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Matthew Hooper's avatar

Just finished the ribbon cutting. Service in 15. Drink questions here.

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helenasgarden's avatar

Hooper, I'm happy for you, that you found a felicitous home. No longer a drone. It sounds fabulous. All the best to you and the crew. Mazel tov!

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satch's avatar

Is there a Nobel Prize for mixology? There should be...

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Schmannity's avatar

A good tip

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Jackmom's avatar

Congratulations 🎉! As someone who bartended for 30 years in places from a neighborhood bar serving shots of Jager to a white tablecloth, black bow tie restaurant serving Brandy Alexanders with ice cream, it was a wonderful education in learning about people. Also I could pay for school and be at home days with my son. Truly a noble profession. Best of luck- make a million!

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Menotsure's avatar

Good luck with the new endeavor.

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anomie's avatar

Hey Hooper, I've always seen (and made, actually) Paper Planes with bourbon. I was curious so I watched a video of Same Ross "explaining" the cocktail which basically just turned out to be an advertisement for Nonino. No mention of the brown spirit, in fact it gets poured from a decanter.

Also, what about the M.I.A. inspo?? That was always my favorite part of the drink, a nice little piece of trivia to tell someone while mixing their drink. :) Cheers!

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SterWonk's avatar

Congrats and good luck! 🍸🍹

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AJ Milne's avatar

Congratulations and sounds like some serious mixologist firepower.

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eddi-SABH's avatar

Congratulations!

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Fog of Jen's avatar

yay Hooper! Best of luck to ya!

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Smoke O'Possum's avatar

Git 'er done!

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Miss Grundy's avatar

Congratulations and good luck in your new venture! Salud!

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Goin Green's avatar

Congrats! Do you make a Sex on the Beach there?

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Free beach's avatar

Sand is bad

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JCfromNC's avatar

Yes, yes, we all dislike Bolton and also dislike authoritarian abuses of law enforcement. Go away, bot, and take your buddy kelly with you.

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Birb-General of the US's avatar

Is there a particular definition of a speakeasy in the post-1933 era? The only one I went to was in the basement so you don't see anything when you walk in the front door. You had to go to another address to get a password to get in.

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josephebacon's avatar

Grandma Bacon told me about the day before Prohibition took effect because that was the day she married Grandpa. Taverns were getting rid of their beer stocks and several bars in Pittsburgh were giving free beer to customers. She said it was wild. At midnight the remaining beer and spirits were dumped in the streets. Must have made the fish drunk...

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Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

Also stray dogs etc.

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Squibsquab's avatar

Thanks to you, Hooper, I enjoy hate drinking Malort. I would be having the Malort cocktail on the menu if I was at your bar tonight.

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MRobtheMathSnob's avatar

Every time someone brings up Malört I have to go watch that old unaired commercial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7s16ewP1RU&ab_channel=TheLoop

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Squibsquab's avatar

That’s fantastic. Thank you for the link.

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Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

That's good stuff. Like Indiana Jones' archeological rival Belloq, he grew up with it.

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Werewolf's avatar

Congratulations on the new gig!

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Jeff, still got my guitar's avatar

Looks like a very fine place you have there Hooper! I knew the you were not really the country club type.

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PuraVida's avatar

Or the tiki bar type for long.

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Parakeetist's avatar

Henlo.

Budgie just woke up.

She feel "good" because she got lots of sleeps.

How are uu? :)

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

"Convicted sex trafficker hoping for Presidential pardon claims known sex pest and serial rapist Donald Trump was not involved in Epstein’s crimes."

https://bsky.app/profile/hdgregg.bsky.social/post/3lx32ain7z22k

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NatalyaResists's avatar

The only takeaway that matters:

"Ms. Maxwell, who has made it clear she wants to end her 20-year sentence early..."

Man, she is a snake, mentioning the emails between Musk and Epstein, and that Mossad contact wasn't deliberate. An evil opportunist.

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

She's a monster. And her fellow monster wants to free her.

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EyeQueue's avatar

Just hearing the bitch talk about the "masseuses" as if they had a fucking CHOICE OF WHERE THEY WERE OR WHAT THEY WERE DOING!

