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Ducksworthy's avatar

I hope they will spend some time getting to the bottom of the Dreaded Risotto Disaster.

SprinkleMagic PartyBuns🥂's avatar

Some xtians also have no problem. Some actually have a differeant attitude toward science, and/or to when the fetus is "ensouled", or at least realize that it depends on the circumstances. They just don't scream as loudly.

Ducksworthy's avatar

Can no longer fit through the door.

Ducksworthy's avatar

I'm starting to think that was a mistake. It was easier to identify them when they had fewer teeth.

Paperless Tiger's avatar

Despite the fact that it's a pack of lies, it's still not as bad as conspiring with Russia to launch a cyber-warfare attack on Americans. That's treason.

SprinkleMagic PartyBuns🥂's avatar

Mommy* won't allow it.

*could be actual mother, or *shudder* spouse. À la Pence.

kaydenpat's avatar

We should be doing just that. At least our legislation would be beneficial to the majority of Americans because we're not hateful scum like the redditors featured in this post.

Querolous's avatar

The Cimmaron was a J-body car from GM.Aries/Reliant was a K- car from Chrysler.

whitroth's avatar

I do understand that. However, given the sheer VOLUME of the funnymentalists, this makes a shorter and clearer statement. I mean, heavens forfend, let me clutch my pearls, you don't think those assholes even know how to *spell* the word "nuanced", do you?

Querolous's avatar

Àʼnđ Ȗmļàūţŝ!

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

That's where they keep their drugs!

GreyWolfSC's avatar

...or the smell test, an IQ test, etc...

GreyWolfSC's avatar

Those poor animals. :(