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Helena Handbag's avatar

oh my! I just made this with Diplomatico Venezuelan Rum and I added 1/4 tsp of simple syrup (other than that, followed the recipe exactly). Perfection!

Mollydarlin's avatar

Will you please tell me why Kahlua is very, very bad? I just bought my first bottle of it and started making White Russians, which I love!

UpstateNY Observer's avatar

Whatever that is, as tasty as it sounds, it is NOT a martini.

Nancy Naive's avatar

Rum? I’m beginning to get the distinct impression that in some quarters should you pour a stout in a flat inverted cone glass on a stem, it would magically become a martini.

Cryny's avatar

Whaaat? No eggnog?

John Thorstensen's avatar

A new thread appears to be up!

Cryny's avatar

“Fong was the only candidate who filed to run for the 32nd Assembly district seat.”

And he can’t hold both offices at once, right? So if he wants to run for Congress he obviously needs to drop out of the Assembly district race since he’ll win by default.

Resource NW's avatar

Ca SoS: Pick your lane

Rethugs: We want ALLLLLLL the road.

Primula Brandybuck's avatar

Quevin could not hand-pick a booger.

Snarkrates's avatar

You kidding? They are the only things blocking his brain from falling out.

Russell Jones's avatar

I think he should run for 20 or 30 more taxpayer-funded jerbs in the same election. If he wins more than one, he gets to pick the jerb he wants and appoint whoever he chooses to fill the other(s). It's only fair!

Biff52 vrag naroda's avatar

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Pope Buck I's avatar

Or he can just be ALL the officers! It worked for Pooh-Bah in "The Mikado"...

Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

I'm trying to get this out of my mind and onto video (Mrs. Toomush filmed it). We had a very weird day at the Minnesota Zoo last week. We were in their tropical section, and it seemed like I had long, uninterrupted, intimate conversations with both a giant lizard and a boxfish. The boxfish thing especially went on a long time. He followed me, just across the glass, a distance of more than thirty feet across the aquarium, stopping every time I stopped, and looking intently at me with distinct interest. It was all weird and encouraging/disconcerting...

Whale Chowder's avatar

It was just interested in the mackerel in your back pocket.

Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

It was weird like that, yeah...

Resource NW's avatar

If you were a boxfish in an aquarium and you had the chance to just fuck with someone, wouldn't you?

Thank You For Trying's avatar

I watched the new Indiana Jones last night. They used the power of deep fakes to make him look young and hot again at the beginning while the other people stayed the same age the whole time, which is a thing now I guess. 4/5 - will probably recommend.

Paulomatic's avatar

You just reminded me of one of the great stories of our times- Howard Waldrop's "Night of the Cooters."

https://substack.com/profile/671070-paulomatic/note/c-45935432?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=edsu

We all know the many tales of heroism and tragedy resulting from The Martian Invasion, this is the little-known story of the Martian landing craft that veered off course and crashed just outside of Pachuco, Texas. It's a hoot.

Crip Dyke's avatar

In queer women's community "cooter liqueur" is something quite different.

Raccoon of Vengeance's avatar

LOL. YES!

KayinLa's avatar

Happy Christmas Eve Eve from Miss Betty and me.

KayinLa's avatar

I tried to post a picture of Betty; it is in notes. My old lady kicked in and I didn't get it here. I need more coffee.

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Raccoon of Vengeance's avatar

And a joyous Boxing Day Eve Eve Eve to all those who celebrate.

Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

Just for the record - even though Hooper's cocktail is still the nominal topic, it's okay to stop drinking now, isn't it?...

Meccalopolis's avatar

It's like shampoo directions: rinse, repeat. How many times am I supposed to repeat?!?

Raccoon of Vengeance's avatar

No. You must power through. No regerts!

Babe Paley's avatar

I thought so, but had to look it up--Kate Moss would have been 9 in 1983, and she wasn't a model until 1990 or so, so it would have to have been someone else with the chocolate martini.

Renaissance Outlaw's avatar

Kate Moss would have been 9 in 1983

Glad she didn’t live in Matt Gaetz’s neighborhood

Meccalopolis's avatar

A Bic pen cap makes the best repair tool. Ask me how I know.

Biff52 vrag naroda's avatar

I fashioned a crank device from a bent paperclip.

Babe Paley's avatar

I have a t-shirt with a cassette tape on it that says "analog is warmer".

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

I got it. It took a minute though because I thought they were 3.5 floppies.

Jens TINGLEFF's avatar

3.5” Floppies? New fangled nonsense. There was one of these “choose the oldest disk type you have used” on LinkedIn, and it didn’t even reach back in time to 8” floppies - I did use those, but 5.25” were current when I was getting into computers.

Biff52 vrag naroda's avatar

My first rig was a Commodore VIC-20 with a cassette drive.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The US military had systems using 8" floppies as recently as 2017.

(The kid in "WarGames" had a more advanced system than the one he was hacking into.)

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

I was cutting edge, as a CAD operator, I had tapes!

John Thorstensen's avatar

Those weren't even invented when I was a child.

Renaissance Outlaw's avatar

I have that cartoon on a floppy disc

Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

Geez - I'm from the age of 45s'!...

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Same here. My parents had a stack of 78s, and a fancy "record player" that handled 78, 33, and 45 records. (Routine once they became "turntables", but at the time it was very high tech.)

Biff52 vrag naroda's avatar

There was also a 16 RPM speed that nobody I knew owned any discs that could be played at that speed. Made for some giggles under the influence of certain substances, though.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Ours was in a big cabinet that you could also store the records in.

John Thorstensen's avatar

We had a steam-powered Victrola.

InMyRoom's avatar

My grandparents had a Victrola. You wound it up and it played cylinder records. They only set it up a couple of times when I was a kid. The radio was on sometimes during the day and the TV was only used at night. Evening news through late news.

My grandfather had a fancy transiter radio with a leather cover so it wouldn't get damaged.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Coal-burning? Those made a mess of the ceilings after a while.

Never really caught on, but I can see them becoming popular in Texas.

Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

Sure - and we had to hold the needle in our left hand, while we spun the disc with our right. You wind-up folks had it easy!...

Resource NW's avatar

How did your fingerprints sound? You have to register the copyright on those, ya kno.

SkeptiKC's avatar

[blushes deeply]

WannabeWonk's avatar

I still have ave a boat load of Dead shows on cassette (I still have a box or two of blanks.) Wish I had a tape deck in my car.

Meccalopolis's avatar

Haven't seen Black Napkins in a while. Anybody?

John Thorstensen's avatar

I thought of them yesterday driving to the airport to pick up the kids -- FZ's "Black Napkins" was up in the rotation. That's a really wonderful piece of music.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

No, and wasn’t he having a health issue 🙁?

Meccalopolis's avatar

I seem to remember that but it was a while ago.