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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

If masturbation is outlawed, only outlaws will masturbate.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

There will be very warm, sunny days in January after Romney is elected.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Rod must really be missing his pony, Golden.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Ask his advisers, "<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=DH0FNdnWkvI" target="_blank">What do we do now?</a>"

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The thinly-coded message was pretty clear: "They want our wimmenz!"

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

<b>EXTRA</b> obliviousness and pandering to morans? Is that even possible?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

And an expensive suit. You got to have the suit.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The rich are getting richer, in a no-growth economy -- how hard can it be to figure out where the money is coming from?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Floors need scrubbing, in both places.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Well played, comrade. I was gonna try for that angle, but laughing was easier and that seemed more important at the time. My brain is addled from being in the middle of a very long list of extremely tedious code changes.

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bobbert's avatar

Dead Vikings fans will be temporarily, but mistakenly, thrilled.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Not everyone. Womyns will not be allowed to have any wives any where any more.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I'm glad they're careful about who they send those vital records to because of identity theft. It has the added frisson of making an AZ asshat squirm. But mostly I wonder if Panama-born John McCain had this trouble getting on the ballot in 2008.

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SullivanSt's avatar

<blockquote>Every woman will have oral sex she will never forget</blockquote>

No matter how much she tries. See how Romney will create jerbs in the liquor distillery and retail sectors!

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SullivanSt's avatar

Manual labor?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha!

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Ennui There Yet's avatar

In other words, elect me and I'll recreate the halcyon days of 2008.

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