3092 Comments
User's avatar
Mole Child of Cluelessness's avatar

This is a great drink Hooper, I missed it when first posted but it suits the late summer heat. The bitter and sweet balance is perfect, little bitter on the palette chased by the creaminess chased again by the bitter finish. Only downside is pacing myself.

I've tried a couple times this week to make the orange whip from How To Drink youtube channel only to be met with disappointment, might be from the sad state of Oranges in September. But blending your recipe with his may get me there tomorrow.

Expand full comment
JustPixelz's avatar

JustPixelz calls for California takeover of Fox Spews.

Expand full comment
TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Republicans are the scum of the earth

Expand full comment
TerseNurse's avatar

or, to be more specific, fucking nazis

Expand full comment
Virgiebeach's avatar

whynotbothdotgif

Expand full comment
mvario's avatar

GOP Rep Warren Davidson: Withhold Disaster Aid For California

https://www.joemygod.com/2025/01/gop-rep-withhold-disaster-aid-for-california-video/

Expand full comment
Let me sum up's avatar

I mean sure, California is doing as much as it can on climate change without being constantly struck down by fascist courts, but sure, let's punish it for having made the effort I suppose?

Expand full comment
Elderly John's avatar

Claims California needs to change its policies, but offers no ideas how. It's easy to blame the people who are affected by a natural disaster, but almost nobody has a suggestion of how to improve things. What, I wonder, would this schmuck have California do? Rake the forests? Controlled burn? Carry desalinized water from the sea?

Expand full comment
TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Republicans are the scum of the earth

Expand full comment
TerseNurse's avatar

see above

Expand full comment
Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

If your patriotism is telling you to hate your fellow Americans then that’s not patriotism. That’s fascism.

Expand full comment
TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

But I’m to the point where I hate the fascists.

Expand full comment
TerseNurse's avatar

there is a huge difference between hating the fascists, and hating the regular people who are just trying to live their lives. I wouldn't piss in the mouths of the NC Supreme Court ifn their throats were on fire; but I still feel bad for all the flood victims in that state and I want them to get aid.

Expand full comment
Let me sum up's avatar

There are days when I'm tempted to say maybe blue states should just figure out a way to turn off the $ spigot that props up red states...I would genuinely be shocked if a D ever called for letting red states suffer just bc they vote like idiots, but our side just won't bc we're possessed with that pesky empathy thing.

Expand full comment
TerseNurse's avatar

noted

Expand full comment
mvario's avatar

Mel Gibson Suggests Dems “Commissioned” Wildfires

https://www.joemygod.com/2025/01/mel-gibson-suggests-dems-commissioned-wildfires/

Expand full comment
Always Be Ithacating's avatar

Dear Mel Gibson, next time you have an idea that strikes you as "an insane thing to think" or a "horrible theory [you] made up in [your] head," don't fucking take it to Laura Ingraham or any other right-wing propaganda outlet. Just shut up and get some sleep.

Expand full comment
Fog of Jen's avatar

,,,and set them in our strong holds instead of like in Texas or Alabama or something?

Makes sense

Expand full comment
Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

I ordered myself a planner I saw on instagram for end of life care. Not that I'm approaching, but you can become disabled at any time and I have special funeral requests. I also need to get all my life insurance stuff updated so that it goes to the proper people.

Expand full comment
TerseNurse's avatar

Do you have a Health Care Proxy? If you do, make a copy and put it on the front of your fridge. If you don't, designate one and talk to them explicitly about what you would want. But choose carefully. That goes for all the rest of you Wonkers!!

Expand full comment
Craig Nixon's avatar

Oh,man. I REALLY need to do this.

Expand full comment
TerseNurse's avatar

yes you do. download the form, super easy.

https://www.health.ny.gov/publications/1430.pdf

believe me, things can get VERY ugly if shit goes south and there is no HCP

Expand full comment
Craig Nixon's avatar

Ya know what? I just realized that the person I would designate is very likely a mutual friend of ours.

Expand full comment
Elderly John's avatar

All of us are always approaching. Whenever I see some young person texting while driving straight at me, I am reminded that accidents can happen. Every morning on the news there are people commenting about people they didn't expect to die.

