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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Right, I'm home again. And very pleased.

I had to go to a bar by the bay because that's always brought me jerb luck in the past.

https://substack.com/profile/155630927-fukuisanyesota/note/c-214275346?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=2knplb

Ain't so bad.

It took a lot not to break out the West Side Story singing though

I feel pretty,

Oh, so pretty,

I feel pretty and witty and bright,

And I pity

Any girl who isn't me tonight.

I feel charming,

Oh, so charming,

It's alarming how charming I feel,

And so pretty

That I hardly can believe I'm real.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

How far along are you in the job interview process? It's a fairly elaborate one IIRC.

Oy!'s avatar

So . . . Julie K. Brown thinks Epstein did not commit suicide. She makes a pretty good case.

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"The Epstein Files Reveal What Trump Knew | The New Yorker Interview"–https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySTt2AeeWQw

Mysterysurf's avatar

It's the 65th birthday of Henry Rollins. Here he is 1983 in Black Flag reading the riot act to someone who hit him in the head with a beer can. They play a song too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuatNw2HIdo

And here he is with the Rollins Band performing "Liar" in 1994:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0ZV_LCrHA0

tehbaddr's avatar

Watching clips of Gnome, I just realized she reminds me of a Bratz Doll.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Yeah. Or I guess LOL Dolls are all the rage now.

(Or they were when some 8yo girl asked Santa for one and I drew the request as part of a buy-a-toy dealie one Xmas)

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Factory Seconds Bratz Doll.

On a good day.

The G-7 Experience's avatar

Thank you, I will fax you a slice with the extra sauce because I bet that's how you roll...

tehbaddr's avatar

Chris is gonna cover BlankieGate!

Dialectic.Detective's avatar

Arr just met ye,

And this be crazy!

But I'm a pirate,

So call me matey!

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Did you hear about the new pirate movie coming out next week? You can't take your kids though because it's rated RrrRRrRrr

FurryCaterwauling's avatar

𝘔𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘔𝘺𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘛𝘰𝘶𝘳

It's 7:00± to 8:00± pm Central on Friday. It's time to open a tab to www.arkansasrocks.com for the great show 𝘔𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘔𝘺𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘛𝘰𝘶𝘳 about all things Beatle. I use the Arkansas Rocks regular streaming option. I make time for this show every week and I always learn something.

tehbaddr's avatar

"Three polls show Americans think Trump is doing a worse job than Biden"

https://www.thenationalnews.com/news/us/2026/02/12/three-polls-show-americans-think-trump-is-doing-a-worse-job-than-biden/

Oh the way that hit dog is gonna holler!

Richard S's avatar

Did they take into account that Biden is retired and isn't really doing anything right now?

BillEGoatSmile's avatar

Yeah. This makes my blood boil.

tehbaddr's avatar

At least we don't have Kamaala with her weird laugh!

ciaobella's avatar

She talked about coconut trees and laughed!

2Cats2Furious's avatar

If I lie on my side, I can cuddle with Pi, and then Axl will sleep on the other side, and we all fit on the extra-large sofa heating pad. Assuming nobody bites anyone else, which isn’t a given.

Babe Paley's avatar

This sounds lovely!

By Sunday I will be in a home with two cats, and despite my allergies, they will have cuddles (they’re not bitey).

2Cats2Furious's avatar

Cuddles are awesome!

Sometimes Pi bites Axl, sometimes Axl bites Pi, sometimes Pi tries to bite my nose (but he always does it slowly, so I have time to move my head back), and sometimes Axl goes on a spree and tries biting errybody in his path.

Things can get spicy at Casa 2Cats!

tehbaddr's avatar

Do not bite teh kittehs!

2Cats2Furious's avatar

I make no promises!

Queen Méabh's avatar

I emailed my attorney on Wednesday to ask him WTF IS GOING ON WITH THE MOTION TO AMEND BOND CONDITIONS I ASKED YOU TO DRAW UP 4 MONTHS AGO???!!!???? and which I drafted myself for you last month because you were apparently too busy to do it yourself (except I was more polite) and here it is Friday, and I got no reply. Again.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Christ on a cracker. Those guys are acting like contractors who take your money upfront, then never show up.

Babe Paley's avatar

I am amazed—I can’t imagine getting away with that behavior as an attorney.

Sister Artemis's avatar

I will think dark (yet encouraging?) thoughts in his direction!

Oy!'s avatar

"This is not my beautiful . . . document dump"

It looks like the Epstein files have "legs" . . . aka "staying power"

I've been seeing some pushback – like this 'hysterical' columnist on a deadline in the Boston Globe.

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"The Epstein files and the problem with guilt by association" –https://archive.ph/h6xkC#selection-1200.0-1200.1

"There’s a hysteria, akin to what happened during the ‘Me Too’ movement, to the current clamor for cancellation."

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

"Look, I'm just saying that what's so terrible about raping kids!?"

"Why do you have burning torches? Oh. Yeah."

abbienormal's avatar

And look where the "Me Too" movement got us. Sorry, just very pessimistic.

Oy!'s avatar

Where do you see it got us to?

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

They sit around fabricating these ridiculous notions 24/7

Mighty Little Dog's avatar

Hooper, just to recap: you met some folks on the internet who have a shared interest in “piracy lifestyles.”? You flew to Florida where you met them, then took a boat about 80 miles offshore and basically shipwrecked yourselves. And the plan is to now drink heavily with these pirates for three days? Tell me there are no firearms involved.

Jeff, still got my guitar's avatar

If they stick to the 1717 period correctly, swords and knives and cannons should be in play, mostly.

Mysterysurf's avatar

There might be an epée or two involved.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

I was just wondering how much hatred "Democracy" gets because The Base believes it's somehow a part of the Democratic party.

Anarchy Pony's avatar

We LiVe iN a rEpuBLiC nOt a dEmOCraCy!!!

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

I've been reminded of that numerous times because idiots.