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Matthew Hooper's avatar

I don't have all the answers. But the questions go here.

Katherine Harris's avatar

Back when I worked in retail liquor, I was trying to self-educate on liquor, wine, and beer so I could give informed opinions and suggestions should the need arise. I had the impression that tequila was a subset of mezcal, with the key characteristics being that it needed to be made from blue agave entirely and that it needed to be made in Jalisco. (I was tickled to find out tequila and champagne are region-locked, so to speak.) My question is, how wrong was I?

pskbh's avatar

Tekillya and I don't have a happy history. Not sure I can find mezcal here. Is there a #2 mescal?

Tom's avatar

Thank you sir. I have heard about some of the shady dealings in the tequila industry in Jalisco, but you have more information than me

pskbh's avatar

Are you please writing a Recipes for Wonks book?

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

I’m surprised the drink isn’t something atomic-themed.

Uncle Betamax's avatar

I'm waiting for some Fallout-themed stuff.

Goin Green's avatar

That looks like a perfect rita. I drink so many ritas and have so few like that.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

It’s a perfect day for this drink, I want one.

Uncle Betamax's avatar

I want three, a darts match, a pie and a fundantally unpicky woman.

Dirty Work's avatar

Mismanaged a blow bar in Evergreen Co. in the early 80's. Had some complaints. So I nailed a suggestion box to the wall. Replete with pad and paper for one to express a better way. Forgot to cut a slip in the receptacle to receive positive reinforcement.

Point made.

Uncle Betamax's avatar

Yeah, I'll take one.

It's a Tom Waits kind of day.

Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

Fooled ya, Hoop! No, no Mount Gay, no lime, no ice here: Guinness Extra Stout, the only golden beer-like substance that will pass Mrs. Toomush's mouth. A celebration for the three-week unwrapping of her broken ankle, all the pins and rods neatly sewn inside that poor, gray paw!...

𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉's avatar

I have several questions: Why only questions? What about complaints? Where do complaints go? Do whiney rhetorical questions count as questions?

What, in fact, constitutes a question?

Uncle Betamax's avatar

They go in this here receptacle.

I may be marked "bin" but don't let that worry you none.

Lexicon Devil's avatar

Most “questions”, aren’t

clairence's avatar

first question: why?

second question: why not?

Yopi's avatar

I am buying tequila this afternoon, and gin and Aperol for the lady. I can't make myself buy mezcal, but I appreciate what you are saying about casamigos and tequila in general. I grew up in Guadalajara. Maybe I should be back to my origins; Zausa and Cuervo

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

How come kids today don't sit up straight and listen when grownups are talking?

goCatgo's avatar

Gen Z has less social skills than 2 cockroaches meeting and flitting their antenas with each other.

Uncle Betamax's avatar

Not fair. Their social responses are chicaned and curated- because the previous geneneration failed to protect them.

"M"'s avatar

🌟🌟🌟

Miss Grundy's avatar

It looks yummy, but the doctor made me give up salt. My birthday is on Sunday. I have some Bacardi on hand--I know it isn't your favorite rum, Mr. Hooper, but it's the rum I grew up on. Since I can't have soda anymore--it's on the cardiovascular doctor's NO list, what else can I use to mix it with, so I can, at least, celebrate un poquito? Thanks for your help!

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Happy early birthday, it is Mr S’ birthday too.

Miss Grundy's avatar

Thank you. Happy early birthday to Mr. S. I hope you have a great day.

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

You're lucky your doc told you to give up salt. Mine told me to quit drinking.

I'll trade you.

Miss Grundy's avatar

Alcohol is on the NO list as well but I don't think one drink will kill me. I also plan on having chocolate cake on Sunday even though sweets and chocolate is also on the NO list. But it's my birthday and I will enjoy the day!

Uncle Betamax's avatar

*sigh* Sorry guys, but we don't tell you this to spoil your lives, just to make your lives longer.

Listen or don't. You're free to ignore medical advice.

pskbh's avatar

That's why I don't have a doctor. I trust you but I know what you'll tell me. Fact is, I don't give a shit how long I live. I'll go smiling.

Uncle Betamax's avatar

Well, aint our business to curtail your choices. Just to point out what paths will maybe kill you.

Miss Grundy's avatar

I have done a very good job of abstaining from everything that is on the NO list. I've lost sixty pounds so far. I still have a way to go but I'm still at it. But Sunday is my special day. So, as long as I only cheat a little that day and go back to following my diet, I should be fine.

Thank you, Uncle Betamax for your concern. I appreciate you!

"M"'s avatar

Unkie - then how come when we ask the docs for *preventative* advice they look at us like we're speaking Urdu

Uncle Betamax's avatar

Because your doctors are American.

I'm not going to sugar coat this. They get paid more if you suffer more. Ours don't.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Now that Artemis is safely down, I'm going to go indulge myself with a shrimp dinner at the luxury Mexican seafood place that, impossibly, just opened up less than a mile from my house in a repurposed Pizza Hut. Later.

MrEes's avatar

Well, nothing like this happened while Obama was president, that’s for sure.

paperlesstiger's avatar

It's been a few presidents since this.

Resource NW's avatar

Integrity is in the water, safely.

Hirightnow's avatar

SOMETHING POLITICAL THAT I HAVE OPINIONS ABOUT!!!

also Artemis made it back okay.

Shocktreatment's avatar

You make just the 𝘰𝘯𝘦 exception to the "no maniacs drive school buses" policy...

𝗦𝗰𝗵𝗼𝗼𝗹 𝗯𝘂𝘀 𝗱𝗿𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗮𝗿𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗮𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗱𝗿𝗶𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗯𝘂𝘀 𝗳𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗱𝗿𝗲𝗻 𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗸𝘀

SUMTER COUNTY, Fla. -- A Florida school bus driver was arrested after police say she drove a bus full of children over railroad tracks as a train was approaching

The incident was caught on camera.

The video shows a school bus filled with 29 children being clipped by a fast-moving train at an intersection.The bus driver, Yvonne Hampton, is now out on bond...

https://abc7.com/post/school-bus-driver-yvonne-hampton-arrested-driving-full-children-train-tracks-sumter-county-florida-sheriff/18857316/

Parakeetist's avatar

It's in the ocean! Yaaaaay!

Where is the Coast Guard ship that's supposed to come and get them?

The Wanderer's avatar

Navy landing ship 'John P. Murtha' is five miles away, but its boats are closing in on it and the helicopters are already overhead.

President Rufus T. Superfly's avatar

Welp, I guess they'll have to talk to Trump now.

Hirightnow's avatar

Hope these spacefarers brought a universal translator that can interpret the "Sundowning Narcissist" language...

SkeptiKC's avatar

Those who've traveled amongst the stars are empowered to tell HIM to go to hell.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

That minute long silence when they just didn't answer him is a parable for our times.

nodak.   5150 47's avatar

Welcome home, Integrity!

Noma Larkey's avatar

Most awesome thing I've seen all week!

Daydrinking is my JOB!'s avatar

BRAVO ARTEMIS AND CREW!

NASA too for that matter.

Napoleon's avatar

Fuck yeah America. No matter what, Goddamn if this ain't a impressive motherfuckin' nation.

"M"'s avatar

BULLSEYE SPLASHDOWN!

nodak.   5150 47's avatar

they are rowing as fast as they can.

Random's avatar

Alright, celebration over.

Now let's get to fixin' that damn heat shield.

feralboy12's avatar

(sigh of relief)

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

I always tear up with this stuff

Noma Larkey's avatar

Every. Single. Time.

Nancy Naive's avatar

The guy operating the IIR is more interested in the chutes than the capsule.