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Violet Likes Pretty Flowers's avatar

She was a bleach-blonde, bad-built, butch-body people-eater,

A bleach-blonde, bad-built, butch-body people-eater,

She was a bleach-blonde, bad-built, butch-body people-eater,

She sure looks fascist to me....

Everybody sing!

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Beverly Maddox's avatar

MTG came for the wrong one, and Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett dealt with her white fragility. MAGA can’t tell me squat about integrity, respect, accountability or decorum. Anyone who believes house Republicans are interested in any of these attributes aren’t paying attention period. You keep coming for Black women, if you go to the gutter, we are coming in for you. Folks better stop thinking you can go high with these people, they are here to destroy and burn it all down to maintain white supremacy.

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BUZZME's avatar

I am in awe of Ms. Crockett. As someone that rehearses conversations before they occur to come up with such an accurate description blows me away. I've said this before, I hope to live long enough to vote Crockett for President.

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Mike Gesing's avatar

The best part was Raskin trying not to bust out laughing.

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Ms.Moon's avatar

The Internet remains undefeated. MTG could have sat there and ate her brontosaurus leg

https://youtu.be/jwCcHxbAakw?si=XD_pT0D4AekVVKYH

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zb23's avatar

“she’s beautiful, intelligent, and has more class than you’ll ever have”

i am so very sorry he suffers from Bizarro/Opposite-World Syndrome. that must be very hard for him. 😥

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Barney Rubble's avatar

Kinda a prerequisite for voluntarily spending time with Marge, one would think. No amount of lobomotization or mind altering drugs would make me want to have a conversation with MTG, let alone be in a fucking relationship with her.

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Stephen St John's avatar

I have 2 or 3 words I'd like to say to Marge, and the first one starts with F.

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RRJKR's avatar

A woman I know, a liberated person known to sometimes use vulgar and unladylike language, put it like this " if my pussy is no longer guaranteed privacy, why the fuck is your dick?" I didn't have a good answer.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Sounds like you know my sister.

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RRJKR's avatar

All this talk of women's reproductive systems should demand equal time for men. If GOP politicians want to go to the gynecologist office, they should also accompany men to the urologist Treatment for ED and other problems should be a matter of public record Start with no more "boner" pills They are in obvious violation of God's will, Also too. fellas. no more jerkin' off. Onanism is a sin

Then Judah said to Onan, “Sleep with your brother’s wife and fulfill your duty to her as a brother-in-law to raise up offspring for your brother.” But Onan knew that the child would not be his; so whenever he slept with his brother’s wife, he spilled his semen on the ground to keep from providing offspring for his brother. What he did was wicked in the Lord’s sight; so the Lord put him to death also. Genesis 38:8-10

Some crazy shit in that Bible

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bakeneko's avatar

Someone seriously ought to run an AI image generator with multiple clones of MTG trying to do that Megan Thee Stallion video... I doubt I would survive watching it, it just needs to exist. anyway

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Ms.Moon's avatar

This is only one of the remixes that has made it’s way to Al Gore’s Internet, expect more

https://youtu.be/lFMMukrgUFA?si=BDgRuDoR5qmQN0SA

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cynmac's avatar

Gore needs to pay his interns more.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. If it weren't for double standards, they wouldn't have no standards at all.

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AthenaH2SO4's avatar

Meat Sweats Marge is BIG MAD about someone having much better style than her chosen look of "CROSSFIT AND SNIPING GOSSIP".

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

Deleted what I would love to say to Sporky, and will send Congressperson Crockett the quarters from my cuss jar. After all she has to inhale Sporky’s body wash on a frequent basis.

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The_Shadout_Mapes's avatar

*continues to doodle Mrs. Jasmine Crockett (complete with a heart over the i) over all my notebooks*

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2Cats2Furious's avatar

Hey! I’ve been saying Rep. Crockett is my legislative girlfriend for a while now.

Although I’d settle for just going out for cocktails with her. You KNOW she would spill all the tea.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

This committee desperately needs a halfway competent chair. Gomer couldn’t keep order in a morgue.

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cynmac's avatar

Gormer really means Cormer.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Sigh. My former member of Congress, Carolyn Maloney, knew how to run Oversight.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

That was the first time I saw the clip of Rep. Crockett grilling that Hamilton douche. And the way he so contemptuously crossed his arms as a black woman dared to question him made me feel really punchy.

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Always Be Ithacating's avatar

Gene Hamilton is as evil as they come, thick as thieves with Stephen Miller. And is shockingly smug about it.

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Tza's avatar

I’ve seen her before, in a few clips posted on The Hill (read it at work for recent congress news stuff). She is VERY effective

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

I’ve seen her in other clips. She takes no shit and has no fucks to give.

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