Good to look at this on an annual basis. Some people I expected to receive my "vast wealth" have died.

Expand full comment
Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

Media: Democrats need to learn how to be more Patriotic like republicans. They’ve lost their patriotism!

Republicans: there should be no aid to California unless they change their policies. There has to be consequences!

Expand full comment
TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

The MSM need to be burnt to the waterline

Expand full comment
Craig Nixon's avatar

What a great lineup of folks celebrating.

𝐂𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐁𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐝𝐦𝐢𝐧'𝐬 𝐓𝐢𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐈𝐗 𝐫𝐮𝐥𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞 𝐜𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐭

A federal court struck down the Department of Education’s guidance on Title IX on Thursday, and critics of the changes to the federal antidiscrimination statute celebrated the action as a legal win with wide-ranging ramifications.

Betsy DeVos, the former education secretary during President-elect Donald Trump’s first term, said on X that “the radical, unfair, illegal, and absurd Biden Title IX rewrite is GONE.”

Conservative activists celebrated the news.

Tiffany Justice, a co-founder of Moms for Liberty, said that parents won and Biden lost.

“The Court standing up for parents' rights is AMAZING,” Justice wrote on X. “The U.S. Constitution matters, and no federal law can compel the speech of pronouns in support of gender ideology nonsense in public school – K-12 or colleges.”

“Huge win for girls and women everywhere!” Riley Gaines, an activist and athlete, wrote on X, formerly Twitter. “This morning, a federal court ruled in favor of reality. Biden's Title IX rewrite has been vacated nationwide.”

https://www.wfmz.com/news/critics-of-biden-admins-title-ix-rule-change-celebrate-its-defeat-in-court/article_102fc357-559e-5abf-8abd-774b87619aef.html

Expand full comment
SkeptiKC's avatar

The only "winners" here are manipulative fascists seeking to crush public education and replace it with nationalist indoctrination.

Expand full comment
Elderly John's avatar

Tiffany Justice deserves the modern-day version of the Anita Bryant treatment. She should be humiliated at every turn. Tiffany Justice is a name from some satirical cartoon, isn't it? Her real name? Are you shitting me? No wonder she has it in for the rest of the kids on the playground. She was probably mocked all through school.

Expand full comment
Craig Nixon's avatar

Ha. We formed a national non-profit mostly dedicated to mocking her. She remains not amused, but now we have thousands of ppl mocking her.

Expand full comment
Fog of Jen's avatar

wow

They are just critics

Not mother fuckers making bank off the taxpayer dime for their own brand of "education" or anything

Just critics

Expand full comment
TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

What bullshit

Expand full comment
Mysterysurf's avatar

The great Clarence Clemons, "the Big Man," born this day in 1942. Here's Bruce Springsteen with the E Street Band playing "Rosalita" live in 1975:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30F7j9mVrO0

Expand full comment
Craig Nixon's avatar

𝐀 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐦 𝐨𝐟 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭-𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐚

Political leaders would ideally respond to such horrific circumstances by putting aside partisan differences and standing together to help the victims rebuild. But something very different is happening this week in right-wing spaces.

President-elect Donald Trump is lying a lot in order to blame his political opponents for the fire. The president-elect's Truth Social feed this week is alternating between memes highlighting his purported plans to take over Canada and Greenland and falsehood-heavy rants about how “the gross incompetence and mismanagement” of President Joe Biden and California Gov. Gavin Newsom are responsible for the fire.

The main avenue the right has seized upon — blaming California Democrats and environmentalists for supposedly limiting the water supply used to fight the fire — is entirely false.

His right-wing propagandists quickly parroted his argument to their audiences. On OAN, Dan Ball claimed that “You liberal Democrats running that city, county, and the state have blood on your hands tonight,” before reading Trump’s post. On Fox, Jesse Watters claimed of Newsom that “there is no water coming out of the fire hydrant because this man mismanages the water there.” And Larry Kudlow said on his Fox Business show that the governor “cut the water flow that never got to Southern California, in defense of this obscure fish.”

