Here is your weekly economic forecast: John Boehner has been really constipated lately, so please stop asking when he'll squeeze all of those new jobs out of his anus.
Downtown there is street corner where a nice lady hangs out that always asks me if I want a job whenever I walk by her. I tell her no thanks I already have a job but thanks for asking. I’ve taken this as a sign that the economy is doing well.
So she’s operating one of those employment scams that I’ve been reading about in USA Today. Well I’ll be. Thanks mereoblivion!!!
Downtown there is street corner where a nice lady hangs out that always asks me if I want a job whenever I walk by her. I tell her no thanks I already have a job but thanks for asking. I’ve taken this as a sign that the economy is doing well.
Dear Justin, Shave your head. It seems to be a very popular look right now. MG
That's a lot of lipstick for one pig.
So she’s operating one of those employment scams that I’ve been reading about in USA Today. Well I’ll be. Thanks mereoblivion!!!