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GrannysKnitting's avatar

not a question, but a suggestion - rename it the triumph? cos its a good thing?

BlueSpot's avatar

Name the drink Ulama. Based upon the Mesoamerican ballgame. See below:

"The Mesoamerican ballgame (Classical Nahuatl: ōllamalīztli, Nahuatl pronunciation: [oːlːamaˈlist͡ɬi], Epigraphic Mayan: pitz) was a sport with ritual associations played since at least 1650 BCE (the middle Mesoamerican Preclassic period of the pre-Columbian era) by the people of Ancient Mesoamerica. The sport had different versions in different places during the millennia, and a modernized version of the game, ulama, is still played by the indigenous peoples of Mexico in some places." -- Wikipedia.

werecat's avatar

Or as the French say, "futbol". :D

Elderly John's avatar

I was under the impression that the loser of this "game" was subject to losing his head. I may have been mislead.

BlueSpot's avatar

I have a feeling that after a couple of these drinks that a person would lose their head, or feel like that the next morning.

: )

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

DO YOU HAVE ANY ZERO CALORIE MARASCHINO CHERRIES FOR MY APPLETINI? I'M TRYING TO STICK TO MY DIET!

Matthew Hooper's avatar

Have a shot of Malort - it has negative calories! Restroom is to the right, try to clean up after yourself.

Melissa's avatar

# MALORT! CUZ TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT YOU FIGHT YOUR DAD. 😵‍💫

Smoke O'Possum's avatar

The soda gun is *right there*

The Wanderer's avatar

Why is it called cargo when it goes by ship, and shipment when it goes by car?

Mavenmaven's avatar

The same reason they are called tampons and napkins when they should be tamp-ins and napk-ons

Ill-Advised's avatar

Wins the thread. As soon as I spot sitting tequila.

Um. STOP SPITTING tequila. Damm it, M.

Ginger Lumberjack's avatar

Laughing so hard at this. A man said this and I never thought of it this way, but you're right.

Mavenmaven's avatar

A woman friend said this to me years ago and I never had the chance to use it until this thread

vorpal 🚫♔'s avatar

why do you drive on parkways and park in driveways?

Mr Beeep's avatar

Is it art just because you hang it on the wall??

Ill-Advised's avatar

It's art if it's absolutely nonfunctional wherever you put it. Your house is a functional museum if it's filled with useless, senseless beauty

Wookiee Monster's avatar

As a dentist, was it unethical for Herbie to pull out all of Bumble’s teeth?

Sister Artemis's avatar

Depends on whether he provided Bumble with (non-sharp) dentures?

TakingAmes's avatar

Call it the Toreador. He dances with the bull. Bad shit comes later. Now is the dance.

TheHeroOfCanton's avatar

"Doin' the bull dance. Feelin' the flow. Working it. Working it."

Michael Bowen's avatar

Ooh, that does sound lovely.

tehbaddr's avatar

Mmmm! Tequila! Cuervo Gold! The Devil's Panty Squeezings!

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

Comes in handy when you need to top off your brake fluid and you're out of DOT 4

tehbaddr's avatar

Definitely as corrosive.

Bob Zambarano's avatar

Just made this. She is like the brick house the Commodore's sang of long ages ago, with many layers of mighty. I will call it Albañil.

NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

Call it the Quetzalcoatl. Aztec god of arts, crafts, knowledge, wisdom and learning, all of which we could use more of. Also appears as a feathered serpent, which is just cool.

Goin Green's avatar

We east coast Yucatanians call him Kukulkán.

NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

“Kez-eh-kottle” is a rough pronunciation guide for those who aren’t fantasy nerds.

fair_n_hite_451's avatar

Hmm. I always pronounced (or rather, perhaps mispronounced) the first syllable as "Kwetz". Not a Spanish speaker ... so quite sure I have been incorrect all along.

(((What Fresh Hell Is This)))'s avatar

It's a test. If you can pronounce it, you're sober enough for another one.

noname's avatar

What does fantasy have to do with it?

NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

DnD, fantasy stories about Aztec gods, etc. Real historians and other academic types would know as well; I just don’t claim to be any of those.

noname's avatar

Thanks, didn't know about the fantasy versions, just historical/cultural references.

helenasgarden's avatar

I am entranced by the orange butterfly. I am complete.

𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘦𝘭 𝘨𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘩 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘥𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘱.

Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

If I get around to an induction cooktop that'll require the torch.

S. E. B.'s avatar

re: induction, you won't be sorry, and you'll never go back.

Demme Epstein Fatale's avatar

Do it!

I LOOOOOOVE my induction cooktop!

Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

It is slowly working its way up the to do list.

Demme Epstein Fatale's avatar

No collateral heat, boiling water is fast, and very responsive!

Astonished at how great it is! I was a confirmed gas heat person, and sometimes I miss that flame, but the lack of collateral heat is a game changer! (Especially in the summer.)

Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

The single induction unit I have does well. I like it for simmering stock, among other things. It does, however, start at the top of the temperature range and takes some settling down to cook eggs. I'll be paying attention to that when looking for a full cooktop.

marcus816's avatar

Call it the Compañero!

We can all use a good companion for these trying times…

Spleen Victoria's avatar

https://spleenvictoria.substack.com/p/mayhem

It’s been so long since I posted a dang photo but here is Sasha, the youngest of the borrowed cats, mayhemming in a bag this morning.

vorpal 🚫♔'s avatar

you caught Sasha between mayhems

Spleen Victoria's avatar

Yeah this was the non blurred parts lol.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Looks a bit more like lazing than mayhemming to me but there's nothing wrong with that!

Spleen Victoria's avatar

This is the non blurred parts when the bag was defeated!

SkeptiKC's avatar

Sasha is truly a tuxedo queen.

Spleen Victoria's avatar

She has a little mole like Marilyn Monroe!

SkeptiKC's avatar

She is indeed a unique beauty!

RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

I decided to look around the map and check local news....

Destin: top headlines: 3 charged with attempted murder

Mobile: link to a story from Waco TX, headline - Man yelling racial slurs accidentally sets himself on fire while trying to burn house down

New Orleans: LSU nursing grad, detained by ICE for 6 months, may self-deport: ‘I feel hopeless all the time’

Beaumont TX: Infant child abuse victim had burn marks, swollen eye, suspect used bleach to clean blood

Houston TX: Woman fighting for her life after being shot by man in Alief area, police say

Corpus Christi TX: Driver arrested after stolen truck crashes near Boot Barn, police say

Naples, FL: Law enforcement arrested a Fort Myers man on a warrant accused of enticing children with drugs, and found multiple drugs, Florida Highway Patrol reports.

Cape Coral FL: The DeSoto County Sheriff's Office said it arrested former Sgt. Luis Tovar on two counts of battery. The arrest report said Tovar repeatedly punched and kicked two inmates without provocation.

Sarasota FL: Authorities recover more than 40 missing children during 12-day operation

Tampa FL: Citrus County woman accused of shooting and killing 2 ex-husbands: ‘This is bizarre’

that was just the Gulf coast. The Gulf of Mexico coast that is.

satch's avatar

Texas Man vs Florida Man: dead heat.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

"Man yelling racial slurs accidentally sets himself on fire while trying to burn house down"

I do like a nice times story

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Pretty sure that's the Gulf of America.

RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

They can take my Gulf of Mexico from my cold dead hands!!

Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

Westland MI: Salvation Army bell ringer shot and killed outside a Kroger.

I lost the will to look further after that.

RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

it really gets depressing very VERY quickly.

EyeQueue's avatar

People are losing their shit and falling into despair.

satch's avatar

Which means that TFG's strategy is working

RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

I think it is simply a day ending in Y in these here United States....

NatalyaResists's avatar

Gulf of America behavior.

