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If you think you can get away with inspiring someone else to do the legwork and look in the archives and on the request list, all I can say is you should try that shit amongst people who don’t excel at pulling that themselves.
Ted d bahr: “oh, but I don’t know where it is, and it’s so, so very haaaaaard!”
Two cocktails Miranda Priestly would drink -- and, because she & Ms Viola were so magnificent in Doubt -- the original Devil Wears Prada and the Woman King
!
1. The Sophisticated "Vanilla Bean" Martini
This is a refined, less sugary take on the popular espresso martini or dessert cocktail. It’s clean, visually striking, and looks right at home at a post-premiere dinner.
2 oz Vanilla Vodka
1/2 oz Dry Vermouth
2 dashes Orange Bitters
Garnish: A single long vanilla bean pod or a thin twist of orange zest.
Instructions: Stir the ingredients in a mixing glass with plenty of ice (stirring keeps the drink crystal clear and silky). Strain into a chilled coupe or martini glass.
2. The White Linen Pear Sparkler
This cocktail is refreshing and sophisticated, utilizing the warmth of vanilla to ground the bright fruit notes.
1 1/2 oz Vanilla Vodka
1 oz Pear Nectar or Clear Pear Juice
1/2 oz Fresh Lemon Juice
Top with: Brut Champagne or Sparkling Mineral Water
Garnish: A thin slice of Bosc pear.
Instructions: Shake the vodka, pear nectar, and lemon juice with ice. Strain into a tall flute or wine glass and top with the bubbles.
Is it okay to make a punch bowl 🥣 of these and a punchbowl of Aperol Spritzes if you have ladies who lunch who like their decorative bowls and who like "a choice"
' Plans for Australia's first Trump Tower scrapped due to 'toxic' brand, developer says '
Gold Coast Mayor Tom Tate blamed... the deal's collapse on negotiations over profit margins.
"The Trump Organization wants a lot more for their brand on the funding side of things, to operate it and the percentage of return," Tate told the Australian Broadcasting Corporation.
The project has divided locals, with a petition against the development attracting more than 120,000 signatures, while another petition supporting the deal had about 3,600 signatures, according to local media.
[You wanna impress the locals, put up a 110 story VB beer tap.]
Whether that originated with him or with his handlers, that’s an especially creative way of presenting the Dark Men are Coming for Your Women falsehood. Almost as good as the campaign accusation of transition surgery for prisoners, which was obviously targeting racist paranoia. (Is there a movie meme of a Black man in drag being in the sex work field? The only film that comes to mind is Risky Business.)
Many people become FOMO victims of fraud investment schemes, high pressure Ai salesmen and cult missionaries promising eternal life in the hereafter.
But there is also the FOMO where a person browsing thrift store bookshelves wonders if they are missing out as they watch fellow thrifters using bar code scanners to spot great bargain books that can resold on e-bay for profitable shipping charges.
But I ain't reselling books and I ain't gonna sweat it. I'll just keep browsing and leave it up to the random chaos of this insane timeline to put good stuff in my path.
Last weekend I had stopped to check out a book with the title *Kingdom Of The Cults*. At first I made a mistake thinking it was part of that whole universe of Game of Thrones books because the author was named Walter Martin. I found out how wrong I was almost immediately. KOTC is a reference book by an American Baptist pastor and loudmouth critic of AOT;K cults. Normally I would put it right back on the shelf but the back cover mentioned some interesting cults so I opened the book to read a bit more. Boy Howdy! When it comes to denouncing cults in general I do not think anyone does it better than a Baptist bible scholar with a chip on their shoulder! Pastor Martin does not set me on the path to baptist salvation with his biblical exegesis. But the chapters describing the psychology of cults, deprogramming and the history of the individual sects Walter Martin finds the most erroneous are REALLY informative. The guy makes a point of bringing all the receipts! So for $3 I decided to buy it. Why not?
I had put the book in my basket when I spotted one of those bar code scanning resellers watching me. He inquired how committed I was to buying the book. If I was tepid about it would I consider letting him have it?
"I can't keep that one on the warehouse shelf. The christian kooks love it but so do the atheists and the agnostics! Look how big it is! I clean up on my S&H charges!"
I told him that I would probably be donating the book back to the thrift store sometime in the next year or two and wished him luck at his next chance at finding it.
