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Matthew Hooper's avatar

Busy questions go.

MsAnthropic's avatar

Ancho chile liqueur? Commercial or homemade?

tehbaddr's avatar

All the drinks huh, can we skip the eloquence and airs, just pour the ingredients into a lined garbage can for some wapatoolie?

AJ Milne's avatar

Coincidentally as I opened your post, was having a margarita. Been a bit of a week, and have errands very late; thought I’d sneak one in after work.

… specifically: having the ‘Morenita’ at a place near mine run by a family from El Salvador. They do a variety of cool margaritas. This one: reposado, dry curaçao, tamarind, tajín rim.

Nancy Naive's avatar

And deadly… but tonight, necessary.

abbienormal's avatar

What's the purple one?

Nancy Naive's avatar

The midnight margarita

El Bastardo's avatar

What's that other shit you bartenders like, to keep the riff raff away?

Bird on the label. Tastes like a minty kilt.

Nancy Naive's avatar

That would be a Michael Finn.

OneYieldRegular's avatar

There's a very fun novel about it, James Hamilton's "Cooking With Fernet Branca" - the first of a trilogy.

Smoke O'Possum's avatar

Questions, eh?

Do you want to take a shot of Malort?

El Bastardo's avatar

Allow me to suggest a Red Bastard (a cousin to the Moscow Mule):

Vodka (I prefer Tito's), soda, lime, splash of ginger beer, dash of Peychaud's bitters.

El Bastardo's avatar

It's delicious. I'm finishing one now, and about to pour another.

paperlesstiger's avatar

A massive political confrontation is unfolding in Warsaw tonight, plunging Poland into a constitutional crisis.

𝗣𝗼𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗲 𝘀𝗲𝗰𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝗣𝗼𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗱’𝘀 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗶𝘁𝘂𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗧𝗿𝗶𝗯𝘂𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗮𝘀 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝘁𝗲𝘀𝘁𝘀 𝗲𝗿𝘂𝗽𝘁 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘁 𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗲𝗳’𝘀 𝘀𝘂𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻

https://apnews.com/article/poland-european-union-justice-protests-police-tribunal-67eda2e3a151e00038d85a5e894a2a72

BillEGoatSmile's avatar

"Alina Habba took how much money from a criminal to advocate for a pardon and didn't give the Demented Orange Traitor his cut? Hoo boy, this could get fun!"

The Gulf Of Dirty Work's avatar

Is wiser to listen rather than speak.

- jottin that shit down -

JanuaryClaire's avatar

Me, also, too, LF.

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

I'm hoping that the Rancid Dickfuck Party loses big next week.

Mysterysurf's avatar

Eddie Holland of the songwriting and production team Holland-Dozier-Holland turns 87 today. Eddie was lyricist on a number of Motown hits, including "Heatwave" by Martha And The Vandellas:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k0GDQrK2jo

Also too, there's "Where Did Our Love Go" by The Supremes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCxL82k6cSI

And quite a number more.

Shocktreatment's avatar

𝗣𝗼𝗽𝗲 𝗟𝗲𝗼 𝗫𝗜𝗩 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗯𝗲𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁 𝗽𝗼𝗽𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗵𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆 𝘁𝗼 𝘃𝗼𝘁𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗮 𝗨.𝗦. 𝗴𝗲𝗻𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻

The Vatican confirmed Friday that the Chicago-born pontiff had submitted a mail-in ballot in Chicago ahead of the Nov. 3 midterm elections...

https://www.nbcchicago.com/elections/pope-leo-xiv-has-become-the-first-pope-in-history-to-vote-in-a-us-general-election/4009668/?amp=1

JanuaryClaire's avatar

Hopefully, this means good things are coming…

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

I was told that if I shook it twice I was playing with it

tehbaddr's avatar

More than twice is the rule.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Hooper. Too busy for cocktails tonight; first, we're getting ready for Shabbat, and second, I'm making a pot roast of the mushroom we found growing on a maple outside the haunted Masonic hall that houses our radio station. It's either an elm oyster (not really an oyster mushroom; different genus) or one of the winter oysters. I also included the rest of the Yukon Gold potatoes we grew this summer (we put our garden in way too late, but we got great radishes, a few wonderful tomatoes, some very tiny carrots, and a few pounds of superb spuds), lots of garlic, sweet onion, carrots, parsnip, celery, a couple sprigs of thyme, dehydrated parsley, a little sage, vegan oyster sauce, a little dark soy sauce, a good glug of red wine, plenty of our homemade veggie stock, and loads of love. After an hour or so, I'll add some slurry of arrowroot and water to thicken the gravy, and I'll add frozen peas when it's nearly done. It's in our Dutch oven in the gas oven at a low temperature for long cooking; low and slow brings out the sweetness in the veg. In a short while, I'll check the seasonings and add the arrowroot slurry.

