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Matthew Hooper's avatar

Questions here.

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Bob's avatar

"Garish with a lemon wedge, olive, and pickled okra."

This is a particularly excellent slip.

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RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

I met her in a club down in old Quarter

Where you drink Manhattan and it tastes like Coca-Cola

C-O-L-A, Cola

She walked up to me and she asked me to drink

I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said, "Nola"

N-O-L-A, Nola

No-No-No-No-Nola

a little earworm to get your drink on next time you visit the city!!

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Broderie Anglaise's avatar

Hey, Hoops. I do have a question. Mr A. is far from being a Domestic God, but he does make a bloody mean Bloody Mary (a skill for which I'm devoutly grateful many mornings Chez Anglaise). He dips the rim of the glass in celery salt which I find delicious. Is this something you'd approve of or has Mr A. put himself beyond the Bloody Mary pale?

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Courser's avatar

Hooper, you make me homesick for NOLA. My now-husband (former Partner) and I used to get to NOLA about once a month from Baton Rouge. I never had the constitution to drink the way you do, but we always had a good time. Safe travels!

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Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

Hoooooop! You're a god. Ahem, that wasn't a question; sorry. I fucked up before failing the landing. 😏

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Noma Larkey's avatar

Love this Hooper. It's like a pub crawl through NOLA! Regarding pickled okra as a Bloody Mary garnish - YES! I tried this once with home-canned pickled okra from my sister's garden. It was a new discovery for me!

Pickled okra as a martini garnish? NOPE! (was out of olives one time and decided "what the hell, let's try a pickled okra!" Fail! But I still finished the martini!)

Edited - And now I'm going to have to watch the Movie "Hotel" tonight!

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Molesworth One and a Half's avatar

Pat O'Briens yay or nay?

(I'm kidding - it's a tourist trap and my shining moment as a freshman in college is being kicked out of there for puking in the bushes because hurricanes and Skylabs are not a match made in heaven).

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Lisa the Kitten's avatar

We NOLA-locals go to the "long bar" in Pat O's and have just regular drinks (not Hurricanes) - or the courtyard if the weather is nice, and you have visitors from out-of-town. But I wouldn't call it a "tourist trap". The "Huge Ass Beers" joint is a true tourist trap.

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

If you were a tree, which one would you be?

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JCfromNC's avatar

As long as I wasn't doubling as a scratching post, sure.

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Crystalclear12's avatar

Always and forever.

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Skye Marthaler's avatar

The larch.

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Let me sum up's avatar

Is this a question from Colin Robinson?

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ziggywiggy's avatar

LOL, I love a good Colin Robinson reference.

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Let me sum up's avatar

I know you do, friend.😃

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Let me sum up's avatar

Srsly, Colin Robinson's Promotion is one of my favorite episodes.

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ziggywiggy's avatar

Series Sundays is back this weekend, we start a new season!

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

Big leaf magnolia, Magnolia macrophylla.

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jemineye's avatar

Sequoia. A really big one.

Way the fuck up on a mountain far, far from people, just vibing with the other trees & mushrooms & deer & owls.

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PuraVida's avatar

I have a Dawn Redwood in my backyard, not in the mountains, but fun to walk through the drooping branches on the way to the barn. The Douglas fir trees shade it enough so it will never be huge. But deer, owls and mushrooms are definitely nearby or visitors.

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goCatgo's avatar

Apple. Cause the fruit never rolls very far.

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JCfromNC's avatar

Lemon tree -- very pretty and the lemon flower is sweet. But the fruit of the poor lemon is impossible to eat.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Try a Meyer lemon, Trini.

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JCfromNC's avatar

Not Trini, but we have a Meyer lemon tree. It's never really fruited, but it's put out a ton of blossoms this time (as opposed to the single blossoms it's had up till now) so I'm hoping one will make it to maturity this time around.

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TakingAmes's avatar

I have loved your adventures through my favorite city. And reminded me it’s time to book a trip there.

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Prostate of Dorian Gray's avatar

What's your favorite dinosaur?

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Broderie Anglaise's avatar

The stegosaurus. Because Steggy was the nickname of our late, much lamented criminal mastermind Siamese. When she used to wash herself her fur stood up in spikes, bless her cheese-thieving heart.

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1dEdited

should The Red Sox re-sign Bregman, or go all in on Bo Bichette?

long time listener, first time caller

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goCatgo's avatar

Re-sign the Breggster.

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Grindstone, Sister FoulMouth's avatar

Try Bar Vin for a lovely Vieux Carre....

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DV Thrombossa Nova's avatar

This is Mrs DV's time-honored Lemon Drop recipe. It may as well be called the Panty Drop as it's been know to elicit odd behavior in friends and neighbors. It's very sneaky.

6 oz vodka

2 oz simple syrup

2.5 oz fresh lemon juice (about 1 lemon)

2 tsp triple sec

Shake over ice and strain into sugar-rimmed glasses.