Pastor Martin would probably be disappointed with my failure to buy a new copy of his book. But he would denounce my embrace of chaos theory.
Trump Media Lost More Than $400 Million Last Quarter – While Notching Paltry Sales Figure
Truth Social’s parent company, Trump Media and Technology Group, lost more than $400 million last quarter and brought in less than $1 million in sales, according to a Friday press release from the company.
The company reported $871,200 in revenue during the first three months of 2026, a modest increase from the same period a year earlier, alongside a $405.9 million net loss and a $387.8 million adjusted EBITDA (earnings before interest, taxes, depreciation, and amortization) loss.
If they had only been "fooled" once I would say, yeah maybe but they voted for that asshole THREE FUCKING TIMES. NOPE. No forgiveness from this quarter.
They took all the red flags and turned them into virtues. That they went along with these mental gymnastics without questioning a single thing once, that they showed their depravity, their cruelty, and their disregard for others continuously until the cracks in the facade were too glaring to ignore is all I need and more than I ever wanted to know about this crowd.
They don't like that they're not being hailed as the knights in shining armor and instead being called out for the shitheads they are. From both sides, I might add, which makes this really funny.
NOPE. They want to "fix" what they did, GOOD but don't expect me to EVER trust them. They can form their own party and CHANGE what they did. Also, They will just vote for the next "reasonable" repuke anyway so NOPE. They can fuck all the way off and then FUCK OFF some more.
Without any thinking, they tend to vote for the next useful idiot who comes along. Somebody who will tell them what they want to hear. Reality and evidence be damned.
Aight, tomorrow is the single biggest holiday on our family calendar - MOTHER'S DAY (matriarchy much?)! Relatives have/are coming in from all over the state and outside for the annual barbecue at my uncle's lake camp. My maniac brother and his fiance are staying with us for the weekend, per usual.
So, before I go, here's a little something for y'all to leaf through in case y'all get bored...
""NEW: We used facial recognition to identify more than 400 people who appear in photos from the Epstein Files and mapped out their connections. 170 of them haven’t previously been reported on in connection with Epstein. Explore the data with our new website!"
Truth matters. In a revealing television segment, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez stated an economic reality that corporate media rarely allows into mainstream discourse: billionaire wealth is largely unearned. The commentary challenged the mythology surrounding extreme wealth accumulation and exposed how billionaires often profit not through individual brilliance alone, but through public investments, labor exploitation, market manipulation, and systems designed to funnel wealth upward. Katy Tur’s reaction appeared awkward and uncertain, reflecting the discomfort the establishment media often displays when foundational assumptions about capitalism are questioned publicly.
Charitable giving by ultra-rich elites does not replace democratic decision-making. Instead, the segment asserted that workers, taxpayers, engineers, educators, and government-funded researchers collectively create the wealth that billionaires later claim as personal achievement.
Thus showing the lie in their claim that they are for clean air and water, but just don't want the EPA to overstep in the name of the climate change 'hoax'.
I heard that the coordinates were more precise- Putie's seat on the reviewing stand is safe but the other dignitaries and the parade itself are still valid targets.
I still think that if Hillary had been elected in 2016, Pootie wouldn’t have had the nerve to launch his full scale assault. He might even be gone by now.
Susan Saranwrap: ‘Hillary’s a dangerous hawk. She’ll get us into war!’ Fucking asshole. Never forget.
Busy busy busy questions here.
Who wrote the Book of Love?
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I love everyone here but if I saw you in person I would definitely sing R.E.M.’s “Stand” @ you, for that.
Now face West.
ABC did.
Can you play Freebird, like really loud? I'll tip you a dollar"
The request heard by every band that has ever performed in the South
the song almost does the burritos justice.
No.
Would it help if I sing along?
No.
😄😄
*throws furniture*
Bootleg St. Germain is my favourite brass section led Terrorvison tribute act.
Bootleg St Germain when the car boot's open
Bootleg St Germain my mate bought online
Your mother smells of elderberries!!
*insert monty python gif*
I will trade you a movie request for a drink recipe!
Specifically with vanilla vodka.
A Wonkette crossover event.
Bagdad Cafe
We did it already.
Hey, I don't think we ever did Outland did we?
If you think you can get away with inspiring someone else to do the legwork and look in the archives and on the request list, all I can say is you should try that shit amongst people who don’t excel at pulling that themselves.