But none of this is true.

https://www.mediamatters.org/donald-trump/firestorm-right-wing-propaganda

Expand full comment
SkeptiKC's avatar

Bastardizing reality to suit their immediate narrative, the usual reprobate Rethug reactivism.

Expand full comment
EyeQueue's avatar

Our 1A needs to be retooled.

We can't survive as a country with this kind of disinformation and these know-nothing fucking KNOTHEADS wilding.

There has to be a breaking point.

Expand full comment
TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

We need to break into two countries. Their dead weight is dragging us all down. Fuck em. Kick them all to the curb.

Expand full comment
EyeQueue's avatar

I agree, but I don't know how we would do that. :(

We are in a deadlock, though, and as long as things continue this way we can't be a country.

We can't be a country with 30-40% of MAGA assholes running around in a separate fucking (fantasy) reality.

Expand full comment
TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

I don’t know either but we have to figure out a way. This shit is untenable.

Expand full comment
EyeQueue's avatar

Yes, it is. We shouldn't have to be held hostage to the most ignorant and hateful among us.

Hopefully enough of us will get angry enough and fed up enough to do something about it if it gets bad enough.

I don't want to spend the rest of my life living under these fucking conditions. I'll end up in jail.

Expand full comment
Fog of Jen's avatar

we'd go a long way if everyone lefter and more centerer would get their heads out of their damn asses long enough to actually fight that 30-40% fascist fuckload instead of bitching about how only their way is the right way and everything else will make them not vote.

That could help.

Expand full comment
TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Republicans are the scum of the earth.

Expand full comment
EyeQueue's avatar

Yes. And I want to say a very banhammerable thing about how we should have dealt with them at the end of the Civil War.

Expand full comment
Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Per Mapledurham:

Plus this in today’s Guardian: “An analysis by Carbon Brief estimated last August that [Trump’s] return could add 4bn tonnes of US carbon emissions by 2030 compared to Democrat plans – inflicting $900bn in global climate damage. To grasp its scale, the emissions surge would equal the combined annual output of the EU and Japan or the emissions of the world’s 140 lowest-emitting countries.” The Carbon Brief report itself is a terrifying read, link in the article: https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/jan/10/the-guardian-view-on-the-la-fires-donald-trumps-denial-and-division-fuel-climate-inaction

Expand full comment
TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

The rest of the world needs to sanction us and treat us like the pariah we are.

Expand full comment
R. Riddle's avatar

"...[Trump’s] return could add 4bn tonnes of US carbon emissions by 2030..."

And that's just from him opening his mouth.

Expand full comment
Daniel's avatar

Imagine how much he'll release when he rots. Almost as much as Steve Bannon.

Expand full comment
R. Riddle's avatar

That's why we should sequester the body for carbon capture now, just to make sure.

Expand full comment
Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Launch it into the sun.

Expand full comment
Stulexington's avatar

Now now, I'm sure some of that is from his farts.

Expand full comment
R. Riddle's avatar

I didn't specify which orafice he used for mouth speaking.

Expand full comment
Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

A reminder that "climate = food supplies."

Expand full comment
Fog of Jen's avatar

drinking water is gonna be a problem also too. And we have already seen how Americans react to a crisis that inconveniences them.

Fully expecting kids to get shot for trying to steal bottled water in the next few years :(

Expand full comment
Stulexington's avatar

My only regret for not getting a twitter account is I could not cancel it.

Expand full comment
TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

I briefly considered joining during the last iteration of the reign of the toxic orange smegma just so I could tell that asshole to fuck off.

Expand full comment
TerseNurse's avatar

same

Expand full comment
Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

Did anyone ever take the tech bros blather about "free speech" seriously? 'Cuz I know I didn't.

Expand full comment
Fog of Jen's avatar

well, our press did

But turns out, they were just working for them

Expand full comment
The Wanderer's avatar

"Free Speech" only applies to them and those who slavishly agree with them.

Expand full comment
Fog of Jen's avatar

...wait.

What?

Cause of a U?

Expand full comment
Daniel's avatar

For want of a U

Expand full comment
Spleen Victoria's avatar

For correct spelling!