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"M"'s avatar

6 oz vodka

😳

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TakingAmes's avatar

I’m hoping that it’s a batch recipe?

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DV Thrombossa Nova's avatar

Yes, two or so drinks. Shoulda said that.

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"M"'s avatar

You have to ask DV

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

If you had a pet parrot, what would you teach it to say?

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Richard S's avatar

"Help! Murder!" - but in Chinese....

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/1208644.The_Chinese_Parrot

(I've read it - it's not bad.)

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Jamoche's avatar

"It's the plumber. He's come to fix the sink."

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Rocket Cat's avatar

Malört

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Goin Green's avatar

Does he already speak, or am I breaking new ground?

I have to set my expectations...

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

You’re breaking new ground.

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Is it a former parrot?

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Free beach's avatar

No it’s just resting.

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ciaobella's avatar

Stay with me, we'll get you back to the fjords!

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Free beach's avatar

No more crackers. Yes I said it.

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TerseNurse's avatar

"Am I under arrest? Am I free to go?"

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Craig Nixon's avatar

𝑜𝑛𝑙𝑦 𝑠𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑𝑟𝑒𝑙𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑙𝑜𝑤 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑑𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑘 𝐵𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑑𝑦 𝑀𝑎𝑟𝑦𝑠 𝑎𝑓𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑛𝑜𝑜𝑛

I came here specifically wondering if you knew that Hooper was writing about you.

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TerseNurse's avatar

Scoundrel of low character. Yes, that checks out

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ciaobella's avatar

It's shut the fuck up Friday!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqo5RYOp4nQ

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clairence's avatar

"I'll get my own food, thanks."

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Free beach's avatar

“I ate him Clarice “

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

With fava beans a nice Chianti.

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Craig Nixon's avatar

"LOVE your suit"

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SayItWithWookies's avatar

"Ration my rum!"

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pstokk's avatar

Not news to anyone here, but well-expressed imo.

https://substack.com/@tomhoefling/note/c-197600374?r=1ceahj

It also is useful as a guide to things blue states should be doing to constrain ICE. Certainly it suggests multiple lawsuits against ICE and DHS leadership for organising and orchestrating illegal practices by an entire agency, and for delinquent recruitment and training routines which put the public in danger.

It doesn't really matter, I maintain, the chances of ultimate success in court. The state need to launch a blizzard of legal actions against the regime. Civil, criminal, using class action, in federal court, in state court, targeting agencies and departments or individual, what do I know, I'm not a lawyer. But we need a lot, 100 times more than up till now. Make them defend practices in court, get records, it will be useful if there ever is accountability.

None of this happens in blue states unless voters drown their governors and legislators in phone calls. They are in denial, most of us are, shake them out of it.

And yes, this will cost money. Maybe states can put some highway construction on hold.

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Let me sum up's avatar

It does lay it out extremely well.

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helenasgarden's avatar

Timothy Snyder:

𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐛𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐝. 𝐖𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐛𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐩𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐞. 𝐖𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐬, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐬. 𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐞𝐱𝐢𝐬𝐭. 𝐍𝐨𝐫 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐬.

https://snyder.substack.com/p/maduro-in-minneapolis

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BoB the TacoɔɒT, Tumbrel Pilot's avatar

"...people in their 70s and 80s in our system – how much of a threat to society are they?"

Felons NEED to be punished. Otherwise, when I turn 70, I'm going on a spree.

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Oh get the FUCK out with clemency for Tina fucking Peters. She was very stupid, she totally did it, she was convicted of it and should rot. It was *massively* illegal.

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coco lurks from home's avatar

Worst of all is she’s shown the exact opposite of remorse. She’s not the kind of person pardons are meant for.

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helenasgarden's avatar

Bwaha! I never realised that the tail was secretly a thumb that kitties can use as a pacifier.

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Broderie Anglaise's avatar

Utterly glorious!

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

< -- most amused

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The Covfefes ASAP!'s avatar

Wonkette!!!! My puppy's a criminal! He weaponized his big brown eyes and paralyzed me with cuteness!!!!

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

They do that and there is NO DEFENSE!

It's like Narla the cat when she has decided it is time for "Dreamies" cat treats.

https://substack.com/@fukuisanyesota/note/c-194876981?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=2knplb

eta: Hammy that's Narla shot with the 105mm prime. Damn that lens is superb for cat pics.

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The Covfefes ASAP!'s avatar

And those are dreamy eyes too

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BoB the TacoɔɒT, Tumbrel Pilot's avatar

1) it will never happen

2) release the Epstein files

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

"The billions in taxpayer dollars that would be saved by expediting the termination of military aid to Israel will and should be plowed back into the U.S. military, which is the best in the world and in great demand."

Couldn't use it for, say, improving the quality of life for citizens or paying down the national debt or something? No? Crazy talk, I suppose.

