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Matthew Hooper's avatar

Working. Questions here.

G-7 in Space's avatar

I am going to a fancy steakhouse tonight and I will ask if they can make one of these for me! Thank Hoop!

Michael Bowen's avatar

One of my favorite performers advertises future performances while building a cocktail, which he doesn't actually name.

https://www.facebook.com/reel/1319375070039852

Salty Badger's avatar

How about Eldorado rum? I brought some back from Guyana and it was really nice. Kind of expensive now.

NatalyaResists's avatar

Grated nutmeg is such a nice touch.

Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

One hopes for a cocktail to celebrate the Strait of Vermouth.

"M"'s avatar

There's the "Dictator Smasher", created after the recent Hungarian election

https://xcancel.com/i/status/2044492474207347026

NatalyaResists's avatar

Ha! Ukrainian vodka and orange bitters. Shady!

The Blessed Reverend's avatar

where do I get a glass with Terror Kitty on it?

The Blessed Reverend's avatar

zum Beispiel - here is Tiki Terror Mai Tai - this is pretty nice - bats on the reverse

https://www.tikiterror.com/product/tiki-terror-mai-tai-glass

goCatgo's avatar

WORK ??!! 🥴🤪🤪🥴--Maynard G. Krebs.

SterWonk's avatar

Why is bottled orange juice considered acceptable, while you draw a hard line against bottled lemon and lime juice?

Goin Green's avatar

Cause one tastes good in drinks and the others taste like ass and dirty socks.

vorpal 🚫♔'s avatar

I think its the plastic squeeze juice things he objects to

Cryny's avatar

Yeah, those suck. I've had decent bottled lime juice (from GLASS bottles), but it's so pricey and still not quite as good as fresh-squeezed juice that you might as well buy a bag of limes.

Matthew Hooper's avatar

It’s traditional to the recipe. Honestly, I’d rather use a corrected tart orange juice or an orange shrub like we do at Hemingway’s, but I was aiming to keep this recipe more accessible.

Demme Epstein Fatale's avatar

We stayed at the place attached to the Soggy Dollar for awhile, and drank a few of those.

The island actually has a tree/plant called a "Painkiller Tree."

A server we met there, said her grandfather used to stuff the huge leaves under his hat if he had a headache.

There was also a large, feral goat population on the island, (as well as a bunch of Jack Russell terriers!). I always thought it would be an awesome place to make goat cheese!

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

One of those goats head-butted my brother in law; he was mocking it, do not mock the goat.

coco lurks from home's avatar

Ah, so that's where their "Free As A Goat" shirt comes from. That I really want to order.

Rank Member's avatar

I used to camp at Ivans back when and would wander down the beach for a painkiller on occasion.

I miss those trips!

Snarfyguy's avatar

"He came back. He drank many more Painkillers. He reverse-engineered the recipe."

This makes it sound like he had his vomit analyzed at a lab.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

I really love that glass. Where did you get it?

Hollysdower's avatar

Well I'm glad you're not using Pusser's Rum, because that makes me think of Buford Pusser, played by Joe Don Baker in Walking Tall. And I don't want to think about Joe Don Baker when I'm drinking. Unless I'm watching Mitchell from MST3K.

SkeptiKC's avatar

...I cannot STAND that movie.

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

What's with the music these kids today are listening to?

What A Debacle's avatar

I always seem to double back to music 10-15 years old, even though I try to keep up..

Right meow, listening to Foals- Antidote.

ReSister For Life Callyson's avatar

I was hoping for a Strait of Vermouth cocktail, LOL. Is one in the works?

IncognitoTXusLibrul's avatar

That looks really, really good. But does the nutmeg make it feel wintery at all? Being in South Texas, we're already in pretty much summer weather.

NatalyaResists's avatar

I don't think so. I have a couple of recipes - creamy dishes - that call for it and it seems to brighten them.

Demme Epstein Fatale's avatar

Try mace for a similar, but lighter taste.

Lucy Bea's avatar

In Barbados they garnish rum punch with it. It's really good on wilted greens, like spinach, also too.

zuludaddy (seam & key)'s avatar

chief export of Saint Lucia!

Lucy Bea's avatar

I did not know that! I am supposed to go to Barbados next month, so I'm diggin' into their scene.

zuludaddy (seam & key)'s avatar

most windward of the windward isles!

