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The Gulf Of Dirty Work's avatar

The Matt Gates and Joe Greenberg arm of MAGA continues to gain acceptance.

I had a screed. What's the point anymore?

Pedo's R Us.

gallbladder's avatar

Well, nobody told me this.

AthenaH2SO4's avatar

*Narrows eyes* As per my last email...

MRK's avatar

It was in the memo. Did you not read the memo?

gallbladder's avatar

I really need to attend class more often.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3mxzsl2mj7s2u

we don't really talk enough about how ridiculous and sad a character Steven Cheung is

MRK's avatar

We talk about him too much, and I can't wait for the days when we never need to consider him again.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Until we randomly meet him handing out "Free Peek" flyers out in front of the strip joint.

eppe's avatar

Hmmmm. No comment.

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

Much admiration for the students at North Carolina A&T https://www.instagram.com/reels/Dejq95Vz3zw

Reader's avatar

How do we donate so they can get pizza?

ciaobella's avatar

I am surrounded by four babies on my return flight to Seattle. All quietly sleeping now. Rest little babies!

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The other day when they said the Ahold whatever stores were hacked, they didn't list Hannaford. Well I don't know if Hannaford did get hit, but their site is down like the others. I'd like to think someone did it to say fuck you to Ahold, bc truly the prices are asinine at this point. But we the people are who will pay. They won't lose a penny. They'll probably profit, bc insurance. And STILL "pass the cost" on to us.

BillEGoatSmile's avatar

Stop & Shop and their corporate parent can bite me.

I'm blessed with so many other choices around this geography. It would be horrifying if they were the only choice. Rip-off artists.

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4mEdited

Girl, sideboob at the DOE?? Brave!

Anna-Elizabeth's avatar

Naw, just in front of the library.

tehbaddr's avatar

Trumps neck jowls are starting to make him look like angry Brother Theodore!

Alternative Dog's avatar

To be fair, Brother Theodore seemed less delusional in his rants.

tehbaddr's avatar

But he had his bug shit crazy act down!

RocktonSam's avatar

In these modern times people have to sweep mud off the warning track of a major league ball field

tehbaddr's avatar

Even Neck Bolts Hannity threw her under the bus!

weejee's avatar

Orange Oaf gives her a pardon in 3, 2, ... but that won't help with CA State charges.

Crystalclear12's avatar

I keep getting survey calls, like twice a day.

Let me help you, Republicans.

You are fucked.

There.

Stop calling me.

G-7 in Space's avatar

I think the silence they get is considered "ominous"....

tehbaddr's avatar

I'm getting the calls, the texts, emails....

Ain't nothing can turn this around, STOP BOTHERING ME!

eppe's avatar

We have a Provincial and a Municipal election happening here in British Columbia right now. Those poor robocalls are on the verge of severe burn out.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

On my way out the door for my shift at the homeless shelter, I encountered three women outside the unit across the hall -- the one inhabited by Michael, my alcoholic neighbor. One was the president of the building, one was the woman who'd helped me peel him off the floor last time, and the third was an older woman I'd never seen before.

It seems the second woman, Michael's friend, calls him every day to check on him (an excellent idea), and grew concerned when she couldn't reach him today. She hooked up with the building president, and they were wondering what the hell to do when I opened my door. Not that I was any help. I had to get going over to the shelter, and I wouldn't have had any idea what to do in any case.

Anyway, I got back home not too long ago, and I heard Michael behind the door, yelling about something or other -- quite common with him. So at least he wasn't lying on the floor dead of alcohol poisoning. That's something, I guess. I texted the president to ask what the story is but have not heard back.

JanuaryClaire's avatar

You better behave today. So you don’t get Bucket Hat Linus again.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!

tehbaddr's avatar

Chris is going over Tramp's most recent firings, it has a flavor!

Noma Larkey's avatar

I started to watch, and decided I've had my fill of 'Katie the Kook' for the day.

Mysterysurf's avatar

Bassist Flea of the Red Hot Chili Peppers is 64 years old today. Here's the band in 2003 in Ireland playing "Californication":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0AXjUy1_gY

And for something different, here he is on the Tonight Show playing bass and trumpet with a string section on "Thinking Bout You" from his recent solo album Honora:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNRFKRlGles

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

I hate on the Chili Peppers a lot, but I wouldn’t be shit if Flea hadn’t inspired me to work bass.

Craig Nixon's avatar

Ha. Again, we align almost perfectly.

I always say no matter what you think of the Chili Peppers, especially "Under The Bridge" and after...at least there will always be amazing bass playing.

I'm feeling like "Honora" isn't really getting any notice. But that could be that I run in a different circle now. I've only heard about half of it, but...it seems to be the real deal.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

We Wonketteers keep the lights of our friends alive by keeping their favorites going. At 8pm eastern time, it's the Magical Mystery Tour on Arkansas Rocks radio ... an hour of Beatles music and trivia. This was a favorite of our friend Furry Caterwauling. Listen to it on https://www.arkansasrocks.com or https://www.radio.net/s/kafn-arkansas-rocks-fm

tehbaddr's avatar

To Furry!

As I often joked, "Is it coming to take me away?"

JanuaryClaire's avatar

I miss Furry.

nodak.   where's the beef?'s avatar

yeah, same.

Raises Drank to the departed Wonkers.

your memories ARE a blessing.

Random's avatar

I'm working very hard to never forget them.

nodak.   where's the beef?'s avatar

I have a list.

johnnie from maui.

wannabe traveller

treg,

Stroke1

Gav.

furry.

badkittey.