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Matthew Hooper's avatar

Questions here. Not too busy yet, but that’s going to change fast.

Susanneh's avatar

This one sounds just perfect for me!

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

“A gassy, herbal spirit” I wish Bob Marley would lay off the cosmic patties.

Ward From Cali's avatar

Nice drink, but you need a name for it. I suggest you call it an Eating Raoul. So.far as I know, no cocktail has taken that name, which is kind of shocking. Really, nobody has used that name yet?

This cocktail is a good anodyne for the cheap wine that gives the protagonists stomach cramps (ginger is good for the digestion), and the name is also a nod to Raul Julia, who strikes me as someone who would be fond of this drink, and who's second-most famous character shares his name with this drink's core ingredient.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

Ginger liquor sounds lovely.

"M"'s avatar

Doesn't it?

Reader's avatar

Ok I mean this as a high compliment bc I love when the J Peterman catalogue takes me away (sue me!), and this has the same sense of being transported elsewhere. Thanks for the lesson. This summer, I'll get a couple bar-ish things and a Nick and Nora glass and sit outside listening to the peepers and the meep bird and hope the sandhill crane shows him or herself.

"M"'s avatar

I too love the prose of that catalogue

tehbaddr's avatar

(Urban Sombrero)

Free beach's avatar

I’m buying the vomit poncho.

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2hEdited

Lol yes that too! I found an old one laying around this week and the scenarios are absurd and not at all true but I love them anyway! I totally could see them having an urban sombrero in that catalogue!

helenasgarden's avatar

Żubrówka! (the original). My father would buy it for special occasions and holidays. As a kid, I used to be fascinated by the blade of grass. I don't think I ever tried it, alas.

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

Can I substitute Popov with some lawnmower clippings? Asking for they guy behind the 7-11 .

Bolshoi Spasiba

tehbaddr's avatar

GET OFF MY LAWN!

Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

Of those ingredients, I keep exactly one, the lemon juice, stocked in my house. I have tap water and usually have sugar in some form, so lemonade it is ;)

Jamoche's avatar

During lockdown, the one thing I didn't have was citrus, because juicing citrus for one when you're used to doing it for 6-10 is depressing. Also I wasn't drinking enough to go through it before it went off. I did end up with a nice collection of citrus-free drinks (filed under "quarantinis"), and 20-odd bottles of booze to make them with, most of which I still have.

OneYieldRegular's avatar

Our former upstairs neighbor, a theater director who'd done theater in Ukraine, always had a bottle of bison grass vodka sitting out whenever we'd have dinner with him.

Left Coast Tom's avatar

"It’s a grassy, herbal spirit that barely resembles American vodka."

There's a "vodka agricole"? Interesting.

jaspersdad's avatar

Trump spouting gibberish about tariffs and car plants that don’t exist. I don’t know how the media isn’t sick to death of hearing him repeat the same bs day in and day out and not want to put him in a straitjacket.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

They don’t have a choice. This lot couldn’t get hired by a PR shop.

MRK's avatar

Also all the other jobs are at places owned by the same billionaire.

Miss Grundy's avatar

AOC on the reason behind Combover Caligula wanting his face plastered in the special U.S. passport:

https://www.comicsands.com/aoc-trump-mount-rushmore-passports?

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

𝗡𝗼𝘁 𝟭, 𝗡𝗼𝘁 𝟮, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝟱 𝗦𝘁𝘂𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘀 𝗝𝘂𝗺𝗽 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗼 𝗟𝗶𝗳𝗲𝘀𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗔𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗮𝘀 𝗦𝗰𝗵𝗼𝗼𝗹 𝗕𝘂𝘀 𝗗𝗿𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗟𝗼𝘀𝗲𝘀 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗰𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/not-1-not-2-but-5-students-jumped-into-lifesaving-action-after-their-bus-driver-loses-consciousness/

Hannah's avatar

I wrote a ban hammerable thing so here's a nice thing.

I was out of money for three weeks. Last night my phone rang because my daughter paid the bill. She paid it because she missed me. We talked for an hour and laughed.

My daughter missed me.

EyeQueue's avatar

SQUEE!!!!!! Good times news. Thank you for sharing that.

乜 𝗖.𝗨.𝘁𝗲𝗰𝗵's avatar

WT*Funmoderated* happened to Wednesday @ Wonkzoom.com

BillEGoatSmile's avatar

CNN. Paywalled, whatever.

Also too, shocker.

Judge privately admonishes prosecutors for grandstanding at hearing for press dinner gunman

"CNN's Katelyn Polantz shares exclusive CNN reporting with Boris Sanchez. She reports that a federal judge privately admonished prosecutors for attempting to grandstand Thursday at a detention hearing for the White House Correspondents’ Dinner gunman, according to a transcript obtained by CNN."

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

It’s not like they’re likely to have a presser following a conviction.

clairence's avatar

I saw in the news earlier that Spirit Airlines will not be bailed out by the fraudster in chief. Bankruptcy it is.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Buy the planes up on the cheap and create Trump Deportation Airways!

Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!

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7mEdited

When I went to gas up the car today (local business, favorite of ours, typically low prices), the price was $4.19. Ten cents higher than the morning before according to Mom. When I was filled up and left, the price had gone up in real time to $4.21.

One wonders what will win out re: the MAGAts - their nihilism or their need to keep cash in their wallets.

swmnguy's avatar

I've taken to topping off my car every time I go past a gas station and have a moment. I figure right now it's the cheapest it'll be for quite a while. I don't use much gasoline, but still.

I refer to some of my shopping instincts as "Late Soviet Era Shopping." If you need bread, but all they have is sponges; buy sponges because you never know when you'll see them again.

And remember, the hardware store usually has a little bit of toilet paper, and might even have a bag of flour. People don't always think of all the places that might stock a tiny bit of a certain item.

BillEGoatSmile's avatar

We boomeranged in 48 hours from $4.09 to $4.35 at one of the 3 stations in my neighborhood. Yikes.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

In normal times, the price updates once a day around 7 a.m. depending on the store. The oil shock I’ve been warning people was coming is almost here.

swmnguy's avatar

Just stepped out on the balcony. Heard the unmistakeable trill of a redwing blackbird. That's a sound that takes me back to being a little kid on the farm in southwest MN.

South Minneapolis is dotted with lakes and ponds. 100 years ago, greedy dumbasses decided to drain most of the little ponds and build (and sell) houses. They all had wet basements of course.

About 1987, right when I moved here, we had a superstorm. Got like 7" of rain in an hour. One guy in one of those houses went downstairs to make sure his sump pump was working. Right then, the foundation wall gave way and caved in. Fell on him. Pinned him down. He freakin' drowned in his basement.

After that, the city and the insurance companies decided that was enough of that. They bought up a lot of those houses, demolished them, and restored the ponds; connecting them to the storm drains. We have one of those on the end of our block. My house is a good 20 feet higher, so dry basement. But that little pond is marvelous. Full of ducks, turtles, toads; lined with willows and other trees that like getting their feet wet. Herons stop by. Just an oasis in the city.

Smoke O'Possum's avatar

Minneapolis is a beautiful city, especially once it thaws out.

swmnguy's avatar

After the first good drenching rains washes the sand and salt away, and homeowners pick up the trash that gets caught up in the snowbanks.

clairence's avatar

My primary experience with red wing blackbirds is being attacked when I run past their nest(s) during certain weeks of the year. They like to attack the top and back of my head with, I assume, their claws (talons?) or their beaks. Fearless and aggressive, they are. Pretty too.

Thankfully, have never had a flooded basement.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

They are very territorial. There were times we didn’t go out to the end of our dock.

swmnguy's avatar

They build their nests low, right by the water's edge. So for those few weeks, they're super vulnerable. And territorial. So pretty aggressive, as you learned. Our neighborhood is full of marauding cats, raccoons, opossums too. Two of the marauding cats are mine. I bet the local marauders learn pretty fast it's not worth it.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Fuckin' Bezos ...

‘𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗔𝗽𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗰𝗲’ — 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗗𝗼𝗻 𝗝𝗿. 𝗮𝘀 𝗵𝗼𝘀𝘁 — 𝗯𝗲𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗰𝘂𝘀𝘀𝗲𝗱 𝗮𝘀 𝗔𝗺𝗮𝘇𝗼𝗻 𝗲𝘅𝗽𝗹𝗼𝗿𝗲𝘀 𝗿𝗲𝗯𝗼𝗼𝘁: 𝗿𝗲𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁

https://nypost.com/2026/04/30/business/the-apprentice-with-don-jr-as-host-is-being-discussed-by-amazon-report/

Eva, Iron Goddess of Mercy's avatar

Yeah, good luck with that.

paperlesstiger's avatar

The apprentices have to figure out how to steal money from the Treasury or they get fired.

Assigned Cute at Birth's avatar

3 more episodes of The Boys and we cancel.

David N. Brown's avatar

OT rant, I have looked up reactions to Drumpf wanting to give ICE a new name NICE, and I was somewhat surprised how many mentioned That Hideous Strenth. The irony, there was a time when you could expect conservatives to be familiar with CS Lewis...

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

https://bsky.app/profile/uk-news.bsky.social/post/3mksvls5ygm25

Ukraine Is Now An Arms Superpower

https://www.europesays.com/uk/931308/

Fiber optic drones being tested in Donetsk Oblast, Ukraine. (Photo by Jose Colon/Anadolu via Getty Images.) When the…#uk #news #uknews

Menotsure's avatar

My health insurence is covered as a retirement benefit and every year I get a house visit by a visiting nurse, and every year I get to take the same cognitive test that Trump takes.

I ACED IT AGAIN THIS YEAR!

I must admit that I was tempted to fuck around with her and call the camel a llama.

good_duck's avatar

Go with dromedary.