Well tut tut, a Friday news dump: Mitt Romney's first general election ad! Since it's an official ad, it's nice and sunny and banal, unlike the "HOW MANY FOUNDING FATHERS DID OBAMA RAPE TODAY?" ones that his forty Super PACs will be running nonstop. It's about Mitt Romney's first day. What will happen? It will be sunny and tractors will cut wheat. A man will open a door in front of his Small Business. Each American will get five Keystone pipelines. Romney will "issue order to begin" fixing the health care system by eliminating the health care system and replacing it with tax cuts. Savvy young tech whizzes will play on the computer. Mitt Romney will give a speech before a joint session of Congress, on Day 1. A black lady in a business suit will fold her arms and smile because of Mitt Romney. He will stand next to a black man for two seconds for the cameras. Also too, Reforms. Then he'll jump off a cliff, in despair, maybe. The years 2013-2017 will be "good for America," hehe, hoo boy.
Well played, comrade. I was gonna try for that angle, but laughing was easier and that seemed more important at the time. My brain is addled from being in the middle of a very long list of extremely tedious code changes.
I'm glad they're careful about who they send those vital records to because of identity theft. It has the added frisson of making an AZ asshat squirm. But mostly I wonder if Panama-born John McCain had this trouble getting on the ballot in 2008.
If masturbation is outlawed, only outlaws will masturbate.
There will be very warm, sunny days in January after Romney is elected.
Rod must really be missing his pony, Golden.
Ask his advisers, &quot;<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=DH0FNdnWkvI" target="_blank">What do we do now?</a>&quot;
The thinly-coded message was pretty clear: &quot;They want our wimmenz!&quot;
<b>EXTRA</b> obliviousness and pandering to morans? Is that even possible?
And an expensive suit. You got to have the suit.
The rich are getting richer, in a no-growth economy -- how hard can it be to figure out where the money is coming from?
Floors need scrubbing, in both places.
Well played, comrade. I was gonna try for that angle, but laughing was easier and that seemed more important at the time. My brain is addled from being in the middle of a very long list of extremely tedious code changes.
Dead Vikings fans will be temporarily, but mistakenly, thrilled.
Not everyone. Womyns will not be allowed to have any wives any where any more.
I&#039;m glad they&#039;re careful about who they send those vital records to because of identity theft. It has the added frisson of making an AZ asshat squirm. But mostly I wonder if Panama-born John McCain had this trouble getting on the ballot in 2008.
<blockquote>Every woman will have oral sex she will never forget</blockquote>
No matter how much she tries. See how Romney will create jerbs in the liquor distillery and retail sectors!
Manual labor?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha!
In other words, elect me and I&#039;ll recreate the halcyon days of 2008.