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Matthew Hooper's avatar

Busy questions go.

Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

Not a question so much as a comment. No bar cart but I'm faking a wet bar with the countertop immediately across from the kitchen sink, with a silicone baking mat to contain the bottles and gear. I pick up bottles marked way down at a chain supermarket and store them unopened in a dark bottom cabinet underneath. As a rule a rum and a rye open on the counter. We have good tap water, but the more I read about atmospheric water generators the more I consider trying one out.

Ambiance Chaser's avatar

Is this week's name missing an "f" ?

(Few people ask this.) . . .

Tetman Callis's avatar

I like sweet, happy stories.

There it is. I've bared my soul.

Go ahead. Do your worst.

Oh fuck. It's the Hour of Happiness and I'm getting tipsy again.

Salud!

Left Coast Tom's avatar

What's the opposite of Nice Times...Shithole Times?

In Pennsylvania's current - likely under-reported measles crisis (because the Amish likely aren't reporting cases that don't require medical treatment) - at least *six* babies have been born with measles.

https://www.nbcnews.com/video/doctors-in-pennsylvania-estimate-at-least-six-babies-have-been-born-with-measles-270483013746

tek's avatar

Builds character.

/ffs

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

SCOTUS again blocks Missouri from using the even-more gerrymandered map. I assume they’ll keep trying until November 3.

tek's avatar

WHAT PART OF 'NO' DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?"

Spotts1701's avatar

You'd think being told THREE TIMES by *this* Supreme Court to knock that shit off would be enough. But at this point I think the only way to get the point across is for the Missouri Secretary of State to spend some time in the cooler.

Holly - Lima Charlie's avatar

I think you guys already know how much I love and adore this woman. Even death can't stop her from doing everything she can to make the world a better place. If we could all just be like Dolly AND seeings how it's DOLLY PARTON DAY! Happy Dolly Parton Day Wonks. I said it earlier but it bears repeating over and over again and while I'm at it I'll say this by quoting Dolly because the woman wasn't gonna let anything stop her from doing exactly what she wanted to do and she did it with such grace and compassion. Somebody hand me a Kleenex.

“If you see someone without a smile today, give ‘em yours.”

https://variety.com/2026/film/news/dolly-parton-9-to-5-theaters-charity-death-1236875525/

The Blessed Reverend's avatar

around here the dinner gong bongs at 6am and 6 pm/. Here it is only 5pm - Daisy is getting frantic. She knows if she shreds enough papers, bites enough wires and human then dinner can come. But she is mistake. Somebody around here needs to have a backbone

42tontom's avatar

HOLD THE LINE!

Spotts1701's avatar

So we've got a bit of another scandal involving Trump-endorsed perennial candidate David Flippo here in the Nevada 2nd Congressional District. Apparently in one of his previous campaigns numerous mailers, flyers and advertisements touted the retired Lt. Colonel's Bronze Star With Valor from his service in the United States Air Force.

And while it is true Lt. Colonel Flippo *did* receive a Bronze Star, much like Hegseth it did not have the "with Valor" addendum. Flippo *was* part of an Air Force unit that received an Outstanding Unit Award with Valor, but he did not receive an individual citation.

Flippo's campaign, naturally, is blaming it on a copywriter who "inadvertently" conflated the two. How it happened multiple times without anyone catching it is a mystery, I suppose.

Between this and the *many* other ethics complaints over his residency and his inability to file financial disclosures, as well as the total *lack* of endorsement from the sitting incumbent, CD-2 is potentially in play for the Democratic Party for the first time since the seat was created in 1982.

tek's avatar

I am just sick and tired of these people who blame some subordinate.

Life doesn't work that way.

.

Been through this several times in my career. I take the heat for the people under me. I can ream the people under me a new asshole or two, but THAT'S FOR ME TO DO.

The fucking buck fucking stops here.

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I just can't stand these people.

Russell Jones's avatar

Fucking wingnuts, man. Dude rose to the rank of Lt. Col. in the USAF yet STILL found it necessary to gild the lily with a bit of light stolen valor? Christ.

HarryButtle, degenerate artist's avatar

Looked over the AZ ballot props last night. It's a wingnut wish list. We've got an anti-trans prop, an anti-DEI prop, a couple of anti-immigrant props, and a couple of props meant to limit the power of future governments...just in case the Dems stay in power.

Even if Hobbs and the Dems keep control of the lege, some of this awful shit is going to pass.

Russell Jones's avatar

Same deal here in Colorado. Lots of it is firehose-of-diarrhea stuff that has little to no chance, but some of it is superficially reasonable-sounding enough to slip through.

EyeQueue's avatar

Give me a fucking break.

Fuck these fucking fucks up in this shitass place.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

In a year without Hurricanes Kansas will soon get its first one in years.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurricane_Polo

Tza's avatar

I'm a little concerned that if we do get our Big Blue Wave like we're hoping that then some of the left flank is going to turn HARD on the Dems elected from more conservative areas for...acting like people elected by said areas sometimes. The main things Dems are running on are affordability and anti-corruption. A lot of the ones from the more conservative areas are likely going to focus down on those and try to ignore the various social issues that are too hot button where they are.

Like, I've seen people attacking Talarico over a line I personally think was smart--he said he'd look at the evidence to see if trans girls really did have a competitive advantage in sports to inform his policies. Anyone who knows ANYTHING about the studies done on trans girls in almost all sports is they DO NOT have said advantage the vast majority of the time. HOWEVER the phrasing lets him have plausible deniability for people who think Dems have "gone too far" on trans rights in a way that might make them more likely to vote for him. He's not going to to vote for any anti-trans bills. But he DOES need to get elected to help stop said bills!

