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One hopes that he gets all their names. Hugh Jass, Amanda Huggenkiss, Mike Rotch, all those troublemakers.

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My mass (without serpent) is approx. equivalent to 2.53 bags of Portland cement. (Almost a full bag heavier than I was during my cycling road racing years even though I no longer have those quads.)

Since there are no standardized units of mass for dark matter, I cannot provide an estimate of The Serpent's weight. (But since he is composed of matter, albeit an exotic form of it, he has mass and is subject to the pull of gravity just like the rest of us. How he is able to remain hovering just above my head, apparently at will, on a continuous basis without using any currently known form of energy is a mystery to both of us though.)

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... Isaac Cox, Ida Slapter also, too.

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I have family in Toronto; have visited many times. I have actually seen fellow Americans put quarters into vending machines with no clue as to why it spits them back out.

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It works the other way too - in New York and Pennsylvania, Michigan and Ohio the vending machines don't take Canadian currency. Interestingly, though, as you go father south they're not as picky. Guess the machine owners know their likely clientele. *grins*

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Mike Hunt is always a pain in the ass.

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It's not "pure gold," just gold leaf!

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donald t rump?

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Wonkette's been fooled, those people aren't Latinos. They're all too busy saying "Oy Vey" to Gay Pride Parades.

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Undocumented immigrants working in construction? Yeah, who'd ever heard of such a thing? Such a far-fetched idea is obviously untrue.

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It's a Bushism.

Edit: Oops, I see natoslug beat me to it.

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and, for the trifecta, "Make the pie higher".

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The thing is, it's usually the RWNJs who are bitching about how the construction industry is overrun with ill eagles.

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The same time as yesterday, and last year, and ....

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Well, according to The Donald, Jeb! has to "like the Mexican Illegals because of his wife."

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