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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

NEIL!

tehbaddr's avatar

They are MY traffic control knick knacks!

satch's avatar

Neil's a Scottish soccer fan

Menotsure's avatar

Not exactly the Seal of Good Housekeeping.

Robin's avatar

Ah Neil! I was just down there last week. He's a bit of a rascal.

OneYieldRegular's avatar

Come home from the pub, Neil. Yer drunk.

Miss Grundy's avatar

Neil just wanna have fu-un.......

M-X's avatar

Neil is always facing up to and knocking down vertical stuff; it's the natural behavior with his kind but it does get in the way of his seasonal human community. But I love Neil.

I LOVE YOU, NEIL!!!

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Poor guy, where are all his seal buds?

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Most elephant seals live further south, but he was born on the coast of Tasmania and returns twice a year to molt.

The Wanderer's avatar

He has a felony record, as I recall. Might be shaming.

M-X's avatar

He's off track, he keeps doing this. I don't think they've figured it out.

freakishlystrong's avatar

"Welp." Excellent!

Linda1961 is proudly woke's avatar

"After all that work, I'm pooped!"

Al Bellenchia's avatar

Neil before Zod 🙃

SunMoonStars's avatar

John Cameron, a notable participant in the Jan. 6 Capitol riot, was widely mocked Tuesday after sharing a lengthy story about his struggles in the dating world, complaining that his “J6 story sends most women running, even the conservative ones.”

“I became single for the first time in twenty years when my ex-wife divorced me over J6,” Cameron wrote Monday in a social media post on X. “She couldn’t bear the doors slamming shut – family and friends turning their backs because of me.”

In 2022, Cameron was sentenced to three years probation for having stormed the U.S. Capitol after accepting a plea agreement from prosecutors. He proudly boasted of his involvement in the riot both prior and after the incident on social media, online posts that ultimately led to his identification and arrest.

In his Monday social media post, Cameron described the “brutal” dating conditions he’d experienced as a result of his participation in the Capitol riot, and vowed to “keep fighting for the truth.” But critics were quick to mock him over what several characterized as a half-hearted attempt to garner sympathy.

“Won't someone think of the poor domestic terrorists?” wrote Sean Biggerstaff, a Scottish actor best known for his role in the “Harry Potter” film franchise, in a social media post on X on Tuesday.

Novelist, podcast host and writer John Daly flagged Cameron’s pledge to “keep fighting” as evidence that the Capitol rioter appeared not to have “learned a thing,” and former Rep. Adam Kinzinger (R-IL) dismissed what he argued was Cameron’s attempt to paint himself as a “victim.”

“Maybe you shouldn’t have January 6’ed then,” Kinzinger wrote in a social media post on X. “These people always turn themselves into victims. Never take responsibility for their own actions. And then call everyone else snowflakes. It will be in the history books about the

https://www.rawstory.com/jan-6-2677166668/

Pig Bodine's avatar

Trump proclaiming he understands sports better than anyone while explaining any penalty or suspension after a team fouls or cheats is unfair because it penalizes that team by making it harder for them to win is pure idiocy but also succinctly describes how feels his entire universe should operate.

Lucius's avatar

Man, if only there were signs about Platner. Like maybe a Nazi tattoo or something.🙄

Schmannity's avatar

Since the cuts to USAID, no polka cuts have charted. Why does Musk hate Frank Yankovic??

Meccalopolis's avatar

Dick Contino or GTFO!

Brian McCurdy's avatar

Did I just dream it or was Kevin McCarthy not the same man who had a hard time getting enough votes to be Speaker from his own party, finally got in on the seventh-or-so try, and then was deposed because everyone hated him? Who's talking about candidate quality again?

catsntrees's avatar

I'm sure this has been said, and maybe said by the Loomer folks, and GOD I HATE BEING SOMEONE WHO THINKS LIKE LOOMER SOMETIMES!!! GAAAHHHHH! But I assume Platner is a rethuglican plant...I mean the warning signs were there, and for whatever reason the Maine Democratic party did not vet his ass like they should have...and while I'm glad the women came forward, they've come forward a bit too late...not quite but yeah...like the bit too late that Kamala came on board after Joe was forced out....now the story will be that the voters didn't get to choose because they didn't get to primary this Democratic "pick" that was picked for them by the Maine Democratic committee and not voters...and blah blah blah and voila...the concerned but not too concerned, and holy shit needed to retire ages ago, Collins will win again...I hate this timeline with a passion.

