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Matthew Hooper's avatar

Questions here.

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BlueSpot's avatar

Name the drink Ulama. Based upon the Mesoamerican ballgame. See below:

"The Mesoamerican ballgame (Classical Nahuatl: ōllamalīztli, Nahuatl pronunciation: [oːlːamaˈlist͡ɬi], Epigraphic Mayan: pitz) was a sport with ritual associations played since at least 1650 BCE (the middle Mesoamerican Preclassic period of the pre-Columbian era) by the people of Ancient Mesoamerica. The sport had different versions in different places during the millennia, and a modernized version of the game, ulama, is still played by the indigenous peoples of Mexico in some places." -- Wikipedia.

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Rooster Cogburn's avatar

DO YOU HAVE ANY ZERO CALORIE MARASCHINO CHERRIES FOR MY APPLETINI? I'M TRYING TO STICK TO MY DIET!

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Matthew Hooper's avatar

Have a shot of Malort - it has negative calories! Restroom is to the right, try to clean up after yourself.

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Melissa's avatar

# MALORT! CUZ TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT YOU FIGHT YOUR DAD. 😵‍💫

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Smoke O'Possum's avatar

The soda gun is *right there*

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The Wanderer's avatar

Why is it called cargo when it goes by ship, and shipment when it goes by car?

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Mavenmaven's avatar

The same reason they are called tampons and napkins when they should be tamp-ins and napk-ons

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Ginger Lumberjack's avatar

Laughing so hard at this. A man said this and I never thought of it this way, but you're right.

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Mavenmaven's avatar

A woman friend said this to me years ago and I never had the chance to use it until this thread

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noname's avatar

WTF

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vorpal 🚫♔'s avatar

why do you drive on parkways and park in driveways?

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Mr Beeep's avatar

Is it art just because you hang it on the wall??

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Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

More or less.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

As a dentist, was it unethical for Herbie to pull out all of Bumble’s teeth?

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Sister Artemis's avatar

Depends on whether he provided Bumble with (non-sharp) dentures?

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TakingAmes's avatar

Call it the Toreador. He dances with the bull. Bad shit comes later. Now is the dance.

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TheHeroOfCanton's avatar

"Doin' the bull dance. Feelin' the flow. Working it. Working it."

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Michael Bowen's avatar

Ooh, that does sound lovely.

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tehbaddr's avatar

Mmmm! Tequila! Cuervo Gold! The Devil's Panty Squeezings!

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Rooster Cogburn's avatar

Comes in handy when you need to top off your brake fluid and you're out of DOT 4

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tehbaddr's avatar

Definitely as corrosive.

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Matthew Hooper's avatar

You. Out.

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Bob Zambarano's avatar

Just made this. She is like the brick house the Commodore's sang of long ages ago, with many layers of mighty. I will call it Albañil.

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

Call it the Quetzalcoatl. Aztec god of arts, crafts, knowledge, wisdom and learning, all of which we could use more of. Also appears as a feathered serpent, which is just cool.

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Goin Green's avatar

We east coast Yucatanians call him Kukulkán.

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

“Kez-eh-kottle” is a rough pronunciation guide for those who aren’t fantasy nerds.

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fair_n_hite_451's avatar

Hmm. I always pronounced (or rather, perhaps mispronounced) the first syllable as "Kwetz". Not a Spanish speaker ... so quite sure I have been incorrect all along.

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(((What Fresh Hell Is This)))'s avatar

It's a test. If you can pronounce it, you're sober enough for another one.

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noname's avatar

What does fantasy have to do with it?

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

DnD, fantasy stories about Aztec gods, etc. Real historians and other academic types would know as well; I just don’t claim to be any of those.

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noname's avatar

Thanks, didn't know about the fantasy versions, just historical/cultural references.

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SterWonk's avatar

Thanks for answering my L43 / vanilla extract question! :-)

https://www.wonkette.com/p/welcome-to-wonkette-happy-hour-with-559/comment/189697591

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I am entranced by the orange butterfly. I am complete.

𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘦𝘭 𝘨𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘩 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘥𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘱.

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Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

If I get around to an induction cooktop that'll require the torch.

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Demme Fatale's avatar

Do it!

I LOOOOOOVE my induction cooktop!

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Tza's avatar

Oh, and 47 signed an "order" saying we're going back to the moon by 2028. With what funding? With what scientists? Y'all got rid of all that! He's just trying to make his wishful thinking official.

