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Your name's not Bruce? That's going to cause some confusion!

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Since it is a card game and gambling could be involved that means Trump is going to wind up bankrupt again.....

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"And the Thames flowed, like a great silver turd..."

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OMG we're twins cuz my name is Cindylou. Not really but everyone calls me that. Not sure why. But, hey, I can't wait to get the game and force everyone to play it! They will have fun or they will regret it.

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Ina Gadda Derrida. Honey.

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Did you, perhaps, teach a Grinch the meaning of Christmas, once?

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He said he was from the government and he needed to take Daddy's scotch because there was a recall, but then he cleaned the place out. Why does the government want to take all of our nice things?

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Because they're so fancy.

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Wait - does this mean I actually have to pay my pledge? I guess I thought the "pledge" was just like part of the game or something.

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It's always Greenwich Village Time at my house.

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What is a wazzock?

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Oh thank Dog for the fine, generous Wonkers. I was afraid you'd threaten to keep the Wonkebago in my driveway and prevent me from getting to work tomorrow until I ponied up some serious cash. :)Not that I'd mind.

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man, I could really use that $20 for weed now

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Just too bad you didn't have a gun.

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It's prolly like a pillock.

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I just use a fois gras goose feeding funnel. No muss, no fuss. Efficient, too!

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