MacCruiskeen's avatar

ph'nglui mglw'nafh Mitch R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

The Mighty Ox's avatar

Welp. Good game. I'm kind of glad the USMNT lost, if only to acquit themselves from the shame of Trump interference for a victory.

That said, DEFEND THE GOAL BETTER NEXT TIME YOU NIMRODS!!

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

I over slept this AM. Forgot to plug my phone in last night.

Raccoon of Vengeance's avatar

@BigRedCeltTT 11h

Me: What are they saying about Mitch McConnell’s medical condition?

“He is brain dead.”

Me: Right. But what are they saying about his medical condition?

Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

Poor Mitch. But at least he has the comfort of his beloved wife sitting beside him. Wait, what?

Randy Bender's avatar

Bitch died the way he lived--screwing over the American people : )

Spotts1701's avatar

A French appeals court has reduced French far-right leader Marine La Pen's ban on running for public office so that she could run for President of France next year. However, the court also stated if she did so she would have to wear an electronic ankle bracelet, which would make such a campaign difficult.

https://www.nbcnews.com/world/europe/france-far-right-marine-le-pen-presidential-election-macron-rcna353271

eppe's avatar

At least she won't have to wear that Hannibal Lecter mask.

OneYieldRegular's avatar

Her mug shot will now be her official campaign photo.

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

The great thing about being a turtle is that you're always at room temperature.

ziggywiggy's avatar

"Ohio's governor race is tightening, with new polls showing Democrat Amy Acton and Republican Vivek Ramaswamy in a close contest, and raising the possibility the seat could flip in November, according to Newsweek.

Ohio is no longer seen as a safe Republican win, as the 2026 governor's race has become increasingly competitive despite the state's recent shift towards Republicans, the publication suggests. Five states – Arizona, Wisconsin, Georgia, Iowa and Nevada – are deemed toss-ups, and new polling shows close races in both Iowa and Ohio. The Ohio contest is now among the most closely watched in the country, according to Newsweek.

Other polls from The New York Times also show how close the race has become. Here's what to know.

Newsweek says Ohio is a key pickup opportunity for Democrats, with polls showing Acton either tied with or narrowly ahead of Ramaswamy in multiple surveys.

AARP poll: Acton leads 47%-44%.

New York Times/Siena poll: Acton and Ramaswamy tied at 47%.

Fox News poll: Acton leads 50%-49%.

While the race is tight, many election forecasters still slightly favor Republicans, according to the Cook Political Report. Still, polling shows Amy Acton has made the race highly competitive. Cook rates Ohio 'Likely Republican,' meaning Republicans are favored but the race still remains competitive.

What's making the race so competitive?

Newsweek notes that while Barack Obama carried the state in 2008 and 2012, Donald Trump won it in all three of his presidential runs, including by about 11 points in 2024. However, the publication reports that voters are increasingly concerned about inflation, the cost of living and health care, among other issues."

https://www.dispatch.com/story/news/politics/2026/07/06/ohio-among-states-that-could-flip-in-2026-midterms-heres-why/90781136007/

I posted something hopeful countdown to negative replies...

Every fucking time.

Thixotropickle's avatar

"Con-serv-o-turd voters are increasingly concerned about inflation, the cost of living and health care, versus how much they love to vote for candidates who will put the hate on all those people they hate."

PrimerGray's avatar

Racism vs. Misogyny, which will win?

ziggywiggy's avatar

Or money versus hope.

Thixotropickle's avatar

"The Senator continues to improve, and is working closely with his staff on Kentucky and Senate matters while the Senate is out of session.”

"Mitch! MITCH! HELLO IN THERE! Well, he's not working closely with us today, must be that coma thing he's stuck in. HAVE YOU SEEN THE GRIM REAPER YET MITCH? Of course, him not being able to communicate at all could reasonably be interpreted as 'continuing to improve' by many many, I say many."

-The Staff Working Ever So Closely

Randy Bender's avatar

No one alive has done more to destroy America and immiserate and kill us than Moscow Mitch. The upcoming hagiographies from the MSM presstitutes praising him are gonna be nauseating and vomit inducing : (

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

And ignored.

We ALL know what a traitorous bastard he was, may he burn on the floor of Hell.

Randy Bender's avatar

Even St. Fat Head/Squish Face will look up from the lake of hellfire at those O'Bitchuaries and yell that their fawning sychophancy is too much ; )