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Lefty Proud's avatar

I have to vent. Mr lefty an I have been talking a while about getting a ranch house, mostly due to my health issues. We found one in our city, perfect for us, and jumped at it. Our house went on the market last week, only had 1 showing and I am freaking out. Won't have an open house until NEXT week, and we are closing on the new house next week. I texted our real estate agent asking if we are priced too high. When we started this process, it did not seem too risky -- Every time we looked at a property it was gone in a day. Now, it looks like we are fucked.

Birb-General of the US's avatar

When I heard there was a nationwide ground stop, I thought maybe there was a drone attack or something, but it's just an effing failed AI implementation. Sheesh.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

ARTCC does all the flight planing, filing, and routing in the US airspace. ALL of it.

Anarchy Pony's avatar

Sounds like FAA was supposed to be rolling out some new, probably AI based, system today. And would you guess that it probably isn't fucking working?

"M"'s avatar

With all this chaos on the airplane ✈ ground in advance of the Holidaze

I forgot is was Friday - so *I* am going to offer a rousing round of "JD - HABIBI" The Remix

https://youtu.be/u6oS8yMHa-U?is=NFUibcEzYtCrPsRG

(and I am working on the "money out of politics - money in your pocket" choreo as we speak 😊)

Tetman Callis's avatar

Today's Hour of Happiness is brought to me by a triple Jameson, with a splash of water (I do like a Smith and Cross, but I have none hereabouts).

I raise my glass in toast to Skepti and take my first sip in remembrance of our lost friend.

Pliny the Younger's avatar

Here's a little essay I wrote about the many ways faith communities offered their support to the people in response to Operation Metro Surge. I get a little preachy toward the end; I hope you don't mind. Anyway, stay for the potluck!

https://substack.com/profile/155980809-pliny-the-younger/note/c-386411090?

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

I’m pretty sure if Iranian hackers caused yesterday/today’s Microsoft outage and today’s ATC systems outage, our very competent federal government would quickly notify us.

Menotsure's avatar

The delays resulting from having planes on the ground, some at airports that were not their original destinations, will be immense as flights have be rescheduled and prioritized. There are reports that even moving the first to go will be six to seven hours. There will be, at most airports, more planes than gates exist so I expect that many will be trapped on board for the lack of any place to deplane.

Lucy Bea's avatar

What a nightmare.

Snarfyguy's avatar

"Flights halted at airports across US due to air traffic control communications problems"

I know what it says, but I don't know what it means.

Gern Blansten's avatar

"Hello? Is this the plane to whom I'm speaking?"

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

The air traffic control system is FUBAR. Appears to be total collapse.

Snarfyguy's avatar

Well that's kind of terrifying.

Menotsure's avatar

That's the goal.

Oy!'s avatar

"Ground Stop" as distinct from what, an "Air Stop"?

Antifa Commander's avatar

Because if you stop in the air, you're gonna stop at the ground.

The Wanderer's avatar

See planes perched on top of clouds, playing cards as they wait.

Kay Ducky, axing nicely's avatar

Air stop is more impactful.

Gern Blansten's avatar

Ooo let's hope not!

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

El-Sayed suggested calling Medicare for All, Trumpcare. It’s cool though. I’m sure if Schumer suggested that, everyone would be very cool with that.

MRK's avatar

It's clear from the complete quote of what he said that meant that as a way to trick Trump. Which wouldn't work, but he wasn't being entirely serious. I don't see Schumer have that kind of sense of humor, but if he did I think most people here would see it for what it was.

Kateorite's avatar

Will the FAA fuckery impact the vote in AK?

EyeQueue's avatar

After the stuff I've recently read, this makes me a bit nervous.

MRK's avatar

What? Why would it?

SFNY's avatar

Alaska's mail-in ballots are due today.

Much of the postal service in Alaska is via air.

MRK's avatar

Thank you.

This is what I meant. I didn't know there were still some ballots out there.

Meccalopolis's avatar

Some places are only reachable by air, but that is usually small GA aircraft not commercial.

MRK's avatar

Sure, but they already have the ballots. The reason we don't have a firm result there yet is because it's a close election and they use ranked choice, which means counting is more complicated. The ballots are already in, there's no need to fly them anywhere.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

We're talking republican dumbshit fuckery, so ... they'll try?

MRK's avatar

I mean more fundamentally. I don't see the connection at all here.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Friday the 13th snark mode. At this point, ANYTHING is possible.

GrandParadeOfLifelessPackaging's avatar

Major hubs look like they're playing a game of pick-up sticks.