Expand full comment
Fog of Jen's avatar

For a while in college I insisted on spelling the word color with a u in it.

I do not know why really, just liked the look of it better. Plus, hung out with the Irish guys and they would rag on us for spelling things wrong.

Once in a while it still slips out

Expand full comment
Babe Paley's avatar

We went to England for the first time right before 1st grade and I thought it was magic, and started adding a "u" to certain words. My first grade teacher (of infinite patience, because I was smart yet obnoxious) asked me why I was spelling things like that and I said "that's how the Queen does it" and she basically was like, well, you're not the queen of anything, so do it the way I tell you.

Expand full comment
Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

because it's all about MEEEEEEEEE!...

Expand full comment
The Wanderer's avatar

Apparently.

Expand full comment
Rosy red ASS's avatar

Would the prefer it to be written in German?

Expand full comment
Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

Needs moar Franktur type face.

Expand full comment
The Wanderer's avatar

No, they wanted it in pure genuine English, like they spell in Murica.

Expand full comment
The Wanderer's avatar

(shakes his head)

Expand full comment
SkeptiKC's avatar

It's going to be a miserable four years with these thin-skinned whinging prats.

Expand full comment
Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Eventually they will get what they so tirelessly desire: a sterile, lifeless landscape filled only with perfect conformity, empty platitudes and a bottomless pit of ennui inside their souls.

They will cry out "Where did all those liberals and beatniks go that we so much loved to troll and torment? Things are SOOOOO boring now! This sucks!"

We won't have gone away. We will just have given them what they always wanted while we will turn our attention to creative subversion in art, literature and music; they can never stamp out the spirit inside us.

In the meantime they will turn on each other in endless inquisitions against each other over ideological purity and loyalty tests.

Expand full comment
R. Riddle's avatar

Just wait until year 3.5, when you're spending all of your waking hours if fed-up voters will return the US to normalcy or if they're saying, "Yeah, sure, let's put the Jews in concentration camps."

Expand full comment
Fog of Jen's avatar

think we learned that answer this past november.

Expand full comment
R. Riddle's avatar

Oh, but we'll get our hopes up again, as usual, only to see them dashed into a fire pit of books banned by Moms for Liberty.

Expand full comment
TerseNurse's avatar

as a fellow RN, my advice is to smoke a LOT of pot

Expand full comment
Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

As a former amateur doctor, who graduated two first aid courses, I concur with this therapeutic prescription.

Expand full comment
SkeptiKC's avatar

It's the only way I'm going to survive the forthcoming four year shit show.

Expand full comment
Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

Whenever Nazis go on about "free speech", this is the way it always ends.

Expand full comment
Thatsit Fortheotherwon's avatar

I love you!

I want to mutilate you with a chain saw.

Have a nice day!

Expand full comment
EyeQueue's avatar

Our 1A sucks ass.

We need way more leeway for this hate speech bullshit that is tearing this country apart.

And the disinformation.

Expand full comment
Mackafritz's avatar

Free speech for me, not for thee.

Expand full comment
EyeQueue's avatar

I couldn't use the phrase "mediocre white males" on Facebook 2 years ago when I was still on there.

Expand full comment
Gammarae's avatar

what if you stuck a "u" in there somewhere?

Expand full comment
Daniel's avatar

Average white banned

Expand full comment
EyeQueue's avatar

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Expand full comment
Thatsit Fortheotherwon's avatar

Because there are no "mediocre white males."

They fall under the heading of Shitheads.

Expand full comment
Rosy red ASS's avatar

Probably because the CEO is the most fragile and mediocre of white men.

Expand full comment
EyeQueue's avatar

Yep. I would think that is the case.

Expand full comment
TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

WAAAHHHH! Nazis are such fucking fragile little ❄️

Expand full comment
EyeQueue's avatar

They really are. And I love needling them from time to time on Yahoo and Breitbart (although some of them can get pretty fucking scary).

Expand full comment
TerseNurse's avatar

ain't they just??

