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Matthew Hooper's avatar

Busy questions here.

UncleTravelingMatt's avatar

Steak n' Eggs, they used to call it in Reno. When I worked at the Club Cal-Neva, it meant a Bud and shot of Old Crow. Bottles of Bud and well drinks were $1 in 1999-2000, which was damned cheap, even then. That was a working man's eye opener -- when I worked the graveyard shift, guys would stop in for a quick drink while they waited for the bus on their way to work in the morning.

Sleepmonger's avatar

Ah, Cobra is right around the block from where Max and Erma's used to be! I loved that place, until they spawned chains, got into financial trouble for it, got bought out by venture capitalists and corporatized into oblivion. :(

Reader's avatar

I've been enjoying Miller High Life pony beers. They're the perfect size.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

"And, of course, everything goes with Fernet-Branca."

Huzzah! That's why I love you, Hooper.

Crabman's avatar

I know it’s not a popular opinion around here but I like PBR, Coors, Miller, and the like. I’m an old but I still enjoy physical labor and for me those beers are great thirst quenchers.

Easterncedar's avatar

Genesee Cream is my nostalgia beer these days, when I get home.

TheGreatAndPowerfulMormos!'s avatar

I've had an offensive amount of pbr in my life, and I like highlife. I've consequently discovered that adding aromatic bitters to cheap beer is positively delectable.

PuraVida's avatar

Henry's if you can find it. Rainier if you can't.

UncleTravelingMatt's avatar

They changed the hops bill for Henry's, so it just doesn't taste right. I take my Vitamin R, though, even if it's not brewed in the PNW any more.

AthenaH2SO4's avatar

I'm also not a fan of Jack - it's an extremely hot spirit, and the banana esters they like to pretend are a good thing are actually the result of just CRANKING out their product. I'd honestly say it's one of the most overrated spirits out there.

Daydrinking is my JOB!'s avatar

As a young man here in Michigan, it was Strohs and Southern Comfort.

Eventually the SC was too sweet for me, and I moved to Canadian Club.

The Strohs was a constant throughout, with or without the shot.

Terri Ring's avatar

My Dad used to make his Manhattans with Canadian Club or another Canadian whisky. Don’t know if he ordered them that way at bars. Dad was a thrifty guy - he drank Busch.

Miss Grundy's avatar

Canadian Club is expensive now that the Pedo-in-Chief has hit it with a tariff.

TurnItOff!'s avatar

For those of us on this side of the border, may I suggest C.C and Kokanee?

"M"'s avatar

He's so ridiculous

Stranger Than Friction's avatar

I remember Strohs! A blast from the past

Caepan's avatar

I loved the original Strohs. A beer that tased like beer! Whooda thunk it!

Gammarae's avatar

my dad and uncles all drank stroh's back in the day.

Steve in SoCal's avatar

Strohs was good until it bought Schlitz, then it went to hell

Liz and Max the No. 1 Cat's avatar

I have a picture of myself age somewhere between one and two. Sitting on the floor in my little overalls, hardly any hair that you can see - my hair was so light at that time you could barely see it. My dad called me Joe cause I looked like a boy. Anyway, there I am with a bottle of Strohs in my hands. Before anyone retroactively calls Childrens Services, I'm pretty sure the bottle was empty. However, I was a Strohs drinker for a long time as an adult.

Terri Ring's avatar

Ha! That was a favorite photo pose in my family - Baby with an (empty) Beer.

tehbaddr's avatar

"A shot of Jameson paired with Guinness is an instant classic."

We'd drop the shot in the pint and call it a car bomb.

Susanneh's avatar

This is the classic I know. The shot is dropped in the beer and then chug! I don't think I ever had one myself, but observed it often in my old NYC Irish ironworkers bar in Dumbo

Craig Nixon's avatar

Oooh, haven't seen that in a minute now.

Craig Nixon's avatar

𝐼 𝑚𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑒-𝑔𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑏𝑜𝑖𝑙𝑒𝑟𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑒𝑟 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑏𝑒𝑒𝑟.

I'm no stranger to a few boilermakers. Started on them when I was 16 or 17.

Big thumbs up on Jim Beam, which is really smooth enough for a rocks glass and a splash.

But Miller High Life? Oh man, just the thought of it makes me sad. That's like Near Beer.

My pee probably has a higher ABV, and maybe tastes better too.

