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But Wendy's is the best of the national fast food burger chains.

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It doesn't have any calories*, colors**, or caffeine***, so I'll take it.

*I don't need many since I spend 18 hours a day at a desk.**I don't really trust those dyes sometimes.***I think I'm falling of love with that stuff. It just makes me awake, not energetic.

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No, and if you knew me you would know that nothing goes the way I want, none of the time, nowhere and never. I don't think a lawsuit is appropriate. I looked at the website and the menu does not have a kids' section so I think it would be reasonable to expect that they might not be family friendly. However, I think it is probably prudent for all restaurants, except maybe those in strip clubs or cigar bars, to have a high chair stashed away.

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Sorry did not phrase that right. It was meant as a general question to everybody and not just to you.Will write out five hundred times.I must make my comments more precise.

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... but I LIKE Fresca...

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I grew up with Tab or Fresca the only two acceptable soda options that my mom would buy. Maybe Root Beer once in a while in the summer.

That's okay, I drink nothing but unsweetened iced tea these days.

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LOL!

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ot perhaps, but my contextual ads are for harry's razors and a free nra pocket knife (with membership). sharp!

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You must have been looking at porn recently

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I think I am most concerned with that it takes a razor blade to clean something. That ain't normal, is it? I mean, aside from cleaning glue off glass, this is not a normal thing to need a razor blade to clean, right?

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But . . . but . . . *lower lip trembles* . . . I like Fresca! What so wrong with delicious grapefruit soda?

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You underestimate the grease that coats Fast Food surfaces. Razors must be bought in huge boxes and they are used to scrape off SKIN THICK STRIPS OF SOLID ICK. Source: Me. I used to work at BK. Cleaning the broiler hoods before close is hard. Sometimes you set off the sprinklers and the store floods. Then the fire department shows up and you're stuck there til 2am.

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It tastes like Ted Cruz's bitter tears mixed with artificial sweetener.

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Ah - cyclamates ! I remember how good diet soda tasted before those were banned. I can't stand it now.

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Quit when I got a soda stream

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New flavor? Tedcruz Frosty?

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