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Isn't J. Kenneth Blackwell also involved in this?

If so, that might be their undoing. He could rig an election for President in Ohio, but couldn't rig himself to become governor.

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I. Just. Can't. Anymore.

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"Hit me!"

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It's Friday, so he's down in Mar-a-Lago spending more tax money.

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Ls, Gs, Bs, Ts, Qs.

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Fox News: We'll Even Play Voicemail Tag

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Me too-- my high school had me down as the male version of my name. I just ignored it and got threatened with a warrant. I had to go in to the SS office for an audio visual demonstration.

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They always tell me to turn off my phone, then I use it to look up names I don't recognize anyway, so it FEELS fraudulent.

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They did it to me, and I'm a woman! Seriously, got a draft card. My very prudish and conservative Mom suggested I send them a Polaroid of my tits.

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Ron Ziegler laughs at them from his sulfur pool in Hell.

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So now that "voting" is out, what do we do on Wonkette when we want to say something bad about a public figure? If I can't bash some politician with votes my whole world will crumble. Soon I'll stop eating the cake that we like and start eating canned clams, I'll have to end my relationship with Brad...OH MY GOD I"LL HAVE TO WEAR PANTS! THE HORROR, THE HORROR!

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VERY much agreed. Pence is more of an Iago than an Othello.

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I can tell by their blood-stained hands.

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https://youtu.be/j82XkwHd_Q0If voter fraud was as massive as they say, you'd think the international observers would have noticed.

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