Heh. We love ya, Hoop.

Easterncedar's avatar

Miller has a certain skunkiness, so not a complete waste of a drink, IMO, although it has been decades since I bought it for anything but slug bait. I used to love Ballantine Ale for its distinctive skunky funk.

Elderly John's avatar

I worked at Ballantine during the summer in college. We had beer breaks instead of coffee breaks, but we couldn't get drunk because the assembly line ran so fast and we were hefting cases of beer onto pallets.

Easterncedar's avatar

I just read up on the history of Ballantine. So sad that it was killed, and the recipes lost.

Craig Nixon's avatar

The first beer I ever had, aged 12 or so, was a Miller.

ames's avatar

My high school beer was Black Label. Sadly, drinking it did not turn me into Stephen King, my high school writing hero.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

What's the non alcoholic version of this?

Zyxomma's avatar

Malta. A good one if you can find it; settle for Goya if that's all there is. Smooth like a good whiskey, foamy and malty like a good dark beer. And unlike most Latinx sodas, it's not overly sweet.

ames's avatar

A rootbeer float! Seriously, you've got the drink, which even has beer in the name, and something delicious floating in it.

ames's avatar

Oh no! But so many sodas work. The many variations of coke are delicious - my favorite is RC - and 7-Up is also a great choice. Or go for whatever soda/ice cream combo floats your boat.

If you're not into that, the Mormons have some great dirty soda options. Not Mormon, will drink all of them. A wiki: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirty_soda

CambridgeKnitter's avatar

Horrors! A good root beer is a joy.

devourerofpancakes's avatar

Well shoot. I was going to make a joke about how we all just gave up after this awful week but then got went and wrote a thoughtful post. I'm gonna go sulk and nurse my boilermaker.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

I’m noticing a theme with the drinks, we’ll have a recipe for tincture of laudanum before the midterms.

Terri Ring's avatar

Just absinthe straight up….

30 characters max's avatar

Moonshine 3 Fridays in a row... Hmmm.

𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉's avatar

And by 2028, Hoop will just have a hammer behind the bar…

DavidGC's avatar

is it considered gauche to drink white russians after labor day, Hooper?

/s

Craig Nixon's avatar

As long as you don't wear them you should be ok.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

Can we use real beer instead of Miller and skip the Jim Beam?

YaJagoff's avatar

You can use what's good to you.

Georgiaburning's avatar

I saw the Miller and immediately thought of Jim Beam!

Natalie's avatar

In Philly it is know as the Citywide, and traditionally is PBR and Jim Beam. God bless Bob & Barabara's!

A Tad Impatient To 86 47's avatar

A headline on HuffPo:

Congress Is Starting To Argue About A Potential AI Apocalypse

In my 30+ years working in a federal budget office, I learned that Congress *always* waits to take action until it’s almost too late.

Two problems there:

1) This Congress may not remember how to take action.

B) “Too late” is often hard to pinpoint. AI may prove to be the best example of that. But it may be too late to use the lesson.

Article: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/ai-ted-cruz-amy-klobuchar-maria-cantwell_n_6aa439e7e4b09fd4319eb703?utm_campaign=share_email&ncid=other_email_o63gt2jcad4

Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

"Will whoever is saying, 'How much dumber can republicons get?" please stop. They are taking it as a challenge".

Not mine, but I wish it were

Schmannity's avatar

DeSantis: ‘Florida will provide asylum’ to holdout juror in Lindsay Clancy case

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (R) on Friday accused the media of launching a smear campaign against the lone holdout juror in the Lindsay Clancy murder trial, after a report revealed that the juror had a history of alleged domestic violence and an active restraining order.

“A man objected to allowing a woman to kill her three young kids and get away with it, so NBC is trying to smear that juror, whose identity should be protected,” DeSantis wrote on social media in response to the report from NBC10 Boston. “Another low for legacy media.

“If the juror is being harassed, Florida will provide asylum — I’m sure he’d be welcomed and appreciated,” DeSantis wrote.

https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/6085748-florida-offers-asylum-holdout-juror/

Stulexington's avatar

Wow he really wants Florida tourism to stay in the toilet.

Also, don't they still have 2 alternate jurors?

Martin Shobe's avatar

Doesn't matter. A mistrial was already declared.

