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Satanic Pancake's avatar

As we were in town last night, I decided to pick up the missing ingredients (Cherry Heering, Johnny Walker Red) so I could give it a try. But do they have either of those at the two sad stores we tried? Nope. So, Paddy’s Irish Whiskey and a black currant liqueur it is, then. Not bad, but still want to try it as printed in the recipe.

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RMS's avatar

"disappears with a smile” would recommend any cocktail . . . .

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Bob's avatar

This cocktail intrigues me.

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

New post is up!

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Shocktreatment's avatar

Soooo, ambivalent on this snowy January 6th morning...

Rally the slack witted masses and overthrow the established order so I can avoid answering for my crimes?

Or maybe brunch?

Decisions!

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SkeptiKC's avatar

OT interlude; I have been listening to Cat the Ripper making a racket somewhere since paul left for work at about 5:20 and I presumed he was running amok downstairs as the furry little menace is wont to do. But I detected crinkling noises and shuffling sounds not associated with anything downstairs and decided it needed to suss out what in the hell he was up to this morning.

After limping through the entire house twice I found the furry little fucker. When paul took his coat and backpack out of the upstairs coat closet before going to work Ripper snuck into the closet and has been in there rearranging the boots and a box of mittens/hats/mufflers, as well as climbing up the side of my good coat.

The only problem is now he believes that closet is a fun place to play and he's trying to get the damned door open again.

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Russell Jones's avatar

Clearly, Ripper is not comfortable with starting a job and leaving it unfinished.

Also, never turn your back on the Ripper:

https://youtu.be/gCdWJHOROb4

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Vienna Woods's avatar

My son's cat on a similar quest. It is bit long but watching the wheels turning as she figures it out is worth it.

https://youtu.be/WJQSd9stYBs?si=yLCJza3btIXamPQK

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

My kingdom for a thumb!

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Bobathonic's avatar

"You've been hiding The Good Stuff!"

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Shocktreatment's avatar

It's on now!

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Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

Clashing Over Jan. 6, Trump and Biden Show Reality Is at Stake in 2024

In dueling sets of speeches, Donald Trump and President Biden are framing the election as a battle for the future of democracy — with Mr. Trump brazenly casting Mr. Biden as the true menace.

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/01/06/us/politics/jan-6-trump-biden.html

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Renaissance Outlaw's avatar

IOW, same old PAB

The only arrow in his quiver.

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Bradthe🤖's avatar

It’s literally impossible to differentiate between your fake headlines and the real ones.

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Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

The line between Satire and reality it far too blurry.

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Binx The Attack Kitty saves her canine sister from two coyotes!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9e9h2kG3AG0

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2Cats2Furious's avatar

Binx!!

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

But: I'm pretty sure the Brujo Don Juan of Ixtlan did not pronounce "coyote" like "Kai-Yote."

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Shocktreatment's avatar

Fierce Protector!

The realm is in good paws...

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

I'm sure the coyotes were like all "JFCWTF?!"

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Shocktreatment's avatar

The poor pooch gets to the bar, "You're never gonna believe what happened to me today..."

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Mysterysurf's avatar

Shine on, you crazy diamond: It's Syd Barrett's birthday today. Here's his "Barrett" album in total.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9VBCMhcHcg

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Mighty Little Dog's avatar

No difference between the parties, huh? I’ll admit I’m sick of the furthest left wing these days too. Biden has instituted a lot of the progressive policy Bernie advocated, and some he didn’t like the science and technology investments. But it’s not enough in too many people’s eyes.

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Which party is trying to destroy American democracy? Hint: It's not the Democrats.

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Rosy red ASS's avatar

I didn't get my unicorn, thats why I'm voting for PAB.....

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Mighty Little Dog's avatar

And America was flawed in its origin and isn’t perfect now so fuck it

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

They’re so easily manipulated by the same bad actors who go after the right. It’s very frustrating.

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

I hate when people try to say that.

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Mighty Little Dog's avatar

People may miss Biden more than they thought possible

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Yeah, they sure showed us with their gift of an orange bag of shit.

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Donut, coffee, pot, dog in my lap, Tuna-Boy investigating birbs in the chimney. Caturday is off to a good start.

My Audrey 2 Lego, I mean Building Block set from Amazon and I am ready to pop it open and watch a few of the films in The Criterion Channel's Cat Collection, and yes, I WILL start with Val Lewton's Cat people! I have a tattoo of line from that movie on my right shoulder. When Irena meets Dr. Judd, her psychiatrist in a zoo, he mansplains to her that he can help her with inability to consumate her marriage, and Irena tells he that he is very smart, and knows lots of things, 'yet when you speak of the soul, you mean the mind, and it is not my mind that is troubled." And that is the line I have a tattoo of.

Everyone should watch Cat People anyway because it is BEAUTIFUL filmmaking!

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

"Cat People" is magnificent. That Criterion feature this month is one of their best, though I'm disappointed that they didn't include Chen Kaige's "Legend of the Demon Cat."

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

I was disappointed the didn't include The Black Cat since, I think, it was on their pre code horror collection. I could watch it over and over.

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

Yes, that's a great one too.

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Ferdinand is monitoring the squirrel situation on the street in front of our house. Carlos is taking his post-breakfast nap and sleeping, upside-down, on the settee.

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Bobathonic's avatar

I remember that line!

Enjoy your Legos.

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Absolutely one of my favorites in all of western literature. I am also a big fan of a line said to the same psychiatrist, Dr. Judd in the Seventh Victim, another of Lewton's films: "I saw you with her once, I saw you with her twice, and then I never saw her again." So much narrative on one line.

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Stroke1's avatar

My work here is done. Think I'll watch some pron then take the rest of the day off (yawn).

--30--

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freakishlystrong's avatar

Jan 6-I had just gotten home from work, turned on tv, like I did, and didn't turn it off until they certified OHJ. I still have the text I sent a friend that the capitol was under attack. It was the entitlement, the smugness that made my blood boil. It still does. How FUCKING DARE YOU?

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Eileen's avatar

Yes--the entitlement and smugness. So like Asshole himself....

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Man, I totally remember it! I was SWAMPED at work and was checking the comments periodically but my then-husband kept coming in to tell me about it. Eventually, I turned on the police scanner for Maryland State Police or something.

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Now that I've climbed off my soapbox (see below), here's New Year's Greetings from Maru, the Wonder Chonk:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vW0vwzu__co

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Bradthe🤖's avatar

Can I be the “white cat” that gets the massage from Maru?

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Makin' *biscuits*!

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

Well if anything could calm a person down, 7+ minutes of watching stoned cats ought to do it.

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Bradthe🤖's avatar

They are definitely well behaved.

I hadn’t considered that they might be drugged?

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

Cats look drugged to me all the time, whether zonked on barbituates or hopped-up on crazy pills.

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

I've watched MANY Maru vids. They're always like this, so I'm guessing they're just very mellow kitties.

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Stroke1's avatar

Who's a bad dog? YOUZE a bad dog!

''Two stray dogs cause more than $350,000 in damage at car dealership''

https://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2024/01/04/tx-dogs-car-dealership-damage-affil-dnt-cprog-vpx.ktrk

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SkeptiKC's avatar

Well what in the hell did you expect them to do?

For the first time in their canine lives those two puppers caught an ENTIRE SHOWROOM full of cars. They were obligated to chew the shit outta all of 'em.

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Stroke1's avatar

Your sense of humor is amazingly intact for all you've been through. /hugs to you and Hi! to Paul/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-16KJkJA5Bo

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

#TeamDog

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Sojourner Truth's avatar

Geeez.

Was someone smuggling dognip in the bumpers?

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