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Matthew Hooper's avatar

Questions and complaints here.

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{tries to come up with something to complain about, momentarily stumped}

ETA: {remembers} Had trouble falling asleep, then Serendipity woke me up crying in the night! {sputters}

NotinTexasanymore's avatar

I'm having lunch at Rick's in Casablanca this Fall -- what is a good WWII nostalgic drink to order (and not too heavy)? Thanks!

Matthew Hooper's avatar

French. 75, hurt like they used to make at Harry’s New York Bar in Paris.

ciaobella's avatar

Hooper taking sexy cocktail photos like a friggin' cocktail influencer at this point.

NatalyaResists's avatar

This is very pretty and I bet the frangrance is lovely. We will be using this tonight : https://vosselections.com/product/myer-farm-kinderspiel-banana-bourbon-liqueur/ and attempt to replicate a drink we had near where it's distilled, adding rum, blackberry brandy and fresh lime juice. To sip while watching the UCONN women. Cheers!

Craig Nixon's avatar

Hot damn, this drink is sexii.

Even the shape of the glass is gettin me a little het up.

Of course, I just wrapped an increibly stressful & exhausting week, and came home sans adult beverages. Oof.

What A Debacle's avatar

Now we're talkin'!

LOVE Empress Indigo. So fun.

Campo Viejo! Haven't seen that for a while, we used to get that stuff for $8 bottle at our neighborhood grocery. Totally decent Cava.

Miss Grundy's avatar

What a lovely drink! But I will leave it to you, Mr. Hooper, to make it for me. It would be the perfect drink for a lazy evening.

Matthew Hooper's avatar

I mean, I’m a professional.

Miss Grundy's avatar

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Land Shark πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ's avatar

http://wonkzoom.com ... Tech Talk right now, standard WonkZoom at 6pm PDT/9pm EDT

Craig Nixon's avatar

Tech? I am scurred.

ziggywiggy's avatar

Can you recommend a good champagne in the $30-40 range? I have been thinking I need to have a bottle on hand for when the big event happens. But I have not bought wine or champagne in many, many years.

Thanks Hooper and that is a gorgeous drink, I am loving the colors.

ciaobella's avatar

I generally think that real champagne is usually a ripoff and you’re better off with, say, a bottle of decent Italian prosecco. Same pop, same bubbles.

Lucy Bea's avatar

Cremant d’Alsace is a lovely French bubbly that is not made in Champagne and is much more affordable than Champagne. If you are going for the real thing, I agree with all the recommendations for Veuve Clicqout. Let’s hope we have something to toast soon! πŸ₯‚

Majordomo Billy Bojangles's avatar

I like the crement, but its mouth-feel is a little different from champagne. More creamy, maybe a little heavier? Veuve Cliquot is also a good choice and available everywhere. French sparkling wines are not a bad choice by any means, after all they invented it, but as a native Californian I am biased toward the Napa/Carneros sparkling wines.

Domaine Chandon, Domaine Carneros, Mumms, and Schramsberg all have very respectable sparkling whites and bronze wines at a variety of price points.

Domaine Chandon Etoile is especially good, and right at your price point at $35.

I have several five year old bottles in the fridge waiting for a propititious occasion like the one Zig refers to.

My recommendation is to try a less expensive version of a vintage you're interested in, and see how you like it. If it grabs you, you can invest in a more expensive version of that ilk, and you'll have had a good time in the process.

helenasgarden's avatar

When I was in the midst of a divorce I decided to sample high end champagnes (ex was cheap cheap cheap) . Dom PΓ©rignon-meh. You can't go wrong with Veuve Clicquot Brut Champagne and my fave, Taittinger Brut RΓ©serve Champagne. Too expensive now in Canada, but perhaps not in the US. The safe bet is Veuve Clicquot.

Maureen's avatar

Veuve is wonderful. And I love that this was available during the time of Lincoln’s term in the White House.

Michael Bowen's avatar

It’s what Rick and Ilsa drank when they were in Paris.

helenasgarden's avatar

Wow. That is very cool and fitting.

Maureen's avatar

Veuve was served in the finest brothels in the D.C. area, during the time of the American Civil War. I worked for a real estate brokerage in a Midwestern state at the turn of the century; the broker in charge of the office I worked at hung with a group that called themselves the Champagne Cult. Veuve was sacramental (to them). I was given a bottle for Christmas one year. It is really good.

helenasgarden's avatar

What fabulous stories. Fascinating. Thank you.