Oliver Furman's PA's avatar

Happy Caturday! Oliver Furman is, in general, a good kitty. Fairly quiet, very affectionate, has perfect litterbox habits, doesn't interrupt me when I'm sleeping. I love him to bits. But. When I woke up this morning, he had somehow managed to open the cover to the HVAC unit, and had pulled out all the insulation therein. Cats, man.

Birb-General of the US's avatar

Wow. Make sure your fan compartment cover switch is working. Would hate to have Oliver bite a live wire or get sucked into the moving blower.

Oliver Furman's PA's avatar

A couple of building inspector type guys were here last week doing checks of all the systems, and obviously didn't secure it properly. I can easily correct it. Fortunately, he has zero interest in wires.

vorpal 🚫♔'s avatar

step 1 of HVAC repair:

open unit and remove insulation

He's just following procedure

Oliver Furman's PA's avatar

Well if he's got an HVAC repair gig, he can start chipping in on the rent. Pony up, you fuzzy twerp!

Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

The insulation knows what it did to deserve it.

NatalyaResists's avatar

He thought you needed something to do.

TerseNurse's avatar

inscrutable creatures.

Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

Ok gang, I'm so happy about this!!!

So my good boss who finally was returned to us yesterday got a cat. Not just any cat, but a special cat. I know, all cats are special, but this cat he inherited from one of his best friends who passed away a couple months ago. She lived on the other side of the country and a cousin coming home for Christmas brought the cat home.

Now, my boss's friend was so sure who she wanted her cat to go to she put it in her will when she got sick, after telling him "you are getting my cat." While he hadn't had a pet since he went to college thirty five years ago, he was the only person she trusted to care for and spoil her fur baby in the manner he deserved.

So, the cat is a living breathing piece of his friend. And he was worried how the cat would react to him. But last night the cat moved in, demanded belly rubs, and settled in as if his mom was there telling him "sweetie, this is your new dad. It's ok, you're home now." And he's been sending us pictures of his new baby settling in and making the place his. And I know from experience it can take time for an animal to settle into a new home, and it early days, but he's just happy and loving and has so far, despite the cold, this is his home now, and both look so happy in the pictures my boss has been sending.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

"When you're famous they let you do it"

Raider

‪@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social

"I have the right to do anything I want"

Donald Trump

https://bsky.app/profile/iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social/post/3magchcoewk2w

SkeptiKC's avatar

...and We the People have the right to GET EVEN.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

I'm ready to go medieval on someone's ass.

SkeptiKC's avatar

You, me, and several million other justifiably enraged Americans.

This is going to get ugly.

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Yeah, and you have the right to go fuck yourself, you little orange twerp.

EyeQueue's avatar

He's destroyed this country and for that he and his cultist fucks need to suffer some consequences.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Serious consequences

EyeQueue's avatar

This Patriot Games bullshit is probably going to turn out more laughable than the whole "Battle of the Network Stars" bullshit.

Kay Ducky - Uck Ficey's avatar

Which Congressman gets to do the mandatory penis check?

Prostate of Dorian Gray's avatar

Robert Conrad is ready to get smoked by Gabe Kaplan again.

Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

There will be parents convinced this will get their darling perfect bestest athlete child noticed and scholarships and contracts will rain down on them.

And if/when it doesn't happen they will scream unholy bloody murder.

EyeQueue's avatar

They'll get some tips from Riley Gaines, LMAO!

vorpal 🚫♔'s avatar

If I were Riley Gaines I'd open a distillery and would sell 5ths of Riley Gaines Whiskey

Kay Ducky - Uck Ficey's avatar

Aged 4 seconds longer than all of the better whiskeys.

Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

Yep!

It's not like they will be able to blame a trans athlete for their darling's missed opportunities.

Kay Ducky - Uck Ficey's avatar

100 white kids running around a track, with allusions to the Hitler Youth? Only on CBS!

EyeQueue's avatar

And of course there will be assholes will do it. It's too much to hope that everyone will just refuse.

Too many white asses that are proud of only being a white ass and nothing else.

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Your Morning Kaboom!!