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JustPixelz's avatar

USAToday: John F. Kennedy Memorial Center adds Trump to name 🤮

I am switching all my investments to the sign-changing sector. It's the hottest in the world right now.

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Bobathonic's avatar

John F. Kennedy Memorial Center Signage Vandalized

FIFT

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Tza's avatar

47 is screaming about Dems "shutting down the government" in January. When HE is the main one who blew up the most recent talks. ALSO it won't be the whole govt, ~4/10s of it is already funded through September, including DoD, Lege Branch, and more (fun fact: Senate got an amendment on the DoD funding saying until Hegseth releases the boat strike tapes, his travel budget is sliced to ribbons).

Again. GOP control both chambers of Congress, the Presidency, AND the Court. They have over 30 days for avert this. BUT IT'S JUST SOOOOO HAAAAARD.....

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BBC: Republican Congresswoman Elise Stefanik has announced she is dropping out of the race for governor of New York and will not seek re-election to Congress.

Don't worry, I'm not crying.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwyp2l9el87o

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tek's avatar

oh boy.. the yammering yam has arrived at Merde-Largeo for 'a two-week vacation' .. The FAA has issued air-traffic restrictions, and the Palm Beach County Sheriff has announced road closures "with more closures on short notice" as he spreads his slime around the area.. an easterly wind is forecast, so with that onshore wind there should soon be an air quality alerts for Trump's aroma.

I'm guessing his motorcade will be repeatedly driving up and down I95 between Belvedere and Forest Hill so he can see the exit signs for DONALD J. TRUMP BLVD.. (narrator: it's still Southern Blvd dammit!)

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The natives will be even less happy with him than usual:

𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝐶ℎ𝑟𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑚𝑎𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑁𝑒𝑤 𝑌𝑒𝑎𝑟'𝑠 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑦 𝑏𝑒𝑔𝑖𝑛𝑠 𝐷𝑒𝑐. 19 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒𝑙𝑦 𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑙𝑢𝑑𝑒 𝑔𝑜𝑙𝑓, 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑒𝑥𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑜𝑓 𝑠𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛'𝑠 𝑔𝑟𝑒𝑒𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑈.𝑆. 𝑚𝑖𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑦 𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑜𝑛𝑛𝑒𝑙 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑠𝑜𝑐𝑖𝑎𝑙-𝑚𝑒𝑑𝑖𝑎 𝑝𝑜𝑠𝑡𝑠 𝑜𝑛 𝑝𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑐𝑦, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑐𝑢𝑙𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑛𝑢𝑎𝑙 𝑔𝑎𝑙𝑎 𝑎𝑡 𝑀𝑎𝑟-𝑎-𝐿𝑎𝑔𝑜 𝑜𝑛 𝐷𝑒𝑐. 31. 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑛𝑡, ℎ𝑜𝑤𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟, 𝑚𝑎𝑦 𝑎𝑙𝑠𝑜 𝑔𝑒𝑡 𝑎𝑛 𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑓𝑢𝑙 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐷𝑒𝑐. 10 𝑖𝑚𝑚𝑖𝑔𝑟𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛-𝑟𝑒𝑙𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑑𝑒𝑡𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑎 𝑝𝑜𝑝𝑢𝑙𝑎𝑟 𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑢𝑟𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑚𝑎𝑖̂𝑡𝑟𝑒 𝑑'.

𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑡𝑜𝑤𝑛'𝑠 𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑠 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑢𝑝𝑠𝑒𝑡 𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑟𝑒ℎ𝑒𝑛𝑠𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑜𝑓 𝐽𝑜𝑠𝑒́ 𝐺𝑜𝑛𝑧𝑎́𝑙𝑒𝑧, 𝑎 𝑙𝑜𝑛𝑔𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑏𝑒𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑑 𝑒𝑚𝑝𝑙𝑜𝑦𝑒𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐵𝑖𝐶𝐸 𝐼𝑡𝑎𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑛 𝑒𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑦 𝑜𝑛 𝑡𝑜𝑛𝑦 𝑊𝑜𝑟𝑡ℎ 𝐴𝑣𝑒𝑛𝑢𝑒. 𝐻𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑒𝑛 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑜 𝑐𝑢𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑑𝑦 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛 𝑎 𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑘 𝑎𝑔𝑜, 𝑎𝑙𝑜𝑛𝑔 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑛𝑒𝑝ℎ𝑒𝑤, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑚𝑝𝑡𝑙𝑦 𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑒𝑑 𝑡𝑜 𝐴𝑙𝑙𝑖𝑔𝑎𝑡𝑜𝑟 𝐴𝑙𝑐𝑎𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑧, 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝐺𝑜𝑛𝑧𝑎́𝑙𝑒𝑧 𝑟𝑒𝑝𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑒𝑑 ℎ𝑒 𝑖𝑛𝑖𝑡𝑖𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑑𝑏𝑜𝑎𝑟𝑑 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑙𝑒 𝑠ℎ𝑎𝑐𝑘𝑙𝑒𝑑.

