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Matthew Hooper's avatar

Working. Slow right now, that’ll change soon. Tell me what’s in your liquor cabinet, I’ll make a cocktail out of it.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Gotta love anything with that garage sale vibe and the spirit of jazz improvisation goosing the creation of ART all caps.

Sir_Fartz_Alot's avatar

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster = In a tall glass with ice combine 1/2 oz each gin, rum, vodka, tequila. +1 oz each of at least 4 different flavors of DeKuyper's fruit brandy (dealer's choice). Top off with orange juice and a splash of grenadine. For your own safety do not consume more than one of these.

Craig Nixon's avatar

This should come with an MSDS.

IncognitoTXusLibrul's avatar

In EU countries it does. Too bad it's written in Czech.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Honest question, what’s a good orange liqueur for a Rita?

Zyxomma's avatar

Aged tawny port, dry fino sherry, bourbon, Kingston 62 Jamaica gold rum, Japanese plum wine, Sauvignon blanc, Malbec, and from the fridge, Fever Tree tonic water and vegan heavy cream.

IncognitoTXusLibrul's avatar

I want to see how the heavy cream factors in, and especially how it doesn't curdle. Does vegan cream curdle?

Craig Nixon's avatar

All I've got is Steel Reserve, 8.0% Pilsner.

I don't think you're making a cocktail outta that.

IncognitoTXusLibrul's avatar

Throw in a splash of Coke and two limes and you've just invented a MilwaukieLibre.

Craig Nixon's avatar

The Coke part is scaring me a little.

IncognitoTXusLibrul's avatar

I get that, but authenticity demands it.

Goonemeritus's avatar

Like all good people I have grappa, chianti, and limoncello.

Left Coast Tom's avatar

I have a bottle of Raki, but while I love the smell the taste is a bit harsh so I've been using it for cooking. Almost gone at this point.

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

Question, is there such thing as an "Aunt Sandy shot of vodka?". Asking for a friend:https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JPjc1Bg6Fz8

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Olive oil, buffalo sauce, and orange juice.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Kombucha, José Cuervo, and that fancy lime juice that comes in a little plastic lime.

Craig Nixon's avatar

An Immodium spritz may help with this one too.

Tetman Callis's avatar

Planteray 3 Star, E&J V.S., Jameson Triple Distilled, and Mr. Black Coffee Liqueur.

Hirightnow's avatar

Nary a drop, but there's energy drinks, coffee, and sweet tea.

oblivias's avatar

400 Conejos mezcal, Cointreau, El Jimador silver (less than half an oz), Dos Amigos blanco and reposado, plenty of the latter and not much of the former. Wish I had the Joven Pechuga De Maguey Monte Lobos mezcal I just finished. I like it very much.

IncognitoTXusLibrul's avatar

Mezcal, gracias and muy bien!

Craig Nixon's avatar

You're too classy for the likes of me.

Left Coast Tom's avatar

1) Phraya 8 year "Elements" rum, 2) Kitron of Naxos, and 3) Jaxon Keyes "Cornerstone" Brandy.

Jamoche's avatar
2hEdited

Vodka, 2 kinds of pisco, gin, Sazerac, rum, Another Hendricks, tequila, cointreau, maraschino, St Germain, mezcal, Irish whiskey, brandy, grand marnier, Campari, bourbon, vermouth…

Much of which dates back to lockdown, because that’s what I chose as a new hobby.

Goin Green's avatar

I think alcoholism was a pretty popular hobby during the COVID era... but I can't really remember a lot of that period for some reason...

Skye Marthaler's avatar

Just picked up a bottle of VicBob's Apple Jack Brandy from a very small distillery in Davies, West Virginia. Batch #6, Bottle 70, 80 proof. Apple forward, smooth finish.

Noma Larkey's avatar

"Are you a vodka fan? Good news. Vodka goes with everything."

Yes I am and yes it does indeed!

IncognitoTXusLibrul's avatar

Except sobriety and probation.

Mr Mild - BlueVotingBastard💙's avatar

I don't really have enough in my cabinet right now, but I do have a question about bar etiquette.

Sometimes when I order a cocktail (I like Martinis and Manhattans) the server will pour what doesn't fit in the glass into a small tumbler, ice and all.

What the heck am I supposed to do with a watered down glass of ice and vodka? Pour it into the drink glass (makes a mess), drink vodka-flavored water from the glass, ignore it, tell the server, Thanks, but no thanks?