Ted d bahr: “oh, but I don’t know where it is, and it’s so, so very haaaaaard!”
I would never say anything like that. I'd straight up say "I can't be arsed to look"!
OK, goddamnit, I caved.
Outlook has not been shown, nor is it in the database of requests.
And you are on your own from here on out in this matter. Thank you for your attention to it.
Outland. Sean Connery. I thought we might have done it?
Trusting that curiosity will do your work. That one of us will start to wonder, “well now, I wonder… “
What?! Ziggy's working for hooch?!
Oh shit, I didn't know you're accepting bribes for movie requests, hmmm!
I hope this is open to everybody, lol
Two cocktails Miranda Priestly would drink -- and, because she & Ms Viola were so magnificent in Doubt -- the original Devil Wears Prada and the Woman King
!
1. The Sophisticated "Vanilla Bean" Martini
This is a refined, less sugary take on the popular espresso martini or dessert cocktail. It’s clean, visually striking, and looks right at home at a post-premiere dinner.
2 oz Vanilla Vodka
1/2 oz Dry Vermouth
2 dashes Orange Bitters
Garnish: A single long vanilla bean pod or a thin twist of orange zest.
Instructions: Stir the ingredients in a mixing glass with plenty of ice (stirring keeps the drink crystal clear and silky). Strain into a chilled coupe or martini glass.
2. The White Linen Pear Sparkler
This cocktail is refreshing and sophisticated, utilizing the warmth of vanilla to ground the bright fruit notes.
1 1/2 oz Vanilla Vodka
1 oz Pear Nectar or Clear Pear Juice
1/2 oz Fresh Lemon Juice
Top with: Brut Champagne or Sparkling Mineral Water
Garnish: A thin slice of Bosc pear.
Instructions: Shake the vodka, pear nectar, and lemon juice with ice. Strain into a tall flute or wine glass and top with the bubbles.
Did we already do Pricilla Queen of the Desert?
OK- what about the original Tremors?
The trade is a cocktail 🍸 recipe for a movie suggestion 😋
No cheating, lol
I don't think we've done 'M' .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCjc_OllHdE
Yes to both.
How about the original "Diabolique" for October - not the poor imitation one with Sharon Stone.
Alas, there is no bribe here - probably something about mailing cannabis across state lines.
Well. Shit.
Lost Boys? Michael Keaton's Batman? :P
https://youtu.be/-aL7x3ESiUw?si=n1quQCxCtT_tXmSe
I second Lost Boys!
Dark City? Solaris? Stalker? :P
A Crisis War on Infinite Canned Clams!
I didn't realize that St-Germain was so young. Was there a particular drink which made it popular?
No, it was our friend Helen. Blame her.
Helen Mirren’s celebrity sponsorship did help a lot,
That’s the wrong Helen. And not the Ms’s late Aunt Helen either.
Is it okay to make a punch bowl 🥣 of these and a punchbowl of Aperol Spritzes if you have ladies who lunch who like their decorative bowls and who like "a choice"
?
You could mix the ingredients in a 5 gallon soda keg and dispense through a tap. That would keep the fizz.
Thank you!
I’ve run Aperol spritz stations at the country club before. I’m not convinced that the champagne and soda water will hold their fizz well in a bowl.
Thank you for that tip, MixMaster
(yeeeeeees!)
😁
Thank you
My brunching ladies are very picky and it is Mothers Day weekend
Noice time, mates!
' Plans for Australia's first Trump Tower scrapped due to 'toxic' brand, developer says '
Gold Coast Mayor Tom Tate blamed... the deal's collapse on negotiations over profit margins.
"The Trump Organization wants a lot more for their brand on the funding side of things, to operate it and the percentage of return," Tate told the Australian Broadcasting Corporation.
The project has divided locals, with a petition against the development attracting more than 120,000 signatures, while another petition supporting the deal had about 3,600 signatures, according to local media.
[You wanna impress the locals, put up a 110 story VB beer tap.]
Trump, with no evidence, claims Congo sent prisoners to US border with Mexico
https://www.politico.com/news/2026/05/08/trump-with-no-evidence-claims-congo-sent-prisoners-to-us-border-with-mexico-00912412
He is a vindictive racist psychopath.
A turd, by any other name, would smell as foul.