In the 80s, when the Japanese businessman was a model for the corporate world, I worked for Suntory. I gave them recipes using Midori (they published little books of recipes), and collected quite a bit of swag. It was the first time I worked (apart from temping or two day jobs) for a corporation that made products rather than providing services. They had such a huge hold on the Japanese market that they were unable to sell sake in Japan. Later, Wonketteers.

Thesaurus Wrecks 2547's avatar

Best final girl?

Laurie Strode

Sidney Prescott

Ellen Ripley

Or Nancy Thompson

Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

We could use their help over here, too!

Kid 'n Nipple-Play's avatar

I hope they can complete the full set and win the special prize. Hell, make it a clean sweep and finish off the refineries as well.

Zyxomma's avatar

Geroyam Slava!!

Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

Okay, Hoop, but I was standing out on top of the overpass to Hwy. 75 for hours with Mrs. Toomush, dangling big VOTE DEM signs, and the wind came up and it wasn't that warm, so we're home now, and I'm making a Mount Gay Hot Toddy (hot water, cinnamon stick and Mount Gay - so easy!) Warms you up like nothing else!...

Dave Gesell's avatar

And here is our very irregular Muskstox update:

SpaceX:

https://www.cnn.com/markets/stocks/SPCX

Closed at $134.72 (down 6.37% for the day, and 8.66% for the week). GOOD!

and Tesler (aka: It's all computer!)

https://www.cnn.com/markets/stocks/TSLA

Still massively overvalued and hovering around $400. Imagine if Tesla actually introduced new cars people wanted and wasn't run by a Nazi!

And here's DJT:

https://www.cnn.com/markets/stocks/DJT

Just like Precedent Trump, DJT keeps hitting new lows! Sold as low as $5.40. Closed at $5.59, which is down 3.29% for the day, 12.66% for the week, and 59.40% for the year. GREAT!

Kid 'n Nipple-Play's avatar

But doesn’t everyone want a rocket car? With a carbon fiber tank of highly compressed nitrogen mounted right behind the driver’s seat headrest? I mean, what could go wrong? It’s not like carbon fiber is known to occasionally delaminate unexpectedly or anything.

LoathsomeCowboy's avatar

Does Polymarket take bets on which crypto exchange will get hacked next?

William Donnell's avatar

Think of it not as hacking, but fracking, where the interstitial crypto gets relieved of the burden of being where it is.

eppe's avatar
9mEdited

Polymarket is probably willing to take bets on when Polymarket will be hacked. The spirit of Milo Minderbender lives on.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

🚨🚨🚨 NEW CAT BABBIES 🚨🚨🚨

Picking them up tomorrow or Sunday!

https://substack.com/@dianeslesshostileusername/note/c-374588372

tehbaddr's avatar

That will make three cats. I think you need more, and at least two more small doggos!

eppe's avatar

Only two, tehbaddr. Sadly, Tuna-Boy left this mortal coil yesterday.

eppe's avatar

We're going to be demanding pics frequently.

Zyxomma's avatar

Congratulations. Our very longhaired blue-eyed tabby, Nyla, and black tortie Ebony (her middle name is Trouble and her nickname is Our Little Sidewinder), beloved husband Meccalopolis and I all send best wishes for the homecoming.

jemineye's avatar

Yay!

The fluffy tabby looks almost identical to one of mine.❤️

tehbaddr's avatar

/raises one for SIr Patrick

calliecallie, aka pollyanna's avatar

It occurred to me the other day that two beloved Star Trek actors have passed recently. These things generally come in threes. Anybody heard from Shatner?

nodak.   where's the beef?'s avatar

currently fronting a heavy metal band.

tehbaddr's avatar

I have to hand it to Old Bill!

tehbaddr's avatar

/grabs scotch and cigar

JustPixelz's avatar

AP: Appeals court rejects Justice Department request for California to set aside disputed ballots [https://apnews.com/article/california-noncitizen-voting-trump-midterm-lawsuit-49cee0f4184b0ecb573f9f0274350642]

The court ruled Trump is being an asshole. They said in legalese: "Yousa an holeassa."

El Bastardo's avatar

Eric's dad says what?

Shocktreatment's avatar

Trump being an asshole is supported by science and established in a court of law!

Kid 'n Nipple-Play's avatar

Jar Jar Binks is on the appeals court?