Smol Blue Dot's avatar

As a Texan it worries me too. I have run across a couple of Texans, who are “I don’t know…I’m not sure Talarico is strong enough on trans rights/medicare for all/data centers/fill in the blank with any issue for me to support”.

Starting in my best southern lady voice”Honey, the other guy is Ken Fucking Paxton, if he wins you can kiss anything trans goodbye/give up on any healthcare other than die fast/and enjoy the data center literally in your yard. Talarico might not be as far left as any of us would like, but the alternative is Ken Fucking Paxton.

Russell Jones's avatar

Personally, at this point I'd be quite satisfied with a blurple ripple that results in narrow control of the House of Reps and gets the Dems a seat closer in the Senate.

Goin Green's avatar

I guarantee you 2 things we will do if we wave...

1. Miss a golden opportunity to save the world again

b. Fuck up the chance

If I'm wrong, I'm now doubly happy to be wrong twice and be 2-0!!!

42tontom's avatar

1(a.1) prosecute NONE of these criminals, so that everyone is pissed off at democrats just like 2008!

BillEGoatSmile's avatar

Aaron Rupar

@atrupar.com

· 19m

Q: Mr Sununu, would you have voted for a war powers resolution in the Senate?

JOHN SUNUNU:🚶🚶🚶

Q: Would you admit that Trump’s war was a bad decision, or are you just going to do everything that Trump tells you to do?

JOHN SUNUNU:🚶🚶🚶

https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3mweqo6gv3s2a

tek's avatar

DO NOT EVER VOTE FOR A SUNUNU.

Early in my career, I had a peer and good friend who had John Sununu as a professor in engineering school.

"What a fucking asshole."

BillEGoatSmile's avatar

I get New Hampster ads around these parts that tell me that Chris Pappas iS a SoCHuliSt!!11!!

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Dolly Parton's iconic film 9 to 5 is coming back to the big screen! The limited-time release will hit theaters on October 9.

Disney announced the cinematic comeback on September 25 (a.k.a. "9 to 5 Day" and "Give Like Dolly Day"). But that's not all. The company will donate net proceeds from U.S. ticket sales to the Dollywood Foundation to support Dolly Parton's Imagination Library.

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/movies/articles/dolly-partons-9-5-returns-152816839.html

tek's avatar

I am hoping Disney is doing the right thing.

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I am now, for reasons I still don't fully understand, a Disney Florida-resident annual pass holder.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

*becomes dizzy* Those corporate greed hounds? What's in it for them?

Demme Epstein Fatale's avatar

Good (and easy) public relations.

(But we'll take it, huh?)

TheGreatAndPowerfulMormos!'s avatar

Maybe someday I'll be able to afford to try one of these cocktails.

ziggywiggy's avatar

I want this as a real thing, a Dr. Amy Acton Action figure. Amy Action! Radical superhero that will fight off the villainous billionaire douchbro Vivek to help turn Ohio blue. Funny how it is a flyer put out by Ramaswamy's pac.

https://substack.com/@ziggywiggy/note/c-345483776?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=2knfuc

The Blessed Reverend's avatar

TOO RADICAL! = like what?

ziggywiggy's avatar

Hangs out with Mayor Mamdani according to the picture, which makes her super cool.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

His whole campaign is staffed by snot-nosed little techo-bros. They have no idea that tech-bro memes don't work anywhere except their little twitter bubble world.

42tontom's avatar

TOO RADICAL

*shrieks*

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Needs moar warning emojis! ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️

Oy!'s avatar

The Trump regime quietly adds more 'suckers and losers' to the list of Trump War wounded.

I'm guessing that Stars and Stripes won't be writing about this. I wonder what vets and military families think of their boy Donald? He *told* you he was a snake.

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WaPo: "Pentagon quietly adds dozens to tally of troops wounded amid Iran war"

"With the addition of 29 U.S. sailors and eight Marines, the total number of personnel wounded since the start of hostilities has risen to 861, database shows."

Ambiance Chaser's avatar

If only the military anticipated Trump's disregard for their work . . .

Enter Ranting's avatar

Who could have known?

Tza's avatar

So now Macklemore has announced his "Free Palestine" European tour. Yeah call me crazy but you don't throw that together in less than a week. I'm starting to think he planned this whole thing--join what's supposed to be a chill concert set, do a "Free Palestine" stunt that was meant to be provocative and potentially upsetting and goes against the mood people expected, people demand refunds after finding out he's doing it, arena owners freak and demand he gets the boot, he then uses "Free Palestine" as his ride back to relevancy like several other artists have been attempting.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

An entertainer who can manipulate hype?

*Faints*

Ambiance Chaser's avatar

TBF, "Palestine" had been on closeout for a while now . . .

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

You know if you don't give a shit about exact dates you can book three venues in like a day?

You don't need much to be able to announce a tour. Its three stadiums, that can be organized and executed in a month easily.

If you want to do some massive spectacular? No, you need more time to plan.

But a stage, some lights, a PA and a video wall? If the kits available they don't need much notice.

Mysterysurf's avatar

See, this is what you get when you don't use genuine tinfoil.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Oh, my. Where POSSIBLY could you have gotten so cynical! I mean ... America is the land of milk and honey! Honesty! Integrity!