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Chyron: Trump announces US Attacks on Iran's Kharg Island

This is apparently a very bad thing. (It's an oil hub.)

And Miles Taylor is not exactly talking me off the proverbial ledge, either.

CripesAmighty's avatar

Andrea Pitzer's Next Comes What podcast is always worth a listen (if you haven't--highly recommend), but today's episode simply knocked it out of the park (and is highly relevant to Evan's piece from earlier today).:

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-most-divorced-men-in-history/id1779885475?i=1000754861556

Ganjaneer's avatar

Stack sub seems a bit of a mess tonight.

Noma Larkey's avatar

Breaking - Evidently we just bomed Kharg Island in the Persian Gulf. (He probably thinks he can build a hotel there, since it's all islandy.) JFC

Ganjaneer's avatar

Imbibing some Harp lager, sippin Jamison Whiskey, of course some ganja too.

Thanks Hooper.

Cheers everyone 😄

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

How many people believe that the same people who lobbed TWO Cruise Missiles at a Girls School could hit only military targets on a 20 km wide island?

Bradthe🤖's avatar

It’s been reported that the missiles that hit the girls school were accurate.

The data showing a military target there was 7 years out of date.

Provided to the DoD by Palantir, of course.

Martin Shobe's avatar

They're probably including anything that isn't oil refinery or storage as a military target.

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

"Brown People wearing what might be a uniform, or just off-duty"

VasyaCognito's avatar

Well, there you have it. Nobody has seen such dominance. That explains a lot, Donnie.

Aaron Rupar

‪@atrupar.com

Q: What does unconditional surrender mean?

TRUMP: To me it means very simply that we are in a position of dominance that nobody has seen before, whether or not they're able to say the words

https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3mgxyo5sykd23

Tecolote's avatar

That’s how it went for him on Epstein Island.

Jenuit Fracking Crisco's avatar

Ah. So it means I get to declare flawless victory /even if they are still shooting shit at people

Lizard's avatar

There are three constants to the universe:

1) Death

2) Taxes

3) In every hospital there is a four-foot-ten Filipina nurse who has worked there for thirty years, basically runs the place, makes the best god damned lumpia you have ever tasted in your life, and will incinerate you without smudging her blush. You should bring her brownies.

nodak.   988 if you need help.'s avatar

I'm pretty sure she was one of Dad's nurses the last stay.

(super good nurse, and really nice, also too)

PeteWa's avatar

Q: Do bored of peace member shitheads get a refund?

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

They should be getting a whack up the side of their heads. And be charged for the service.

TerseNurse's avatar

What a nasty question!

C&A Bongo Man's avatar

*peace not included

Sk8erChoi's avatar

"No Refunds" may very well be the official motto of the Board of Peace, next to bring your own chair.

Mysterysurf's avatar

Composer Mike Stoller of the songwriting team of Leiber and Stoller is 93 years old today. Here's Leon Russell at the Concert For Bangladesh performing their song "Young Blood":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ztP0sv2qvk

And here's Elvis Presley with their "King Creole":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpHheWDih0A

Snarfyguy's avatar

"King Creole"

The best Elvis movie. Possibly even the only one worth watching.

Walter Matthau, Carolyn Jones, Dean Jagger!

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

‘𝗡𝗼 𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁𝘀𝗼𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿’: 𝗝𝘂𝗱𝗴𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝗷𝗲𝗰𝘁𝘀 𝘀𝘂𝗯𝗽𝗼𝗲𝗻𝗮𝘀, 𝗯𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘁𝘀 𝗗𝗢𝗝 𝗶𝗻𝘃𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗴𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗙𝗲𝗱 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗶𝗿

President Donald Trump’s push for a criminal investigation into Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell came to a halt today when a federal judge rejected prosecutors’ subpoenas to the Fed.

District Judge James Boasberg excoriated the U.S. attorney’s office in Washington, D.C. for the case against Powell, which relates to renovation at the Fed’s headquarters, calling it political persecution aimed at pressuring the Fed chair to lower interest rates or quit.

https://shorturl.at/tHD1X [Democracy Docket]

Jenuit Fracking Crisco's avatar

see, that is the appropriate aplication of "blasts" ap

Learn

PrimerGray's avatar

Boxwine gonna be walking on the sides of her heels after that.

satch's avatar

The Walk Of Shame...

Bitter Scribe's avatar

All soup ingredients chopped or minced as needed. I just have to sauté and assemble.

Then while it simmers, put together a tossed green salad, and nurse my high.

Life doesn't suck.

Napoleon's avatar

Don't hold out on us, what's the soup?

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

What should I bring? Li'l Feller is revving up his Studebaker pickup as I write this.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

A nice soup is a thing of beauty.

I'm currently marinating chicken breast chunks in seasoning. Then I'm gonna skewer them and a load of veg and bbq the fucks. Then make some raiti and eat that in pita bread.

It's Friday. I'm unemployed. I'm going to enjoy the daylight and bbq good shit while I still can.

I hope your soup turns out stunningly!

satch's avatar

For some reason, this post brought up memories of "Lazing On A Sunny Afternoon" by the Kinks.

G-7 in Space's avatar

Chicken almost ready and going with Cornbread stuffing instead of rice...