Whether that originated with him or with his handlers, that’s an especially creative way of presenting the Dark Men are Coming for Your Women falsehood. Almost as good as the campaign accusation of transition surgery for prisoners, which was obviously targeting racist paranoia. (Is there a movie meme of a Black man in drag being in the sex work field? The only film that comes to mind is Risky Business.)
When I remember the brief career of the USFL, and how significant Trump was to its demise, I just hope the US doesn’t end up like that league.
We just need to make sure he doesn't force us to compete with a more powerful version of what we're doing.
Many people become FOMO victims of fraud investment schemes, high pressure Ai salesmen and cult missionaries promising eternal life in the hereafter.
But there is also the FOMO where a person browsing thrift store bookshelves wonders if they are missing out as they watch fellow thrifters using bar code scanners to spot great bargain books that can resold on e-bay for profitable shipping charges.
But I ain't reselling books and I ain't gonna sweat it. I'll just keep browsing and leave it up to the random chaos of this insane timeline to put good stuff in my path.
Last weekend I had stopped to check out a book with the title *Kingdom Of The Cults*. At first I made a mistake thinking it was part of that whole universe of Game of Thrones books because the author was named Walter Martin. I found out how wrong I was almost immediately. KOTC is a reference book by an American Baptist pastor and loudmouth critic of AOT;K cults. Normally I would put it right back on the shelf but the back cover mentioned some interesting cults so I opened the book to read a bit more. Boy Howdy! When it comes to denouncing cults in general I do not think anyone does it better than a Baptist bible scholar with a chip on their shoulder! Pastor Martin does not set me on the path to baptist salvation with his biblical exegesis. But the chapters describing the psychology of cults, deprogramming and the history of the individual sects Walter Martin finds the most erroneous are REALLY informative. The guy makes a point of bringing all the receipts! So for $3 I decided to buy it. Why not?
I had put the book in my basket when I spotted one of those bar code scanning resellers watching me. He inquired how committed I was to buying the book. If I was tepid about it would I consider letting him have it?
"I can't keep that one on the warehouse shelf. The christian kooks love it but so do the atheists and the agnostics! Look how big it is! I clean up on my S&H charges!"
I told him that I would probably be donating the book back to the thrift store sometime in the next year or two and wished him luck at his next chance at finding it.
Pastor Martin would probably be disappointed with my failure to buy a new copy of his book. But he would denounce my embrace of chaos theory.
I have FOWSA: Fear of witnessing something aweful.
Just think of it like this: you have already witnessed the MOST Awful Thing imaginable; the presidency of an absolute criminal.
Now you can look forward to the most wonderful thing imaginable; his eventual funeral.
Feel better?
We will all be long gone and he will still be going strong - they will Save his Brain
Stored in a thimble.
I don't know. We had Pestilence during Trump 1.0, now we are getting War during 2.0. Looking forward to Famine. What's the 4th one?
oh, death on a pale horse I think
https://substack.com/profile/2048134-the-blessed-reverend/note/c-256271165?r=17wcm&utm_source=notes-share-action&utm_medium=web
I have weed now. The most wonderful thing imaginable is the next puff. AND SOME POTATOE CHIPS!!!
Dan Quayle brand Potatoe Chips®️©️™️.
"They'll be gone before you know it!"
Hell; now I need to load a morning bowl.
Having all the earmarks of a Trump business,
Trump Media Lost More Than $400 Million Last Quarter – While Notching Paltry Sales Figure
Truth Social’s parent company, Trump Media and Technology Group, lost more than $400 million last quarter and brought in less than $1 million in sales, according to a Friday press release from the company.
The company reported $871,200 in revenue during the first three months of 2026, a modest increase from the same period a year earlier, alongside a $405.9 million net loss and a $387.8 million adjusted EBITDA (earnings before interest, taxes, depreciation, and amortization) loss.
https://www.mediaite.com/media/news/trump-media-lost-more-than-400-million-last-quarter-while-notching-paltry-sales-figure/
And these people preach about running the feral gummint as a business.
And that’s what they’re doing.
It's working out great. Best for the worst wealth parasites.
He doesn't care, he'll just take himself more billions from our tax money
I keep seeing crying MAGA weirdos on the internet saying that they have "principles" now.
I also have *the* song for them.
Main Source - Fakin' The Funk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMeqyLDs1u4
They misspelled “pimples.”