Shananigan's avatar

I don't think there was any possibility she would "get away with it" with any decision. If she'd been found not guilty by reason of insanity, it's my understanding that she'd end up confined anyway, just not in an actual prison.

The Wanderer's avatar

" . . . the juror had a history of alleged domestic violence and an active restraining order."

Perfect FL GOP voter.

Opalescent Riddles's avatar

Perfect FL GOP elected official.

Ambiance Chaser's avatar

So, how tf did this dude make it through jury selection ?

How could neither attorneys nor the judge simply ask "do any of you have a history of domestic violence ?" . . .

Reader's avatar

Lol of course he'd be welcomed and appreciated.

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Stulexington's avatar

Well yeah, it's okay if a Republican does it.

freakishlystrong's avatar

Oh shut the fuck up, go golfing for fuck's sake. We've heard enough of your shit to last a lifetime. All I see in the media is stupid questions about the "trmp dividend." It's illegal, congress would have to pass it, and he's bribing us with our own money. It's stupid. What's scarier and really needs deep discussion is that weird pledge of allegiance that every fucking cultist in that arena took part. All those republicans lined up in the green rooms for the Sunday shows should be asked about that, and the chud shouting death threats as Cruz insulted Democrats. Period.

Ambiance Chaser's avatar

If it wasn't for the Logan Act

Republicans would never laugh . . .

Ted Cruz's Beard's avatar

Three things:1) nice jam at Dave’s Bar & Grille last night. Played all the old favorites, 2) got the best sailing day of the week on Wednesday; today is line after line of dark gray with white and blue fringes announcing each new formation, 3) had a 2 hour migraine set to the tune of “My Baby Loves Lovin’”, the 1970 inane misogynistic atrocity that I guess my mind dug up to torture me. Here’s the link for your listening pleasure. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rdpkAs_9R3c&pp=0gcJCYsCo7VqN5tD&ra=m

This is like a letter I’m putting straight into the fire.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social

Thinking about how a girl at Christian summer camp asked me if my dad was in Al Qaeda and I got in trouble for asking if her dad was a Klansman bc “her question was understandable”

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

What? White people can't be in the Klan!?!

I'm just askin!

Schmannity's avatar

More than 500,000 Russian troops killed in Ukraine, UK defense chief says

https://nypost.com/2026/09/12/world-news/more-than-500000-russian-troops-killed-in-ukraine-uk-defense-chief-says/

100,000 more than U.S. WW II military deaths.

A Tad Impatient To 86 47's avatar

About the number of U.S. deaths in our Civil war? Which was a bloodbath.

shivaskeeper's avatar

Currently 11M less than Russian military deaths in WWII. They have a ways to go yet.

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Oh hey BBC, how is Trumps two day trip to Ireland going?

"As for the signs and placards, very few can be pictured due to their expletive nature."

Ok. So about normal?

SayItWithWookies's avatar

America is respected again!

Craig Nixon's avatar

Hottest country ever.

Schmannity's avatar

They're not laughing at us anymore!

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

No, they’re cussing at us.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

I have a deep thought based on the drone twin towers thing below: if they ever get to celebrate anything again in Ukraine, both fireworks and drones seem like they’d traumatize the population.

Kush's avatar

In Scotland there was a tradition of "Half and Half" in pubs where you have a single Scotch whiskey and half a pint of beer and sip them alternately . It was an old man's thing but, similarly the craft beer thing might have brought it back.

A Tad Impatient To 86 47's avatar

Good morning. (Yeah, at almost 72, I’ve finally learned to sleep in. Sorry if others can’t always.)

The message I’d really like to get across to all voters, and to negligent non-voters, is simple:

The Republican Party did this to us on purpose.

paperlesstiger's avatar

Meanwhile, at the BRICS summit ...

𝘈𝘥𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘕𝘦𝘸 𝘋𝘦𝘭𝘩𝘪 𝘋𝘦𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯: 𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘺 𝘴𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘐𝘓𝘓𝘌𝘎𝘈𝘓.

The Wanderer's avatar

Of course. Russia needs money and electronic components, after all.

calliecallie, aka pollyanna's avatar

Just when you think this dystopian hell can't get any worse...

Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

Some fucking asshole finds a trap door and fucking has to open it!

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Hence our more and more potent Friday drink recipes, by Election Day it will be polish spiritus straight from the bottle.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

You find a small pile of cat barf right in the doorway. #Caturday