I know some very happy humans from Barbados - have fuuuuuun! :]

(and come visit me in Newport sometime, maybe? I'll buy you lunch on the water!)

Lucy Bea's avatar

Sounds lovely! Rhode Island is the only state in the North East I've never been to, as long as driving through New Hampshire to get to Maine counts as being in New Hampshire. I have sisters-in-laws in Westerly, RI.

tek's avatar

Nutmeg is a kinda interesting spice. I always thought of it as 'winter' too, but I have since learned.

So, for example, a little bit of nutmeg in macaroni and cheese takes it to a whole 'nother level. Not a lot, just a touch..

Demme Epstein Fatale's avatar

I've been using a lot of mace lately (great in gingerbread and zweiback).

To me, it's a little more floral and subtle than nutmeg, but it hits the same notes.

If you like nutmeg, you should give it a try!

Hank Napkin's avatar

NEW NOEM POSITION PENDING

Justice Samuel Alito, who was appointed by former President George W. Bush, "'is not stepping down this term and is in the process of hiring the rest of his clerks for the next term"

JanuaryClaire's avatar

Gnome Barbie doesn't know what habeas corpus is.

Edit: on second thought, that might make her perfect.

Marlon Again's avatar

Clerking requires learning. The puppy-killer is knowledge-resistant.

LoathsomeCowboy's avatar

Dog: What if they never come back!!!?

Cat: Who?

Oy!'s avatar

Picking up a thread from below . . .

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FBI Director (!?) Kash Patel is a drunk

Secretary of Defense (!?) Pete Hegseth is a drunk

U.S. Attorney (!?) Jeanine Piro is a drunk

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Are there other known drunks in the Trump regime??

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"The FBI director has alarmed colleagues with episodes of excessive drinking and unexplained absences."–https://removepaywalls.com/https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/2026/04/kash-patel-fbi-director-drinking-absences/686839/

JanuaryClaire's avatar

In Maladministration 1.0 Dr. Feelgood aka Ronny Jackson, was allegedly a drunk. In addition to enjoying pills.

Funny how the tee-totaler is surrounded by drunks.

swmnguy's avatar

A teetotal psychopathic narcissist would absolutely surround himself with drunks. For a lot of reasons, all of them more or less depraved. Drunks can be manipulated and controlled by a sadist, mainly.

paperlesstiger's avatar

Highly suspect.

𝗦𝗵𝗮𝗸𝘆 𝗕𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗮𝗰𝗰𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗿𝗲𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗛𝗼𝗿𝗺𝘂𝘇 𝗦𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗶𝘁 𝗮𝘀 '𝗦𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗶𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗩𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵' - AOL

Ambiance Chaser's avatar

The Iranians made more money off of Trump than the Miss America pageant . . .

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Steve Bannon pissed himself while trying to sell a 3rd term for Pedo47.

https://youtu.be/c8Aemby1LFc?si=u_7Oq8K-dKQJaMig

jemineye's avatar

I'm so repulsed right now, aaaaauuughh! Bleeuuurrgh!

Ambiance Chaser's avatar

Drooler in Chief ain't going anywhere, regardless of what bannon says . . .

C&A Bongo Man's avatar

Not to suggest that Donald may be talking out of his arse, but...

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Trump: "Global warming -- we're actually cooling as a planet"

https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3mjpy2dvfng2i

...

Japan has unveiled a new name for days that reach 40C (104F) or above, after the country experienced its hottest summer on record last year.

The term - kokushobi - has been translated as "cruelly hot", "brutally hot" or "severely hot" day by Japanese and international media.

The name emerged as the most popular in a national online survey, with "super extremely hot day" in second place.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crr185nx0n9o

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

"Climate Change" is a Frank Luntz creation.

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In 2002, a memo was written by Frank Luntz for the Republican Party on how to address environmental issues (Luntz, 2002). Luntz suggested that Republicans should update their terminology when discussing the environment, by describing themselves as conservationists, rather than preservationists or environmentalists, as the former had more positive connotations. Secondly, he suggested that Republicans use the term climate change instead of global warming, as the latter was deemed less controllable, more catastrophic, and more emotionally challenging. It was suggested that these simple changes in terminology would assist the Republicans in winning the environmental debate.

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zuludaddy (seam & key)'s avatar

[personally of the opinion that Frank Luntz has been as detrimental to the American project as Mitch McConnell]

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

It's all fun and word games until the planet catches fire.