Expand full comment
Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Repost:

𝗕𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻 𝗲𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗺 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗮 𝘀𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗱𝘆 𝗹𝗮𝗯𝗼𝗿 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗲𝘁 𝗮𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗨.𝗦. 𝗮𝗱𝗱𝗲𝗱 𝗮 𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗽𝗿𝗶𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝟮𝟱𝟲,𝟬𝟬𝟬 𝗷𝗼𝗯𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿

https://www.nbcnews.com/business/economy/us-jobs-report-december-2024-what-it-means-job-market-economy-rcna187059

Expand full comment
Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

What, that old guy?

Expand full comment
The Wanderer's avatar

Those were the days, my friend

We hoped they'd never end . . .

Expand full comment
Fog of Jen's avatar

...why surprising?

Jobs have been increasing his entire fucking tenure.

Expand full comment
Stulexington's avatar

They're acting surprised because they didn't bother reporting it until now.

Expand full comment
Fog of Jen's avatar

AH

*glances at history circa 1789 or so, no reason*

Expand full comment
Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

Hold that thought, voters....

Expand full comment
punkindrublic's avatar

Yeah, but the cost of eggs.....

Expand full comment
Thatsit Fortheotherwon's avatar

How many eggs might have sucked had they been 37% cheaper?

Expand full comment
TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

The jackals in the MSM need to pay

Expand full comment
EyeQueue's avatar

OMFG they do.

But we're too milquetoast to really do anything about it.

Most people are still watching it.

Expand full comment
IvoryRabbit's avatar

Most people might not actually care. The people in my life do, but - Trump did get re-elected.

Expand full comment
Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

...will be higher under the Republican jackals.

Have prices EVER been lower under a GOP regime?

Expand full comment
Stulexington's avatar

Well stock prices ...

Expand full comment
Thatsit Fortheotherwon's avatar

Interest rates ...

Expand full comment
Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Today is 1/11/2025 (Saturday)

🇵🇭Birth Anniversary of National Artist Atang de la Rama (Philippines)

🥛Cigarettes are Hazardous to Your Health Day

🥛Heritage Treasures Day

🥛International Parity at Work Day

🥛International Thank-You Day

🇫🇲Kosrae Constitution Day (Micronesia)

🥛Learn Your Name In Morse Code Day

🥛National Girl Hug Boy Day

🥛National Hot Toddy Day

🥛National Human Trafficking Awareness Day

🥛National Milk Day

🥛National Vision Board Day

🥛No Longer New Year's Day

🥛Paget’s Awareness Day

🥛Secret Pal Day

🥛Step in a Puddle and Splash Your Friends Day

🥛World Sketchnote Day

🥛Cuckoo Dancing Week

🌔 On this day the Moon will be in a Waxing Gibbous phase. Visible through most of the night sky setting a few hours before sunrise. This phase is when the moon is more than 50% illuminated but not yet a Full Moon. The phase lasts about 7 days with the moon becoming more illuminated each day until the Full Moon.

Phase: Waxing Gibbous

Illumination: 94%

Moon Age: 12.45 days

Moon Angle: 0.53

Moon Distance: 373,592.03 km

Sun Angle: 0.54

Sun Distance: 147,128,390.20 km

Expand full comment
Noma Larkey's avatar

-. --- -- .- / .-.. .- .-. -.- . -.--

Expand full comment
The Wanderer's avatar

🥛International Thank-You Day

Thank you!

Expand full comment
Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

I hope Robyn talks about Vision Board Day!

Expand full comment
Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

Days are 20 minutes longer than back at Solstice! Also, can I combine National Hot Toddy and Girl Hug Boy Days? I'm asking for Mrs. Toomush....

Expand full comment
Daniel's avatar

Learn Your Name In Morse Code Day was introduced as a way of helping the public stand up to abuse of power by bookish, real ale loving Oxford detectives. If you knew your name in Morse code you could fast forward to the end and hear if you were the one who did it, then hire a lawyer.

Expand full comment
Daniel's avatar

Rrumpled Detectives, The Fifth Amendment And You was a public information publication in LA.

Expand full comment
Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Remember that movie?!

Expand full comment
Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Oh, indeed!

Expand full comment
Fog of Jen's avatar

Did not age well XD Though at least it was trying to give a lesson as to WHY things were harder for black folk

Expand full comment