TakingAmes's avatar

πŸ’― agreed. Dom isn’t worth the price. I like Veuve Clicquot and it’s right in that price range.

helenasgarden's avatar

Thanks. Perfect.

Stranger Than Friction's avatar

That cocktail is a thing of beauty and if I am ever down Medina way, I will go to your cocktail bar and order it! This cocktail is one for your book, for sure (IMHO).

Majordomo Billy Bojangles's avatar

Hooper now heads into molecular gastronomy territory.

pskbh's avatar

I'll never make this and I'll never be able to enjoy your making any cocktail for me. But I adore you and the Friday afternoon smiles you bring. Thank you Master Hooper.

Dirty Work's avatar

Both and neither.

I await.

Nancy Naive's avatar

Edible flowers? Lotus? Lead on Odysseus!

Courser's avatar

Oooh! I'm having my wedding for my family on May 1st, and I think I'll have this very cool drink as my signature drink! I just put a frother, sucrose esters, and an air stone bubbler into my Amazon (yeah, I know...) cart, and everything else seems doable in our hotel suite. We can make the honey syrup at home in advance.

Thanks so much for the timely drink suggestion! Any more pointers?

helenasgarden's avatar

So exciting! Mazel tov!

Matthew Hooper's avatar

Practice layering the gin on top of the drink. I use a bar spoon and pour slowly, with the spoon close to the cocktail.

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

It should work better than my College days of layering Tequila on top of beers and tacos

tehbaddr's avatar

"a $30 battery powered aquarium bubbler with a stone tip to generate the bubbles"

But does it impart that "fish tank taste"?

Nancy Naive's avatar

A used one, yes, if that’s what you’re after.

Prostate of Dorian Gray's avatar

Bubbler? I hardly know 'er.

Matthew Hooper's avatar

Thankfully, said bubbler has never been used for it’s intended purpose.

tehbaddr's avatar

Damn! You should consider including a drop of aquarium water for that hard to replicate taste!

Crystalclear12's avatar

I have a mental image of you holding a rolled up newspaper as you say that.

clairence's avatar

secret ingredient?

tehbaddr's avatar

In my book yes! Indispensable!

Bagels of Doom's avatar

Hooper, you outdid yourself with this one. The presentation has the aethereal, dreamy quality of a David Lynch movie. Stunning!

PixieThis68's avatar

Earlier, EyeQueue was asking about AI - well, I went one step into the rabbit hole, and kind of spent 10 minutes falling deeper into the AI universe. I had a document with my job responsibilities I was cleaning up and I thought - what if I ask AI to clean it up, but do it in a Cockney accent? Results - HIGH-larious. Even funnier - full Cockney Pub Rant. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time and I'm sending the results to my boss. So play with AI, experiment, but please don't take it too seriously :)

LoathsomeCowboy's avatar

Machine Pun Kelly‬

How come the people who (wrongly) say we are the only country that has birthright citizenship don't apply the same logic to universal healthcare?

Mysterysurf's avatar

Richard Thompson is 77 years old today. Here's a live version of "Shoot Out The Lights":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGWZGTrjabQ

Here's a solo version of his achingly beautiful song, "Devonside":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AeIsU2686Y

And just for fun, here's Richard performing "Oops, I Did It Again" on his 1000 Years Of Popular Music show:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4WGsMplGxU

Lizard's avatar
10mEdited

I'm going to see the Project Hail Mary movie this weekend!

...this is stupid but...it's the truth. I'm kind of afraid to see the movie. This has become a comfort book for me in the past year. It's supposed to be about a man saving mankind, but it's really about a man realizing why mankind is worth saving to begin with. As a surgeon, an intern...as awful as it is, sometimes that's hard to remember. I didn't even want to see the movie without a trusted recommendation. It's stupid, but this is the kind of movie that could make or break my faith in humanity. I am trying SO HARD, but after hours and hours of being yelled at, and castigated, and shouted it, it's....hard. I am trying. I need a story about why we do any of this.

I'm lucky enough that the school where I did my residency has a beautiful art gallery with a gorgeous (if ehtically dubious) collection on display. I wander through there at least every couple of weeks as a lost soul. Humanity can be so beautiful.

Land Shark πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ's avatar

As the spouse of an ICU nurse, I can relate. Those days during COVID and all the ignorant people involved (patients & leadership) really were trying. In the end, however, the doctors and nurses decided, through their actions, to do what needed to be done to save as many lives as they could. Front line medicine is not for the faint of heart. There's a level of courage there that few can imagine.

nodak.   988 if you need help.'s avatar

so, the (fuck the ) NYT is reporting that Dumb Corleone wants $152 million to reopen Alcatraz.