Frank Zappa's "Broken Hearts Are For Assholes" is good for them too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OzuIjSJSkQ&list=RD-OzuIjSJSkQ&start_radio=1
"whiskers sticking out of your pancake make-up" - A man who saw the future.
Even if they do, their principles are stupid, or they themselves are too stupid or weak to actually live them.
It's also curious that they discover those "principles" the second shit starts going south.
Yeah, fuck em.
If they had only been "fooled" once I would say, yeah maybe but they voted for that asshole THREE FUCKING TIMES. NOPE. No forgiveness from this quarter.
They took all the red flags and turned them into virtues. That they went along with these mental gymnastics without questioning a single thing once, that they showed their depravity, their cruelty, and their disregard for others continuously until the cracks in the facade were too glaring to ignore is all I need and more than I ever wanted to know about this crowd.
Looming FO & they grow morals.
Yep. Let's see, how did that work out for Mussolini in the end?
🤔..😕..😨..😱...😵!
Juggling deceit and distractions is SOP for these petulant pricks.
They don't like that they're not being hailed as the knights in shining armor and instead being called out for the shitheads they are. From both sides, I might add, which makes this really funny.
Principle #1: Be an egregious hypocrite.
Principle #2: See principle #1
NOPE. They want to "fix" what they did, GOOD but don't expect me to EVER trust them. They can form their own party and CHANGE what they did. Also, They will just vote for the next "reasonable" repuke anyway so NOPE. They can fuck all the way off and then FUCK OFF some more.
I'm sorry, but they don't want to fix anything. What they want is redemption without penance.
Exactly.
Without any thinking, they tend to vote for the next useful idiot who comes along. Somebody who will tell them what they want to hear. Reality and evidence be damned.
THIS!!!
I just saw the most amazing view out on a bike ride. It was worth riding into the brutal wind.
https://substack.com/@dawnserenade930793/note/c-256246898?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=2lkjbp
Beautiful! Worth it!
That is an utterly breathtaking view!
And to think I almost canceled the ride.
When we drove 101 from LA to SF the standard saying, repeated multiple times a day was “Oh look, another fucking scenic view”.
I have to say, I definitely love where I live!
It is gorgeous
Nice! Where is this?
Dingle Peninsula, Ireland
Lovely, Lady Vorpal and I are off to Ireland in 3 weeks... will keep a lookout for these scenic views
Ah! I've been there, didn't recognize it, thanks for letting us know.
This is on the Slea Head drive if that rings any bells.
Beautiful
WOW! That's a gorgeous view!
Aight, tomorrow is the single biggest holiday on our family calendar - MOTHER'S DAY (matriarchy much?)! Relatives have/are coming in from all over the state and outside for the annual barbecue at my uncle's lake camp. My maniac brother and his fiance are staying with us for the weekend, per usual.
So, before I go, here's a little something for y'all to leaf through in case y'all get bored...
""NEW: We used facial recognition to identify more than 400 people who appear in photos from the Epstein Files and mapped out their connections. 170 of them haven’t previously been reported on in connection with Epstein. Explore the data with our new website!"
https://bsky.app/profile/decoherence.media/post/3ml6on2iiy22a
Just.....Wow!...
"AOC Exposes the Billionaire Myth as Katy Tur’s Awkward Reaction Sparks Debate
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2026/5/9/800036063/community/aoc-exposes-billionaire-myths-as-les-leopold-reveals-why-workers-abandoned-democrats/
Truth matters. In a revealing television segment, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez stated an economic reality that corporate media rarely allows into mainstream discourse: billionaire wealth is largely unearned. The commentary challenged the mythology surrounding extreme wealth accumulation and exposed how billionaires often profit not through individual brilliance alone, but through public investments, labor exploitation, market manipulation, and systems designed to funnel wealth upward. Katy Tur’s reaction appeared awkward and uncertain, reflecting the discomfort the establishment media often displays when foundational assumptions about capitalism are questioned publicly.
Charitable giving by ultra-rich elites does not replace democratic decision-making. Instead, the segment asserted that workers, taxpayers, engineers, educators, and government-funded researchers collectively create the wealth that billionaires later claim as personal achievement.
Billionaires are (generally speaking) nothing more than engorged parasites. Parasites that grievously harm their host.
Parasites engorged on hypocrisy.
And your wealth.
Guillotine.gif
The t-shirt I've been waiting for finally arrived yesterday. It pictures a guillotine and reads, "A Platform for Fascists".