Lucidamente's avatar

Hahahaha

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/watch-pirro-blasts-judge-blocking-justice-department-subpoenas-to-federal-reserve-in-powell-probe

Pirro blasts judge blocking Justice Department subpoenas to Federal Reserve in Powell probe

WASHINGTON (AP) — A federal judge on Friday quashed Justice Department subpoenas issued to the Federal Reserve in January, a severe blow to an investigation that has already attracted strong criticism on Capitol Hill.

The investigation into testimony last June by Chair Jerome Powell about a $2.5 billion building renovation has also delayed Senate consideration of Kevin Warsh, President Donald Trump's pick to replace Powell when his term ends May 15.

Judge James Boasberg said that the government has "produced essentially zero evidence to suspect Chair Powell of a crime" and called its justifications for the subpoenas so "thin and unsubstantiated" that they were simply a pretext to force Powell to cut rates, as Trump has repeatedly demanded.

"There is abundant evidence that the subpoenas' dominant (if not sole) purpose is to harass and pressure Powell either to yield to the President or to resign and make way for a Fed Chair who will," he wrote.

The ruling blocks U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro, who issued the subpoenas, from obtaining records from the Fed related to the building renovation. Pirro blasted the ruling at a news conferecne and said she would appeal it.

Pirro said an "activist judge" has quashed the subpoenas, and has "neutered the grand jury's ability to investigate crime" and leaves Powell "bathed in immunity."

"This is wrong and it is without legal authority," she said.

Powell revealed the investigation in an unprecedented video Jan. 11, prompting Senator Thom Tillis, a North Carolina Republican and member of the Banking committee, to block consideration of Warsh until the investigation is dropped.

Tillis said the ruling confirmed "just how weak and frivolous the criminal investigation of Chairman Powell is." Tillis has vowed to blockade all Federal Reserve nominees, including that of Kevin Warsh, whom Trump has nominated to be the next Fed chair, until the criminal probe into Powell is dropped.

"We all know how this is going to end and the D.C. U.S. Attorney's Office should save itself further embarrassment and move on," Tillis said Friday. "Appealing the ruling will only delay the confirmation of Kevin Warsh as the next Fed Chair."

Jeff, still got my guitar's avatar

"Boxwine comes up empty, again!"

Pauly2coffees's avatar

Better than bathed in hooch.

Jenuit Fracking Crisco's avatar

Better headline AP "Pirro is blasted BY THE JUDGE" for not doing law very well

Stulexington's avatar

Also they should mention that Pirro blasted the ruling in a drunken rant.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Or ... "Pirro is blasted and the Judge calls her out"

TWO box o' wine day for ol' Jeanne ...

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Don't watch if you have high blood pressure.

Women Face Execution Under Tennessee's Abortion Bill WTF?!

Paul Lance (10:18) : https://youtu.be/o55u7vcHOyY

Mysterysurf's avatar

It didn't even get a vote in committee, did it?

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

That somebody would write up shit like that to be made into law makes me want to SHARPEN ALL THE THINGS!

JanuaryClaire's avatar

Nope.

But the fact that anyone thought this was a good idea...

G-7 in Space's avatar

Oh they ALL "THINK" it's a "good idea"....

Jenuit Fracking Crisco's avatar

It was never, ever, ever about protecting the precious babies.

Noma Larkey's avatar

Evening Wonkers. I'm beat (and not in a good way). 'twas a BUSY day at work, and some weird system anomalies that we never explained (told my manager just to chalk it up to either Friday the 13th or Iran hackers, or both.) Spaghetti sauce is simmering and I'm finally relaxing with a glass of wine and a gummy.

We had some front 'landscaping' (I use the term loosely) redone earlier this week after the plumbing excavation last fall messed up the already messed up shrubs. Anyway, I'm not totally happy with it, so I'll be out there tomorrow making some minor adjustments. Yard crap never ends.

Jenuit Fracking Crisco's avatar

yard crap isn't supposed to ever end. It is supposed to be an on going labor of love.

A garden that does not evolve over time is not a living thing, but a still life

Noma Larkey's avatar

I enjoy the flower growing part of it, but the seasonal prep stuff (i.e. spring & fall leaf clean up) sucks.

And speaking of evolving gardens, my mother had an amazing flower garden (people from out of town would stop to look at it if they drove by her house, and she supplied many of her church's alter flowers)....anyway, I have a pic of when she first started it, and one from her final year. I need to dig those out and post.

Jenuit Fracking Crisco's avatar

That is why I got spawn. I bribe them with money, or booze, or sometimes both

It is equitable ^.^

YOU DO NEED TO please and thank you! My mother also had an amazing one. Mind, it was a city, so the lawns were minute, but hers was all gardened out. You could see it from two blocks up.

Snuffle. They tore it all out when the next owners did their flippity flop. I get it, but still, twas a sad thing to see.

G-7 in Space's avatar

Lovely on the wine....yard work builds character and keeps the neighbors happy....

Bitter Scribe's avatar

At least try and enjoy the rest of the evening. What are you having with the spaghetti sauce?

Noma Larkey's avatar

Sauce will be over angel hair pasta, with some garlic bread to sop up the sauce!

Lucidamente's avatar

So when’s the next meeting of the Board of Peace?

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

Please deposit $10B into this Crypto wallet

TerseNurse's avatar

depends, how much money ya got?

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

The Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Youth Foundation has the room until May. Gotta wait.

Stulexington's avatar

Iran is probably going to have some choice words at the next meeting.

Sk8erChoi's avatar

They need to dig a deeper bomb shelter first.