NIGHT OF CHAOS: UKRAINIAN DRONES STRIKE TOGLIATTIAZOT CHEMICAL PLANT, POWER GRIDS DISRUPTED || 2025

Warthog Defense (13:09) : https://youtu.be/DhTsTzPDuFg

Rosy red ASS's avatar

Ok, I am out for the day. Hoping to go to half moon bay to say goodbye to my favorite boutique and then bubbly tasting at the local wine merchant which I will need after saying goodbye to my favorite boutique.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

OK, Hubby's showered'n'dressed, so it's time for what I hope (AHAHAHAHAHAHA!) will be our final assault on Xmas errands...

And remember...

https://bsky.app/profile/deadder.bsky.social/post/3m5j7uegc322g

EyeQueue's avatar

OMG, that is great. XD XD XD XD

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

< -- much amused.

"Tick-tock."

Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

It is insane to me that as a country we couldn’t tolerate Biden being president with a raspy voice but we can tolerate Trump being in the Epstein files and covering it up.

Oliver Furman's PA's avatar

It's insane to me that there are so many people trying to shield the perpetrators of these horrific crimes. Beyond sick.

Lance Thrustwell's avatar

At least we have RFKjr's mellifluous baritone to soothe us.

MRK's avatar

Define tolerate. Because it's not like we dragged Biden out of the White House kicking and screaming. Or, despite the media's efforts, even forced him to resign. He served his full term, and a combination of propaganda, voter suppression, racism, misogyny, and some late campaign errors (focusing on the wrong voters) led us here.

EyeQueue's avatar

This right here. This right the fuck here.

We are a bunch of fucking cowards and simps that won't stand up and do anything when it is clear our vaunted Constitution is failing and our democracy is failing and voting won't fix this, IMO.

People: This is what Timothy Snyder calls "normalization" and he talked about precisely this when he was on Rachel last week.

Lance Thrustwell's avatar

Hi everyone. Any nice surprises in "The Epstein Files" so far? My goodness, it sounds like a detective series. Maybe I should ask what episode people are on.

R. Riddle's avatar

Stocks in black redaction ink went through the roof overnight.

Kay Ducky - Uck Ficey's avatar

Wouldn't using black paper be easier?

Dina's avatar

I'm sure they had to replace the black ink cartridge in that printer about 90 times. The party of fiscal responsibility!

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Trump's wholly-owned USDoJ released 1%. Which is not what they were ordered to do.

MRK's avatar

They aren't nearly as smart as some around here thought they'd be. They inserted an obvious fake picture and redacted entire documents, because there was no clever way to hide Trump's involvement.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Like lazy kids doing their homework on the bus.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

Lots of blacked out pages and apparently inserted images that were not from the files at all. Same old, same old.

EyeQueue's avatar

These GOP shitbags are trying to pull a fast one. And the fake images inserted. God, I'm so sick of them and wish whatever is going to fucking happen would just happen so I don't feel like I'm constantly waiting in extreme nausea to puke and can't puke. :(

EyeQueue's avatar

I just want it over one way or another. Whether they "win" or we do. This constant being in this horrible limbo isn't doing anyone any fucking good.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

"If you’ve ever wondered where all the little colorful mice toys you buy them go…

Wait for it…"

https://bsky.app/profile/democratcats.bsky.social/post/3ma76v3ewzs2y

Reader's avatar

Skeptical. Where's the dust and grit and such that would also get in there? AI has made me cynical.

Crystalclear12's avatar

The North American Cat Toy Preserve.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

My friends cat hides everything under the sofa cushions. Mine bats everything under the sofa.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Moving our couches to clean is always an "adventure."

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

I couldn't afford that many fake mice.

Nancy Naive's avatar

Maybe a little hanky panky in the bunting world?

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Trump's private law firm, the tax-funded U.S. Dept. of Justice, broke the law - AGAIN - yesterday by refusing to produce all the Epstein files. It also broke the law by redacting information other than to protect victims. Yet, the Republican-owned corporate media is acting that DOJ did us a huge favor.

https://bsky.app/profile/marcelias.bsky.social/post/3maeyvreek22j