She deserved to do HARD TIME and not be in a cushy "Club Fed."

And a CHILD MOLESTER/PEDO has NO right to work release.

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Schmannity's avatar

Whew! That's a relief!!

He’s clean': MAGA welcomes Maxwell testimony

Trump loyalists think Ghislaine Maxwell’s DOJ testimony will help calm the storm over Trump’s ties to sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.

https://www.politico.com/news/2025/08/22/maga-maxwell-testimony-00521094

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Georgiaburning's avatar

She said she didn’t see Trump do anything wrong, and she didn’t see Epstein do anything wrong. Or anyone else doing anything wrong. 😑

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EyeQueue's avatar

And the MAGA sows will lick this runny shit up and savor it.

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Noma Larkey's avatar

The Maxwell DOJ testimony is to the Epstein files the same thing the Bill Barr Bullshit was to the Muller report.

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

It’ll work. For the cult.

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

"Most of the 33,000 pages of Epstein documents released by the DOJ already appear to be in the public domain says Ranking member of the Oversight Committee, Rep. Robert Garcia.

Another con. Another fake-out.

A coverup. They'll do ANYTHING to hide Trump's name."

https://bsky.app/profile/isabelsantos.bsky.social/post/3lx2whyowqs2c

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Noma Larkey's avatar

He will never be held accountable for anything he ever did.

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

He'll be gone soon, which is even better. But in the meantime, I'm all for ANYthing that will make his life miserable 24/7.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

huh

A known liar who peddled in child sex saying she did not "see" him do anything untoward means he is clean?

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Schmannity's avatar

Convicted perjurer says . .

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Fog of Jen's avatar

Is it really testimony though? I mean, was this under oath?

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Dina's avatar

Yeah, I thought it was a "private conversation" between her and Blanche. What, did she pinky-swear?

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Stulexington's avatar

You know what will help calm the storm over Trump's ties to Epstein? Releasing the unredacted Epstein files. Oh, and remember Maxwell's 2 perjury convictions?

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

"Rep. @khanna.house.gov reveals that only 3% of the documents given to the House Oversight Committee by the DOJ is new, and less than 1% of the Epstein files have been released."

https://bsky.app/profile/theweekendmsnbc.bsky.social/post/3lx33ubvqzk2d

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Ha, ha, ha! Good luck with that as more and more ACTUAL WITNESS TESTIMONY and investigative files are released.

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Rosy red ASS's avatar

They won't be believed because HOORS.

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Resource NW's avatar

Remember Fivehead Gaetz and his "proteges" who he venmoed scholarship bucks to? They got trashed so fast and furiously the feds just gave up charging him.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Oh, and EPSTEIN! EPSTEIN! EPSTEIN! plus fuck Ted Cruz!

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Bupkus231's avatar

Just saw a clip this morning of Couchfucker claiming that CBO projections are often atrocious. That got me thinking - the times when a CBO projection was proven wrong is AFTER THE FACT. As it is, in my search for "times CBO projections were Wrong", All I saw were hits from biased right wing sites and "think tanks".How come Democrats or left-leaning think tanks are represented much in those whining about the CBO. Of the ones I looked at, most of the complaints were from those for whom the projections were too expensive or revenues too low - i.e., the same shit that Republicans have been pushing since before Reagan.

One would think Republicans would realize that they've "cried wolf" over the CBO all too often.

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Rosy red ASS's avatar

Nah, they know it works.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Because the electorate has the attention span of a gnat on Adderall.

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EyeQueue's avatar

It's shameful and disgusting. This is a big part of why we can't have nice things. A democracy takes an engaged and intelligent populace.

We don't have that.

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TerseNurse's avatar

without the Adderall

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Dina's avatar

I'm watching "The Poseidon Adventure" (the original 1972 one) and, in the first half-hour, I always expect Leslie Nielsen to say or do something funny.

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42tontom's avatar

Surely you’re not taking him seriously!

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Dina's avatar

I was hoping someone—like the skeevy representative of the ship's new owner—would say something like, "Surely you blah blah blah..." but he didn't. Boo.