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Perhaps Tim Scott refused to bust up his chiffarobe.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Yes, because 🎼That's armoire!🎵

(Apologies to Dean Martin.)

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Broderie Anglaise's avatar

I need cheering. Post cat pics STAT. Please.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Okay. See new thread.

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

*snerk*

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Ans: It must have been something Trump ate.

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

His master says he wants a ridiculously large military budget because his master is insane but Lindz just needs to please his master.

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Because there's no better way to cause a nation's collapse, e.g., the Soviet Union.

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Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Gotta run. Gotta get the stuff in the slow cooker for stew tonight. Later, have to go to the retirement community to pick up my Beautiful Friend and a few members of her coffee Klatch to go to Capitol Hill In Denver. People will be showing up for Ms. Renee Good.

Everyone stay safe today if you are out there demonstrating.

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EyeQueue's avatar

You rock. Stay safe and have a good day.

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

How long before Ric Grenell and what's left of the Kennedy Center starts sending out press gangs? Or importing an endless string of Russian "talent"?

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Broderie Anglaise's avatar

My best chum and I founded The Ukuladies. We can't really play and we certainly can't sing, so I reckon we'd be a shoo-in for the Trumpedy Centre.

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

I'm getting strong Rachel Lark vibes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSG9iO8377A

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Broderie Anglaise's avatar

If only we were a trillionth that good!

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Schmannity's avatar

My mouth harp, washboard, and jug band may yet have a chance!

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Call it "My Country Tis of Trump" and they'll bring you sacks of diamonds

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TerseNurse's avatar

(not real diamonds. for amusement purposes only)

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EyeQueue's avatar

LMMFA!

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

I just had this great mental image of ICE goons coshing buskers in Times Square and when they wake up they're in the Kennedy Center.

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swmnguy's avatar

They come to in a bathtub packed with ice, with a microphone and camera in their face and a note on their chest telling them, "Sing!"

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

lol That'd make a great SNL skit.

"SING, DAMN YOU!"

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

And you have Ric Grendel there with a cattle prod yelling "PERFORM!"

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swmnguy's avatar

I hear his mom is a real bitch.

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

"óðer earmsceapen

on weres wæstmum wraéclástas træd

næfne hé wæs mára þonne aénig man óðer

þone on géardagum Grendel nemdon"

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

And tossing them peanuts.

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Resource NW's avatar

Weather news- The work to recover the narrow boats stuck in Llangollen Canal canal breach is currently stalled due to cold. Predictions are six months to recover all three. Two look totaled. Meantime 7 feet of snow in Alaska has sunk boats in Juneau harbor. It also has set up a known avalanche chute for a big disaster.

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

I need weed and a large latte.

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EyeQueue's avatar

Aren't you on vacation?!?!?! XD XD XD XD

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

“When your government is lying to you about how it went about killing an American citizen … that is a failure of leadership at the highest level.”

~ Pete Buttigieg

https://bsky.app/profile/democratcats.bsky.social/post/3mc2zjqxfy22k

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swmnguy's avatar

Pete continues to pretend he doesn't understand that the leadership's entire intent is to kill American citizens. To provoke a response, which will serve as a pretext for a punitive demonstration on a scale such that the horror of it should serve to cow the rest of the populace.

Or he knows that and is talking down to us.

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helenasgarden's avatar

Ye gods. They should be *warning* everyone about the big picture!

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Innocent_Bystander's avatar

"failure of leadership at the highest level"

GTFO with that , Pete, and all the centrist, consultant-sucking pro-corporate Dems. This is not an effing difference of opinion. They are fascists, and murdering American citizens in the streets at will, and this bullshit, nothing-speak is helping the fascists.

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tehbaddr's avatar

Caturday Redux: Blanket Kitteh.

https://substack.com/@tehbaddr/note/c-93910133

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The Covfefes ASAP!'s avatar

That was a jump scare

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

This is a repost from earlier this morning.

𝗧𝗶𝗺 𝗢’𝗕𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻 𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗲𝗰𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗗𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹𝗱

"He talks in circles that would defy Magellan to make sense of."

https://shorturl.at/uX5uc [Public Notice]

Tim O'Brien has been covering Trump for 35 years. Our condolences.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

I've been reading about his decline since the early 80's.

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Here's hoping O'Brien has to find a new gig VERY soon.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

"Ex-President" sounds promising.

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WeaverSix's avatar

Pining for the fjords....

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VwllssWndr's avatar

SHAMBLING CORPSE NO LONGER SHAMBLING

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

"Sometimes in life you just need to stop and yell in a basket on the sidewalk."

https://bsky.app/profile/catsofyore.bsky.social/post/3mbrxgrmc7225

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TerseNurse's avatar

cats of yore helps make life bearable

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Damn, truly.

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JCfromNC's avatar

Sweary History Caterday Story:

"Hero Cat Saves Baby", James Fell

https://jamesfell.substack.com/p/hero-cat-saves-baby

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