8 Comments
User's avatar
Ikimizi's avatar

"In a proposal unveiled in Houston"

Aren't the women of Houston a little more concerned right now about what kind of sammiches to make for ISIS?

Expand full comment
Olav_Pompatus's avatar

"That’s why he announced on Wednesday an <em>Exiting!</em> New! Plan!"

I thought that may have been a typo, but on second thought maybe Abbott's more strategic that I've given him credit for.

Expand full comment
Chris Grrr's avatar

About three in four Texans <i>do</i> have health insurance, and believe you me, that ain't half bad.

Expand full comment
SullivanSt's avatar

Hey, Abbot has women at that event, right where he wants them - on the sidelines.

Expand full comment
Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

<i>also too the token sissified guy fixing his hair to represent the gays</i>

ummm, that's Rick Perry

Expand full comment
Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

So basically that $50 million will go down the same rabbit hole that all the rest of Perry's cancer fund money went and end up being doled out to campaign donors instead of being used for anything useful

Expand full comment
bobbert's avatar

I'm not 100% certain, but I suspect that the guy in the wheelchair <i>is</i> Abbott.

Expand full comment
Ikimizi's avatar

Unless, maybe, if there had been a story in the news recently about an ISIS member buying a sandwich at a Houston deli.

Expand full comment