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Because she didn't take the GTFO option?

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and Grey Poupon

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the stories I could tell you about the Bobs Big Boy statue...

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Good catch.

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Actually, my nearest one is about 60 miles away, and I go every 2-3 months and load up. Saves a lot of munnies. I try to minimize the number of visits, because gadgets (munnie-saving failz). Take a cooler for frozen food.

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Fucking Juggalo Wendy, how does it work?

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While the usual rebuttal is that most of these people didn't have health insurance before, I don't want their hours cut so they're in more need of every scheduled hour than they used to be.

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In-N-Out of work

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I thought they cremated him in the deep fryer

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A Redditor said this yesterday: <i>However, the Affordable Care Act limits the ability of employers to avoid paying penalties by hiring only part-time employees. The ACA treats part-time employees as “fulltime equivalents” by adding up the total number of hours per month worked by the part-timers and dividing by 120.</i>

I hope it's true.

Denny's and Taco Bell here are cutting workers to 28 hours a week. It'll be swell when one of these franchisees has a moment of sanity and just posts a sign saying "We've added a 2% surcharge to your bill to pay for health care for all(?!) of our employees."

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but did he bathe in the sink?

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my thought eggzactly...

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so this means when we leave the mortgage brokers all stoned with a case of the munchies we can't stop at Wendy's, right?

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I bet you smell like patchouli.

Yeah, like anywhere else in the <i>world</i> can pull off the Xanadu you favor. Haw haw!

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Five Part Time Guys Burgers

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Ask me how I lost 50lbs pounds on the boycott assholes diet!

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