I say we go for it and then put as many of this administration as possible there and forget to make regular supply runs unless they are willing to pay for them.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

It's a National Park and has strong Native American ties, but whatever, Shitler.

paperlesstiger's avatar

I swear he is determined to repeat every mistake in history.

The Estivating Hibernian's avatar

Never met a terrible idea he didn't adore.

feralboy12's avatar

To be sporting about it, we could leave them some raincoats, glue, and an accordion.

Good luck, people.

Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

We can rename it "American Spandau"!

Beelzebub Griddlecake's avatar

Terrible location for ballet.

ciaobella's avatar

JD Vance, veep to Trump himself, says this, without any sense of awareness or irony: β€œone of the devil’s great tricks is to convince people he never existed.”

The real reason behind JD Vance’s demon talk

https://www.salon.com/2026/04/01/jd-vances-demon-talk-is-lame-youth-outreach/

nodak.   988 if you need help.'s avatar

there is no dumber christian than a born again one.

The Estivating Hibernian's avatar

Fuckin' Clive Staples Lewis.

Cheers Y'all's avatar

Nice times:

Y'all want to see a few fascinators I've been making for the stylish ladies going to the track for Derby? OK!

https://substack.com/profile/41005794-cheers-yall/note/c-237894473?r=oew9u&utm_source=notes-share-action&utm_medium=web

Beelzebub Griddlecake's avatar

What does a guy have to do to get impeached in this country? I think t-ball set the bar way too fucking low. Or high. I'm hungry and don't know where the damned bar is.

Enter Ranting's avatar

Maybe if Trump got a beej in the Oval Office from an intern…

Beelzebub Griddlecake's avatar

Would that be physically possible at this point?

nodak.   988 if you need help.'s avatar

down the street and across the road.

Third door on the left.

Enter Ranting's avatar

DOOOOOO EEEEEEEEET!!!

nodak.   988 if you need help.'s avatar

When is her due date??

He'll fire her the week before.

TootsStansbury πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Awwww, so sad to hear see…

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Jim Acosta on How You Know Trump Think He's In Trouble

Fast Politics w/ Molly Jong-Fast

(18min) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdEyWJSIhpo

BillEGoatSmile's avatar

Been in and out of the kitchen, but just walked back into the teevee room....and pretty sure that MSNBC just said that there is Polymarket betting on whether the downed and missing airman will be found/survives...

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

People have no respect

nodak.   988 if you need help.'s avatar

of course there is.

BillEGoatSmile's avatar

....aaaand they just reported that Polymarket 'took the post down'.

Nuke them from orbit. Just to be sure.

@#$%^&*()_)(*&^%$#$%^&*()_+

LoathsomeCowboy's avatar

Overheard on bsky:

Every Cybertruck has one guy driving with no one else inside. No family in the back seat, no smiling partner.

EyeQueue's avatar

I saw a blonde woman with a passel of kids get out of one here in Mesa, AZ.

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

I flipped one off just today!

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

I saw some guy bringing his Mom to Aldi in a Cybertruck.

AJ Milne's avatar

That has a sorta Warren Zevon thing going really.

Prostate of Dorian Gray's avatar

It is the perfect vehicle for performative masculinity.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

"When you go to a great cocktail bar like Hemingway’s, and you see β€œcocktail air” on the bar menu, you can explain it to your date with a knowledgeable smirk on your face."

and then they call you an insufferable twat and walk out

Anarchy Pony's avatar

Usually they call me that before there's ever a date...

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Date nerds who like autistic guys. It’s niche, but it’s a definite thing.

Cheers Y'all's avatar

Hemingway Days in Key West was always a fun week.

goCatgo's avatar

Well....um.....there is that.

JanuaryClaire's avatar

You know first hand, don't you?

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Did you hear my North Korean spy story? The tables were turned.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

I'm excellent at being insufferable, yes

AJ Milne's avatar

Sometimes around noon I think to myself I think I need to overhear someone muttering who the fuck does that prick think he is. Just to know I still have the range.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

"That fuck needs taking down a peg or two" also works

Mysterysurf's avatar

Time for the women's Final Four! UConn/South Carolina about to start, with Texas and UCLA in the nightcap.

Parakeetist's avatar

Oh yeah! Go Huskies. :)

Yopi's avatar

Hook 'em Horns.

Mysterysurf's avatar

I like their chances, but these are some tough matchups to be sure.