar

More than any other administration ever!!!

Ganjaneer's avatar

Drinking Rheingeist House Cat Pilsner. Sippin some Jamison Whiskey blazing out with some White Widow .

Cheers everyone :)

UVB-76's avatar

Pilsner, Irish whisky, and White Widow is the bomb!

Stella Artois and Lemon Oreoz bud here.

Party on!

Hirightnow's avatar

If I still drank, I'd drink exciting-sounding beers like that.

(...in between scads of the cheap stuff...)

*...𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘣𝘰𝘸𝘭 𝘪𝘯 𝘴𝘢𝘭𝘶𝘵𝘦...*

Craig Nixon's avatar

I'll just live vicariously through you.

"M"'s avatar

𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝐃𝐇𝐒 𝐂𝐀𝐔𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐑𝐄𝐃-𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐃 𝐢𝐧 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐃𝐘 𝐁𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐎𝐍-𝐃𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐀𝐑 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐥!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8P-RG3DwkVQ

"Palantir just scored a $1 BILLION deal with DHS to provide products and services to the federal agency that is kidnapping and terrorizing people in our communities. Katie Phang has the details, including the internal tensions among Palantir employees as the company forges ahead with its contracts with the Trump Regime 2.0"

Craig Nixon's avatar

Where did I put my shocked face?

Has anyone seen my shocked face around anywhere?

No? kthxbai.

BillEGoatSmile's avatar

The looting of the Treasury continues apace.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Rick Wilson

60% Say the Economy Is Bad — That’s Game Over | Behind the Numbers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdvMbVytHWQ

Opalescent Riddles's avatar

I would say that the economy is precarious, not good or healthy, but not yet "bad". But I'm comfortable listening to actual experts on this, which rules out the executive branch and the GOP side of Congress.