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tek's avatar

Was just looking at the BiCE website.. the opposite of Merde-Largeo on the class scale..

https://tinyurl.com/r4vwxeh5

He'd never set foot in there.

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FAKE NEWS: North Dakota law accidentally lists fake critical minerals based on coal lawyers’ names

"The fake minerals are friezium and stralium, apparent references to Christopher Friez and David Straley, attorneys for North American Coal who were closely involved in drafting the bill and its amendments."

https://kfgo.com/2025/12/19/north-dakota-law-accidentally-lists-fake-critical-minerals-based-on-coal-lawyers-names/

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Bobathonic's avatar

Sounds like another AI success story.

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JustPixelz's avatar

Apparently not AI. Though I blame AI for all my mistakes. Forgot to buy mustard? AI! Bank fraud? AI! Pee'd my pants? AI!

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Bobathonic's avatar

I saw they're blaming human pranksters, but it's still AI's fault.

Wrongly blame AI? AI!

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motmelere's avatar

I guess that Colbert is going to crash this car with absolute genius. Have Yourself a Very Little Christmas.

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"Hello Lynne. We've heard that you're thinking of having goose for Christmas Dinner. We're very disappointed Lynne. We're sending round our best operative to show you the error of your ways, Lynne."

"Heeeeerrre's Jean-Claude!"

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce3wpwg4e0qo

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Morning all. ☕️

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Good d morning Diane.

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Good morning, everywonk. ☕️

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tehbaddr's avatar

That's it! I'm going back to sleep!

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

"Trump talks about neuroses, selecting chairs and his wife’s underwear drawer in latest affordability speech"

He is out of his fucking mind.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Chump hasn't been allowed anywhere near Melania's underwear drawer in ages.

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JCfromNC's avatar

The 2025 Grievance Tour. Try not to confuse it with the 2016 and 2020 ones, although he's recycling many of the same old hits.

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Is he presidential NOW?

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Daydrinking is my JOB!'s avatar

Any Day Now.

No, really...

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Bobathonic's avatar

Maybe he's finally dying.

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Too early to get my hopes up.

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Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

Reminder: Nixon's AG John Mitchell went to prison for his role in the Watergate cover-up. Bondi and all the others involved in the Epstein Files release cover-up, though not thorough enough, as Dipshit is clearly implicated, should go to prison. Covering up for pedos is far worse than Watergate.

Bongogo should speak up now and clear his conscience, but he's probably too chickenshit to do so. Clearly he wanted nothing to do with covering up for pedos, but doesn't have the fortitude to stand up for the victims.

Oh, and send Dipshit back out on the campaign trail? Please proceed pedo protectors! Maybe the strain will hasten his death, but if not, his whines and clear decline will remind voters to NOT vote for the party that has enabled him for over 10 years. It can only help Dems in the midterms. Maybe that Susie Wiles isn't any more competent than the others in the regime.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Look into her eyes in that Vanity Fair photo and tell me she's not competent.

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Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

I have and I still say she's not competent.

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JCfromNC's avatar

And yet 77 million voted for him last time, despite all that. Although maybe like the time before, having his maladministration fresh in mind while they're at the polls will have an influence.

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

What the fuck were people even voting for last time?

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JCfromNC's avatar

I don't know. It honestly confounds me that people could live through 2017-2020 and then completely forget what an absolute shitshow it was, and decide to give the guy another chance. I get his cultists are gonna vote for him no matter what, it's the rest I can't understand.

And then of course I just want to slap everyone that might've voted blue but who didn't show up because they were butthurt or whatever over the blah lady running.

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Bobathonic's avatar

Not a lady woman.

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Some person yelling outside my window.

"WHERE ARE YOU?!" THUNK. "BOOOOO-HOOOOO, I FELLLLLLLLL."

Enough to raise my blood pressure.

Now I can't sleep.

#poetryhour

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tehbaddr's avatar

"I'm here and you can't come in. GO AWAY!"

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𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉's avatar

Alternate answer: “Meowww?”

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