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2Cats2Furious's avatar

Because I love all y’all, have some Josh Johnson. Talking about a cat at about the 15-16 minute mark. Happy Caturday! 😺😺

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9A72MVd4kdM

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

He is so wonderful!

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Cookie Lady's avatar

His recent bit about Jillian Michaels was *chef’s kiss* perfect.

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2Cats2Furious's avatar

Agreed! I just love him soooooooooooooooo much. Seems like he does an entirely new set for each appearance, which I think is unheard of. And he’s so thoughtful and funny each time. ❤️❤️❤️

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Cookie Lady's avatar

I got to see him live in Dayton and he is so quick and his story telling to build to the “joke” is absolutely perfect.

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2Cats2Furious's avatar

I’m so jealous!!! He’s not in my area to see live, and I probably can’t make it out even if he was, but I sent another Wonker some $ to see him next month.

I love him for posting his sets to YouTube so we all get to enjoy for free. He’s the best storyteller of my lifetime. For reals.

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Resource NW's avatar

Gulf temps edging up, 81/31 plus. High giving way to a low, a storm coming from Africa may punch through below Cuba, but seems to be weakening as it travels... so far.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Wait until it hits the GULF OF RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES ...

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Resource NW's avatar

Can we release the hounds on the convicted felon? I am sure he won't be able to outrun them.

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helenasgarden's avatar

Are you talking about the Gulf of Mexican Legends? XD

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Cookie Lady's avatar

Cheese and rice. I read The Guardian this morning and I just want to go lay down and wait for the end.

I am SO TIRED of my fellow democrats undermining each other. And “Never Trump” Republicans profiting off their internet attacks and then cutting Democrats off at the knees when they finally fight back.

Maybe this country actually does deserve Trump.

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2Cats2Furious's avatar

I checked the headlines at The Guardian (because I don’t trust the U.S. corporate media) when I woke up at 4:30 AM, and I had to nope the fuck out before even reading any of the articles.

I don’t think any of us here deserve the Mad King, but I feel you.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

yeah I don't got a lot of hope for 26

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Rosy red ASS's avatar

I gave up on hope. I was stupidly hopeful in 2016 and again in 2024. I'm sad about it but it's where I live now.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

When our side (ie, everyone to the left of Goebbels) spends more time fighting each other than the actual fascists, we gonna lose.

but at least we will have shown them! Let it comfort us in the gulags

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

In re: The Republican Gestapo's illegal tactics. Just imagine what would happen if America's laws were enforced...

"Sharon has been tracking license plates on cars driven by ICE agents, and she’s finding they don’t match the vehicles. In other words, ICE is using secret, illegal tactics—just like we suspected. REMINDER: the DMV is not a federal agency. @governor.ca.gov "

https://bsky.app/profile/cwebbonline.com/post/3lwywdthisk2x

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Stulexington's avatar

I'm reminded of the video of ICE getting towed while kidnapping someone and I can't help thinking this should happen more. Especially if they're using stolen plates, or even swapping plates for vehicles they own.

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Rosy red ASS's avatar

I heard from a friend that towing companies were doing that in LA.

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Bobathonic's avatar

Wrong plates is a stolen car, right?

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Martin Shobe's avatar

I think you have to operate off of that assumption.

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Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

I have a bottle of Rittenhouse Rye in the house now.

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YaJagoff's avatar

Kill it!

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Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

I am about to continue an ongoing project involving water damaged lumber. Basic highball: brown liquor and four parts water. Edibles FTW.

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memzilla's avatar

Nice Time! It's dozens o' doxies!

'A miniature army of dachshunds descended on a care home to help a resident celebrate her 102nd birthday.'

Laurice Clark, who lives at Scarlet House in Stroud, Gloucestershire, loves the breed and used to show them at Crufts when she was younger.