I am in a decidedly revolutionary war mood as if late.
We all are.
Modern day version.
https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!x4Om!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fmedia_upload%2Fcomment%2F6fc7e3b3-6f04-4a40-a5cf-04d790650d73%2F6c64dc6e-05bd-4d4e-9bfe-32b6eac66f44.jpeg
LOL
"Iryna Zarutska’s Accused Killer Deemed Incompetent to Stand Trial, But Trump Admin Vows Federal Death Penalty Case Will NOT Be Dismissed"
"This man has a favorite child and it's not the human one sitting behind him. c. 1969"
https://bsky.app/profile/catsofyore.bsky.social/post/3mkzzsrxyhc2c
Brane Klezmer Timme!! Taken just now: Simba helping me with my AM rituals. He's purring loudly here.
https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!tRVa!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fmedia_upload%2Fcomment%2F32fb9223-68dc-4e33-a29a-019926992de0%2F2551b477-d0b6-4c4a-9795-41024e6ae8a1.jpeg
Simba!
The Republican War on America continues unchecked.
𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽 𝗘𝘅𝗲𝗺𝗽𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗦𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗡𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻’𝘀 𝗕𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗣𝗼𝗹𝗹𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗔𝗶𝗿 𝗤𝘂𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝗥𝘂𝗹𝗲𝘀. 𝗔𝗹𝗹 𝗜𝘁 𝗧𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗪𝗮𝘀 𝗮𝗻 𝗘𝗺𝗮𝗶𝗹.
https://www.propublica.org/article/clean-air-act-exemptions-trump-emails
Thus showing the lie in their claim that they are for clean air and water, but just don't want the EPA to overstep in the name of the climate change 'hoax'.
Freeing job creators from business killing regulations!
Freeing job creators from healthy, living employees!
We all need to send them a letter prohibiting them from doing this, authorized by the power of our lungs...
...fists, feet, etc.
May their own poisons kill them.
Unfortunately none of them live anywhere near where they pollute. That's reserved for low income people. GOD, I AM SO FUCKING PISSED OFF!!!
Those monsters must NOT be denied the debilitating agonies they have coming to them.
Instead of a guillotine, maybe a handy jet engine.
VOTE! Nothing changes if we don't win.
have you seen the progress at the reflecting pool by Trump's 'pool guy' (spoiler, he's not a pool guy). Looks like shit.
https://bsky.app/profile/stantaknows.bsky.social/post/3mlgdx4zucc2n
I won't be surprised to learn they fucked it up by driving on it.
Are they using crayons?
If the want something painted blue, Tobias Fünke is your man.
Trump lied and said it was a guy who had done swimming pools for him. And that's what it's going to look like when it's done.
The entire administration and everything it produces is half-assed.
Seriously, did the dude just go to Home Depot and fill his pickup truck with cans of blue paint?
Typical tacky Trump crap.
I'm only surprised he didn't have it painted gold.
And who gave him permission to do that? Oh, I forgot, he IS the government. I think there's a name for that.
The Trump Enshittification continues.
It's going to cost 5 times as much to clean the blue paint off.
Rollers?...
Inferior Desecrator
🤬
That looks unequivocally awful.
Oh, Volodymyr, you kidder!
"Zelensky issued an official presidential decree authorizing Russia to hold its Victory Day parade in Moscow tomorrow.
He included the exact coordinates of Red Square. That's it.
A+ trolling."
https://bsky.app/profile/philoof.bsky.social/post/3mlf34ldt7c2m
I heard that the coordinates were more precise- Putie's seat on the reviewing stand is safe but the other dignitaries and the parade itself are still valid targets.
Seems like a generous deal to me.
I wish we had a smart, not evil president.
I still think that if Hillary had been elected in 2016, Pootie wouldn’t have had the nerve to launch his full scale assault. He might even be gone by now.
Susan Saranwrap: ‘Hillary’s a dangerous hawk. She’ll get us into war!’ Fucking asshole. Never forget.
I agree with you WHOLEHEARTEDLY!
I see all of these Ukrainian ploys as useful tips for our coming civil war here in America.
https://bsky.app/profile/groguspeak.bsky.social/post/3mlejzyowik2v
I’ve been reading that the natives are finally getting restless and Putin is in full paranoia mode (even worse than his usual).
Good.
"When," not "if".
Lookin' at YOU, Stinky.