321 Comments
User's avatar
kjsd's avatar

Every time I see the word "listeria" I want to break out into song with that word to the tune of Dan Fogelberg's "Wysteria," but it doesn't seem right because he died of a horrible disease.

TakingAmes's avatar

Shoot. We were flipping back and forth between the roll call and the Cards-Cubs game. I'll have to hunt those down online.

Hiptobesquare's avatar

This Tweet made my day. My DOG, he is an idiot, and I love it when he demonstrates it to his own detriment! Thanks for posting this!

Crip Dyke, ABOLISH THE POLICE's avatar

I was in the tank for Paul Simon, but it might have just been his education plan at a time when education was almost literally my whole life.

Never got a chance to vote for him, but I did catch him hosting Saturday Night Live...

mailman27's avatar

Delaware born & bred, right here. (Maryland the last 17years, sue me!) There aren't many of us*, but I've liked Joe Biden since he was doing a grip-n-grin at the Pushmobile Derby in Newark, DE. Biden 4 Prez, let's get it done!!!*Delawareans

Cliff Hendroval's avatar

It's the invisible accordion that drives me crazy.

SterWonk's avatar

TERRORIST FIST JAB!!!!!

Enter Ranting's avatar

Jacquelyn absolutely nailed it. She was composed and sincere.

Enter Ranting's avatar

She's standing next to a panel full of buttons in the second video. And the NYT Building is only a few years old.

Doloras Funkette's avatar

I'm not old enough to remember the 1984 election properly. Could "Fritz" have done better than he did?

Doloras Funkette's avatar

Howie Hawkins / Some Asshole 2020: The living will envy the dead under these Dem shitlibs

Zap's avatar

You are overly generous. And thanks : )

Zap's avatar

Indeed. To selfish minds self-awareness equates to weakness.

Louie Foster's avatar

I totally agree Zap. I really see their sickness as just being deeply selfish, unhappy people. And like many sick, unhappy people, they don’t want to be happy, they want you to be miserable. Bob Dylyan’s line comes to mind, “Bent out of shape from society’s pliers, he cares not to come up any higher but rather get you down into the hole that he’s in”. Their prognosis is seldom good. They can’t that their salvation lies in giving a shit about their neighbor. Possible apologies to Dylan.