MRK's avatar

That the right promptly disowned and then used to further their argument that global warming was a conspiracy theory.

zuludaddy (seam & key)'s avatar

rarely does 'naming by committee' work well, though...

zuludaddy (seam & key)'s avatar

the "bi" part is the fire word in Japanese, and so hana-bi, literally "fireflower," is the Japanese for 'fireworks'

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

I hear El Nino kicks in again in June, seems like it started several months ago.

"the" El Nino, fucking duh.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

https://bsky.app/profile/courageousgirl2.bsky.social/post/3mjpzmwb3b22y

𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗙𝗕𝗜 𝗗𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗼𝗿 𝗜𝘀 𝗠𝗜𝗔

Kash Patel has alarmed colleagues with episodes of excessive drinking and unexplained absences.

https://archive.ph/uGMLb [The Atlantic]

Euripides Pants's avatar

Search the Waffle Houses.

🕊️ ꕷꖹꕷꗍ ♌'s avatar

Maybe his woman done left him, stole his truck, and his dog.

swmnguy's avatar
2mEdited

That's why you always play old Country tunes backwards. Not for the Devil message, but because they're so happy. Guy finds a dog, gets a truck, meets a woman, gets a job...

Anarchy Pony's avatar

Getting left does make me want to drink to death...

Bradthe🤖's avatar

We’re going to hearing stories about him teleporting to a Waffle House any day now.

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

He's drinking in excess because he is so in over his head on this job. I doubt there is a manual "How to Run the FBI." If there was, he probably wouldn't read it.

swmnguy's avatar
9mEdited

If somebody appointed me to be head of the FBI, I'd be, on paper, way less qualified than even Ka$h, who is at least an attorney.

But I'd do a better job. Being FBI Director is a management position. It's not a lawyer job. Not even a law enforcement job. It's running an organization.

Here's the secret, the One Weird Trick. You let the fucker run itself. Keep an eye out for anything weird. Make sure vacancies get filled. If something seems to be going off track, gather the people just below you on the org chart and ask them what the hell they think is going on. If the House or Senate call you in to talk, delegate and defer to your subordinates and praise them to the skies.

You make it your #1 goal to make sure it never becomes about you.

It can be a lot of work, I'm sure, but it could be done well.

Not by Ka$h, obviously, but most of us here could probably do it if we set our minds to it.

Prostate of Dorian Gray's avatar

FBI Director for Dummies was too tough for him.

Russell Jones's avatar

Because nothing says "FBI Director" like alcoholism, incompetence, and stupidity.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

You know he'll turn up in some county lock up somewhere ...

HarryButtle, degenerate artist's avatar

Is Ka$h not showing up for work really a bad thing?

Phried Ω's avatar

I'm comforted that he isn't good at vengeance.

Let me sum up's avatar

I liked the commenter who said maybe he's at Waffle House.

MRK's avatar
19mEdited

It could always be worse. He could involve himself in cases and meddle with evidence.

paperlesstiger's avatar

And now the Charlie Kirk case has its own magic bullet.

Anarchy Pony's avatar

It's like he's an unqualified incompetent...

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Maybe his MEGA-STAR country signer girlfriend dumped him ...

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

I know I would have.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Well, since he can't fly her and her mean girl friends all over the place in the FBI private jet anymore ...

Wookiee Monster's avatar

It’s like what’s this country coming to if every cabinet member can’t have their own taxpayer funded fuck plane?

Hank Napkin's avatar

MURDERED CHILDREN ✅ MURDERED CIVILIANS ✅ ERODED CREDIBILITY ✅ NATIONAL DISGRACE ✅ WAR CRIMES ✅ PROFITEERING ✅ DESTABILIZATION ✅ BUT:

“I think the biggest problem is, first, this war was not pre-sold,” Jason Roe, a Michigan-based Republican strategist, told Politico."

🕊️ ꕷꖹꕷꗍ ♌'s avatar

As the world burns ...

Aaron Rupar

‪@atrupar.com

Trump: "I love Danica [Patrick]. I love her hair. I always liked her hair. I always liked the little widow's peak."

https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3mjpyi3fyxu23

JanuaryClaire's avatar

The way he talks about women is always, always disgusting.

Marlon Again's avatar

There is one real person in his world, all else are objects.

The definition of a sociopath.

Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

She's definitely maga, anyway.

MRK's avatar

What possible reason could there have been for bringing up a woman who hasn't been relevant for 15 years or more?

Wookiee Monster's avatar

He thought she was Riley Gaines?

G-7 in Space's avatar

Also, Incels hate her...

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Incels hate all women.

G-7 in Space's avatar

True, but they say she's a shit driver and stuff like that...

🕊️ ꕷꖹꕷꗍ ♌'s avatar

He doesn't need no stinkin' reasons.

Mavenmaven's avatar

That would have been enough to 25th any previous president

G-7 in Space's avatar

Hey Fuckaducks! It's my birthday and I'll cry if I want to!!

Marlon Again's avatar

Birfdai? Happy happy!! Party safe!!

G-7 in Space's avatar

Just go with it, he's on a roll...

🕊️ ꕷꖹꕷꗍ ♌'s avatar

I hope you're enjoying your day, Spaceman. Molotov!

G-7 in Space's avatar

I'm in orbit at your attention, SUSE...thank you.

Russell Jones's avatar

Congrats and many happy returns, G-7! Have a good cry and an even better time! :D

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Happy birthday! All the Molotovs!

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

Happy Birthday!! I heard the weather went back to winter in Boise this week.

G-7 in Space's avatar

It did, it was snowing as I flew to Arizona!!! Hahaha

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY, GARY SEVEN!

TerseNurse's avatar

Happy Fucking Birthday!!

Cajun Kid's avatar

So this week started off fantastically with the job interview situation--second interview Tuesday!--and despite a minor hiccup on Wednesday with the late fee on my rent, it pleases me to no end that I have capped off this week with even MORE great news!

As of today, 17 April 2026, my hallux amputation site has been declared healed. No more bandages, hello regular shoes again, and I'll be celebrating with a long, hot shower tonight. It has been three and a half months since my great toe went away, so this has been a long time coming.

Tomorrow I'm breaking out my pink Reeboks. God I missed them. I feel the need for a celebration of some kind, although affording such a celebration is a giant question mark at the moment.

And amusing thought for the day that I posted on Substack earlier: I don't know if this potential employer allows skirts--I can't imagine they would be forbidden--but if they do, I shall invest in multiple pairs of baggy cargo pants. I SHALL HAVE ALL THE POCKETS.

Cajun Kid's avatar

I shall take this as the Linus Seal of Approval!

(Also, odd question probably, but my eyes are crap--does Linus have heterochromia, or is that just the sky in his adorable eye?)

JanuaryClaire's avatar

That's just the sky :)

MRK's avatar

If cargo skirts aren't a thing, they should be.

Jamoche's avatar

Cargo skirts are a thing. AKA Utility kilts. Wraparound cotton duck pleated skirts with pockets, which would not exist if they hadn’t given them a “cool” name and marketed them at guys.

Not a guy, but I totally rock them.

Cajun Kid's avatar

They ARE a thing. Just prohibitively expensive.

Jamoche's avatar

Mine are around $40. The US made ones are no longer custom fit, but some of the others are.

Cajun Kid's avatar

I would love to get my hands on a couple. When I'm out and about, 9 times out of 10 I'm either in a skirt or dress. But finding stuff with pockets can be a nightmare.

Jamoche's avatar

Got mine from https://www.originalkilt.com/ , not custom fit like my first ones, but I never had a shipping problem with them (which was really a de minimis tariff going away problem)

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Women's clothing is sometimes just so stupid. Those teeny pockets? Exactly WHAT is supposed to fit in those?

Cajun Kid's avatar

The only thing that fits in those tiny-ass pockets is my patience for what idiots think about me. And that still leaves the entirety of that miniscule pocket for...M&Ms!

MRK's avatar

Nothing. They're supposed to stuff their entire lives into their purse or rely on men to carry things for them.

MRK's avatar

Of course they are.

GiggleSnort's avatar

There's a pair of Dark-Eyed Juncos (https://ebird.org/species/daejun) hanging around my backyard. I am familiar with their song, but lately they are making a funny clicking sound, which I did not know was in their vocabulary, but apparently it is.

Clammed Can Monster's avatar

They've agreed. You have to go.

G-7 in Space's avatar

I've just been watching partridges ...they walk so cool...

Kay Ducky's avatar

Do they make a Click if You're Horny bumper sticker?