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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

If masturbation is outlawed, only outlaws will masturbate.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

There will be very warm, sunny days in January after Romney is elected.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Rod must really be missing his pony, Golden.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Ask his advisers, "<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=DH0FNdnWkvI" target="_blank">What do we do now?</a>"

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The thinly-coded message was pretty clear: "They want our wimmenz!"

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

<b>EXTRA</b> obliviousness and pandering to morans? Is that even possible?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

And an expensive suit. You got to have the suit.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The rich are getting richer, in a no-growth economy -- how hard can it be to figure out where the money is coming from?

SullivanSt's avatar

Well played, comrade. I was gonna try for that angle, but laughing was easier and that seemed more important at the time. My brain is addled from being in the middle of a very long list of extremely tedious code changes.

bobbert's avatar

Dead Vikings fans will be temporarily, but mistakenly, thrilled.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Not everyone. Womyns will not be allowed to have any wives any where any more.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I'm glad they're careful about who they send those vital records to because of identity theft. It has the added frisson of making an AZ asshat squirm. But mostly I wonder if Panama-born John McCain had this trouble getting on the ballot in 2008.

SullivanSt's avatar

<blockquote>Every woman will have oral sex she will never forget</blockquote>

No matter how much she tries. See how Romney will create jerbs in the liquor distillery and retail sectors!

SullivanSt's avatar

Manual labor?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha!

Ennui There Yet's avatar

In other words, elect me and I'll recreate the halcyon days of 2008.