TIA.

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

Add more Vodka from a hip flask

You're welcome

punkindrublic's avatar

I saw today that ambulatory fart cloud Rudy Giuliani is using his recent health crisis with severe pneumonia to stall progress in the $10 million sexual harassment lawsuit he is facing. Every morning I wake up hoping that by noon Trump strokes out while sitting on the toilet and takes his long awaited dirt nap, but I want the opposite for Tooty. I'd love to see him lose every nickel he has for his sexual predation, then spend his last years confined to a bed, friendless and miserable, an orderly spooning mashed peas into his mouth for dinner every night, and with an overflowing diaper. I have no doubt he would wish far worse on me, so fuck that stinky ghoul.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

I want to live long enough to see him die.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

I get ads for my boyfriend Jon Ossoff on Instagram and I can see that he is getting some gray. He looks SO HANDSOME.

TerseNurse's avatar

wait, he's YOUR boyfriend?? I thought he was MY boyfriend! (and I'm straight!)

Pauly2coffees's avatar

Have you seen him with a beard? Swoon!

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

685 wounded in Iran with 18 dead is what ABC news is telling me.

Birb-General of the US's avatar

Is that our side or the other side?

Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

people, or the other thing?...

Prometheus59650's avatar

Oliver Larkin, FL DSA candidate challenging Jared Moskowitz for his seat calls Donald Trump a pedophile live on Fox news; Fox news can't flee the interview fast enough.

https://xcancel.com/OliverALarkin/status/2082927082133221530

lmurr's avatar

"Holy shit, go to commercial. GO TO COMMERCIAL!"

Russell Jones's avatar

lol "I could do this all day"

Dirty Work's avatar

For every 100 casualties in Iraq 8 were fatalities and that was with competent leadership and planning.

That shit ain’t mathin either.

Ginger Lumberjack's avatar

Has anyone tried donating to Black Girls Code? I tried to in honour of our friend and ran into a glitch.

abbienormal's avatar

Yes. I accidentally (maybe) made a recurring donation rather than one-time. I got immediate responses when I contacted them.

Ginger Lumberjack's avatar

I sent them an email but haven't heard back so I thought I'd ask here.

EyeQueue's avatar

I haven't tried yet. I got paid today so planned on doing it this weekend.

TerseNurse's avatar

i had no problem doing it, other than that I had to enter my own email to make it in honor of Gav

Ginger Lumberjack's avatar

That's the thing, it wanted a recipients name and email. I guess I should just put mine in but it didn't make sense.

Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

Got my small disposable income paycheck yesterday so I was going to this weekend.

JanuaryClaire's avatar

I was able to on my second attempt. The first time, something went wonky.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Hi Wonkets. Here is your evening Zelenskyy of a sort. That is a facial expression I would expect from someone talking to the molester of sofas. https://www.president.gov.ua/en/news/prezident-ukrayini-proviv-rozmovu-z-viceprezidentom-ssha-105657

Baconzgood's avatar

That Dire Strait's Video was an amazing technological video at the time.

But (Devo excluded), This is probably the best video ever made. Too bad Michael Jackson's personal life tainted his career.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sOnqjkJTMaA&list=RDsOnqjkJTMaA&start_radio=1&pp=ygUTVGhyaWxsZXIgZnVsbCB2aWRlb6AHAQ%3D%3D

I believe all us Gen-Xers can agree.

Shit...this is more of a short film than a video.

EyeQueue's avatar

Yes. I am a Gen Xer and I concur.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Fucking WOW! Watch this shit.

MeidasTouch

@meidastouch.com

Republican Senator Bernie Moreno was trying to act REAL tough just days ago. But when it came to defending his own daughter, his silence spoke volumes.

So he can swear and berate an 85 YO man but can't defend his daughter and grand daughter who were injured in an attack by his fellow congressman?

https://bsky.app/profile/meidastouch.com/post/3mrxvcy74zk2o

It'd be so easy to get banned here.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Republicans. Hate. Women.

Hirightnow's avatar

Republicans hate everybody, including themselves.

lmurr's avatar

He strikes me as abusive garbage just like his ex-son-in-law. They're probably buds.

Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

Tells you exactly what a piece of shit he is

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Well this sucks: I just got a call from my dad's wife to let me know that my dad is in the ICU, intubated and sedated. He passed out early this AM, she did compressions, and they took him to the hospital. He was just getting over a cold which turned out to be covid so it could be related to that or a blood clot in his leg may have come lose. During the afternoon he was trying to move his arms, which the docs say is a good sign. She is going to call me in the AM when she has more information. She said that they both have DNRs, I was aware, and she is going to be looking for his.

I feel calm and prepared, but this sucks.

Marlon Rando's avatar

Oh dear, sending hope and strength at maximum frequency with help from Li'l Feller and Lewis & Clark :).

Courser's avatar

I’m so sorry Diane and have fingers crossed that your dad makes a full recovery.

Craig Nixon's avatar

Oh shit.

Thinking of you - good vibes, mojo, all that shit.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Sorry to hear that. Hugs.

JanuaryClaire's avatar

Here’s hoping for good news! Cuddle with Termite. Doggo cuddles help.

Random's avatar

Hugs to you and yours at this most difficult time, Diane. <3

EyeQueue's avatar

I am so sorry, Diane. Sending you and your family strength. Wishing for all the best.

weejee's avatar

Sorry and sending hugs.

BosGrl's avatar

Oh, damn, Diane. Sending hugs and wishes for the best outcome.

Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

*hugs*

It does indeed suck.

TerseNurse's avatar

I am so so sorry.

Kid 'n Nipple-Play's avatar

Hope things turn out for the best.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Hooper. We're driving to Cleveland for the WonkMeet August 8th; can you make it? Here at the pied-à-nuage, we just got back from a walk with the dogs. Darling husband Meccalopolis found a lady (Laetiporus, usually called chicken of the woods); he's marinating a piece of it. We'll have grilled mushroom and grilled corn for dinner. I put the challah in a warm oven, ready for Shabbat on Zoom. Organic Malbec and vegan wholegrain challah for the win! Shabbat Shalom.

Mysterysurf's avatar

Except for a short stint in Roy Wood's Wizzard, Hugh McDowell, who was born today in 1953, was a cellist in Electric Light Orchestra from the band's inception up through 1980. From Wizzard's debut album here's "Bend Over Beethoven":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG79K8GJiug

Here's McDowell with ELO performing "Can't Get Her Out Of My Head":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boeZOAX_dwY

Hank Napkin's avatar

A COSTLY LOSS FOR SUB AQUEOUS COATINGS EVERYWHERE

Reflecting Pool scapegoat case implodes as DOJ humiliatingly backs down

Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

He doesn't have magic fingers?

Hank Napkin's avatar

I really don't think 80 years of sucking your own thumbs will lead to anything other than severe hand bruising.

PropellerVigo's avatar

They weren't able to prove that olympian guy destroyed the lining with trump's motorcade?

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Ron Filipkowski

@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social

Jeanine Pirro should be disbarred. It is absolutely indefensible and gross misconduct to rush through a criminal indictment for political reasons before an investigation has been completed, which resulted in false evidence being presented to a grand jury.

Garbageman's avatar

She won't be disbarred, but I wouldn't be surprised if she loses her job . . .

Like everything else, Trump won't let this go (especially since it's one of his vanity projects) and he'll be looking for a scapegoat . . .

Hey, I'm sure Fox News will welcome her back 🌚 . . .

Kid 'n Nipple-Play's avatar

Not only did she fuck up publicly, she did it while female. That's a paddling! Er, a firing!

Marlon Rando's avatar

She's a destructive and self-destructive person. Imagine being like that all the time. The gods will destroy her if she doesn't destroy herself first.

TerseNurse's avatar

counterpoint: she will live to 104, and be a perennial guest on Fox talk shows up into her high 80s

Marlon Rando's avatar

And do cameos from hospice.

TerseNurse's avatar

not on MY shift, gawddammit!

swmnguy's avatar

He's absolutely right. They violated every law governing prosecution, just to feed the media outrage machine, flatter Trump, and prove they can abuse our collapsing legal system to punish a bystander for...I don't know what exactly.

nodak.   5150 47's avatar

mostly Trump's entertainment.

Queen Méabh's avatar

Yeah, this is a long-standing pattern.

Tia Loca's avatar

Aggravated water touching?

EyeQueue's avatar

That water was asking for it!

TerseNurse's avatar

if she gets disbarred, does she still have to pay her bar tab?

Marlon Rando's avatar

She'll never want.