The home put out an appeal for dachshund owners in the area to bring them along to her birthday tea party on Thursday as a special surprise.

https://www.bbc.com/news/videos/c307l54nlrmo

Also too: The 2025 run of the Annual Corgi Derby, with the winner: Yapalong Cassidy!*

https://www.bbc.com/news/videos/c3wx71vyyg3o

*(not actually the winner)

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Fog of Jen's avatar

too bad, yapalong cassidy is so much better a name than the usual pedigree canine name of like Lord Talonmight moonshifter tradesweat III of Sussex

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Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

My very first dog as a kid was a German Shepard that was a failed show dog. Her name was Lady Juvenile Tavistock Whitlow. We called her Juvie.

She wouldn't stand still for judging so somehow someone knew someone who knew someone and we got her for free. Great family dog. She knew what she wanted, and it was not a life of ribbons and shows!

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Fog of Jen's avatar

Good girl!

My sister got a bred border collie dog similarly, though hers was born with a defected foot so could never be shown. The breeder was going to put her down but a mutual friend applied to my sister. Think her name on the papers was like 4 or 5 names long, but we all called her Daisy

Well, I called her crazy daisy. Border collie after all. Sweetheart though

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Bobathonic's avatar

"running running running like a constipated weiner dog"

~Weird Al

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Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

Oh no!

NYT declared the Democratic Party is on life support, if not dead!! Time to roll over and just die already!

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/democratic-party-losing-ground-republlican-party-new-york-times_n_68a82a01e4b0c791dbab7be9

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Bradthe🤖's avatar

“I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.”

Will Rogers

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

"NYT"

See, there's your problem, right there.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

In many ways, they are not wrong. If viewed objectively from the outside, the Democrats have done very little that has made it to the widespread media. (Of course, the NYT is a big part of that problem) Many actual Democrats here bemoan the lack of spine and cojones shown by the current crop of Democratic "establishment" leadership.

But, as such, this is the usual propaganda ... like the crime rate in DC.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

MSM declares the people they purposefully ignore entirely are not making it into the media

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TerseNurse's avatar

Ok, Boomer

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2Cats2Furious's avatar

Fetch me my fainting couch!

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Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

The Chicago Sun-Times weekend section used to lede the brief restaurant reviews with the quote "Ma, fetch me my eatin' pants"

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

I used to have drinkin' shoes, I get it!

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Void's avatar

Old pedo president finally has big hands. Hope they’re painful

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-hand-makeup-raises-new-health-questions-after-cankles-concern/

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Maybe it's that synthetic skin he just got Bobbie Brainworms to approve Medicare coverage for?

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Fog of Jen's avatar

you know....

He's the president of the united states. Can they find no make up people who can do a better blending job than that?

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Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

Groom of the hand. Whar 'body man'?

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Stulexington's avatar

No. See also, his lack of tailor. I get the feeling that he doesn't let anyone manage anything about his appearance.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

From what I understand the Fetid Fascist is adamant about doing his hair and makeup HIMSELF.

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

And he's nailing it!

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Rosy red ASS's avatar

His makeup artist obviously HATES him.

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TerseNurse's avatar

it's to cover up bruising from an IV

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Schmannity's avatar

Arm veins have collapsed from shooting up Adderall I just read on the Internet!

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Resource NW's avatar

He did the "crush your knuckles handshake" thing with bad vlad and lost.

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Void's avatar

He got injected with plutonium I’m pretty sure. He looks and sounds awfule

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Nolan_Mark5 - 仕事の鬼's avatar

Tragically, that makes sense.

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Rosy red ASS's avatar

Tragically?

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Nolan_Mark5 - 仕事の鬼's avatar

Yeah, it's just another sign that there's a hyooge medical team in continuous operation to keep him going. He probably died years ago and his corpse is running on nanobots, Gatorade, and Adderall.

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Let me sum up's avatar

There's probably some Brawndo in the mix too.

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TerseNurse's avatar

I think 'tragic' in that it's not something more immediately fatal

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Rosy red ASS's avatar

😈

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

"Death comes for us all, my lords. Even for kings he comes."

~ Sir Thomas More

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Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

Quotes like these, presumably public domain, ought to be used for ads and billboards.

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Strongly agreed.

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Rosy red ASS's avatar

May it come for him SOON.

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Bobathonic's avatar

< we're waiting gif >

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

79-yrs-old, sick, and senile.

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