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Peter Witting's avatar

It’s gonna get worse....my prediction for the 2020 GOP ticket is:

Newt/Pence

The Newt has been floating back into the public sphere recently, and this entire government takeover was his though-baby born in the mid-80’s.

VelisissimaVonKnucklefronts's avatar

Gelatinous Cubes: the night cleaning crew of D&D dungeons.

rtpoeman's avatar

Yay! You got the reference!

ResisterSister's avatar

Derek Smalls looks like shit! (Side note: Mr. Schearer, if you are reading this, I think YOU are adorable.)

Zyxomma's avatar

Last time I stood on the supervolcano that is Yellowstone National Park, I could feel the geothermal power all around me and beneath my feet. If we had a smart grid, it could power the entire country, apart from Hawaii and Alaska.

Forky the Bun-Bun's avatar

That guy looks like chlamydia in human form.

LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

Ooh, who knew that sword could be sharp on both sides - ?

insert_something_creative's avatar

Funny how it's all "personal views are irrelevant" when it is a repugnant Republican, but not if it is someone tangentially related to someone who has voted Democratic

oafishcad's avatar

Which department is going to take all private land from people along the southern border, cutting off access to the Rio Grande to all Americans? And cutting the land of one native people whose land straddles the border? Is it him? Now that America and not Mexico is paying.

george lastrapes's avatar

I can't get over the dystopian zaniness of the Trump rallies, and how wound up he gets the very folks so badly wounded by his failing, flailing policies. "This is the way the world ends, Not with a bang but a simper..." In my own mind I've rebranded him and his acolytes: Pussychopathic Clown Posse and the Repuggalos.

VelisissimaVonKnucklefronts's avatar

If Giphy were popping up for me, I'd post the Captain America "I understood that reference" gif. Just, uhh, imagine it here.

Malaclypse's avatar

I think you missed a prime "vegan butthole" insertion opportunity, otherwise, 10/10. :)

Princess Erika the Radiant's avatar

i'm surprised they didn't get Cliven Bundy - but maybe he still doesn't believe taht the federal government exists

Daniel's avatar

Or he was just very intimate with someone who does love him (or pretends to) who had diarrhoea from the usual place.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦's avatar

"Acting" Director == He/She/It sucks donkey balls.

Royal Ugly Dude's avatar

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