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We added an armed police officer to our school this year. Obviously, he would have done nothing to help on this situation. Neither would arming the teachers.Republican 'solutions' remain bullshit.

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If I said what I wished would happen to Youngkin and the rest of the NRA funded Republican scum I'd be banhammered so I'm going to do the smart thing and bite my tongue.

*grumbles quietly*

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Fuck your Thoughts Fuck your Prayers In fact, fuck all you ammosexuals

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With rusty chainsaws.

Votes not necessarily included.

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Did we have to go this far, to expose the bullshit "what was the motive?" line? Humans will be human and *none* of us can be trusted to wander around in a swamp of guns.

And, charge the fucking owner of this gun as an accessory to attempted murder! I am not a lawyer, but I am so damned sick of watching our legal system fail!

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Should we have all the hall monitors packing heat?“You! Up against the wall! Now! Put your books down and step away from the locker….”

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“She’s probably going to make it, so what’s the big fucking deal?”

-Glenn Younklin’s inner voice

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They'll probably try him as an adult.

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The fucking gun owners and parents certainty should be tried as adults.

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I have no words, no thoughts, and no prayers. All of them are useless. SIX FUCKING YEARS OLD!

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There's going to be a point where I need someome (ahem) overseas to "send for me." I'll clean your house, sleep in the basement and play your piano.

(And eat your baked goods, but only the ones you give me.)

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Kyle been hittin the biscuits n gravy quite regularly.

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I don't have a piano. But if you're any good at DIY and gardening you'd be welcome.

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I installed my entryway tile floor and switched out the sensor in my hot water tank. Pretty good at replacing car radiators. I share a garden with my neighbors and can get you references as an excellent early morning waterer. But once the sun is on me I scurry away.

I'll be shipping myself over in the piano, so, 2 birds one stone. I know, people will say "why not fly" but it's so difficult flying with a piano.

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Why aren’t gun owners required to carry liability insurance? Criminals intent in using guns for crime won’t insure them, just like those idiots who drive without insurance. That said, a lot of these mass shooters and kids sneaking guns, etc. has been the result of responsible gun owners being irresponsible af. If they’re so responsible, they’ll be cool with purchasing insurance. It’s not like those guns are cheap. While we’re at it, tax the fuck out of the ammunition. We may not be able to stop them from buying guns by the buttload, but we can make it costly.

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Someone, by word or deed, taught a 6 year-old that murder is a solution to their problems. How to use a firearm and to pull a trigger. I still can’t wrap my mind around it. Terrifying.

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