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Ellie still in the mix in 26's avatar

Thank you Martini, for the Morning Owl.

Michael's avatar

Who knows

Where the Snowy Owl goes

When it snows?

TootsStansbury πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

I love the β€œWhat’s all this, then? Nope!” at the end of her snowy stroll.

Menotsure's avatar

Good for Norman. It would be a shame to have shot those birds.

Resource NW's avatar

If I ever catch that rascally rabbit!

Land Shark πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ's avatar

"Fuck this! My feetes are COLD!"

Monsieur Grumpe's avatar

Owl takes a walk until he remembers that he has wings.

Antifa Commander's avatar

β€œOh right, I have wings! Fucking Mondays.” *flap*

Schmannity's avatar

Terrible cheap cigar

marydn's avatar

I had forgotten that. I loved the picture of the owl on the packaging. Back in the day when tobacco wasn't locked up.

Craig Nixon's avatar

WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER.

Sojourner Truth's avatar

That is one sketchy looking pigeon.

tehbaddr's avatar

/looks closer

Ayup!

The Wanderer's avatar

He's late to the parliament.

Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

"It still takes 3 licks to get to center of a Tootsie Pop!"

Kay Ducky's head hurts's avatar

When you gonna make up your mind?

When you gonna owl you as much as I do?

Al Bellenchia's avatar

What a hoot πŸ¦‰

Satanic Pancake's avatar

Thank you, Heritage Foundation, for giving a hand job, not a hand out.

Satanic Pancake's avatar

Hey Sammy! Take your buddy Clarence with you when you go.

Bleedy Hart's avatar

Alysa Liu, a nonconforming, Gen Z, mixed-race young woman from Oakland winning the gold medal represents the America I want to believe in. ❀️

Shallow state's avatar

Keep in mind, also, that unwinding the tariffs already collected, PARTICULARLY given this maladministration, is a fertile ground to be rife with waste, fraud, abuse, and corruption, and especially will be unable to address those small businesses already destroyed. But no, clearly knowing this would be the case, the bastards on the Supreme Court still couldn't bring themselves to address this issue quickly on the shadow docket. They let it snowball to hundreds of billions of dollars while sticking their fingers up their asses and simultaneously railroading fascist abridgement of individual liberties and democratic principles through the shadow docket in record time.

Rusty garden weasels don't deserve what those "justices" deserve from rusty garden weasels.

A Tad Impatient To 86 47's avatar

Friday morning for the (tiny) win:

The great and powerful New York Times has an opinion(?) piece by Nate Silver, et al, about top picks for the Dem presidential candidate. Given my hate for the NYT and their oligarchs, I’d rather read about the Kardashians, which I will never do. I called them β€œunserious β€œ … a big thank you to the Wonketeer who turned me on to this perfect word … and raised concern about the mainstream media’s inevitable hit pieces. Aaaand … they allowed it. I kinda feel like I pulled off a Charles Dickens thing. Comment on their silliness, and then twist my own knife:

β€œAs always, β€œwe” … I’m being nice … the mainstream media … are unserious. AOC in the second spot, and Jon Stewart anywhere to be seen, makes the whole list ridiculous. I love her politics, frankly, but she won’t run and shouldn’t be president any time soon. She’s very smart, smart enough to know she’s too inexperienced still.

These fun thought exercises don’t interest me. What I think about … dread … is how the mainstream media will take the gloves off and start running hit piece after hit piece (162 a month, maybe) attacking the Democrats that their masters would keep in check.

The Republicans fight dirty, anything to win? Mainstream media: β€œHold my beer.”

End quote. Yeah, my arm hurts from patting myself on the back. But leeeeeetle tiny gains. Leeeeetle, but gains.

rawrtigerlily's avatar

If I had access to a fire truck and several thousand gallons of ketchup… the funniest thing could happen.

OneYieldRegular's avatar

Last thing I heard from the Heritage Foundation was that they were debating whether to be Nazi or Notzi, so I gotta hand it to them for reaching out in a new direction.

Rhand Holm's avatar

Not sure what is most remarkable about that Ohio mayor. Is it that his last name is Dingus? Is it that he's sniffing the panties of a girl in his home? Or, is it that he's accused of running someone over? In any case, he's a perfect example of MAGAt.

Brian's avatar

Since I'm from Ohio, and I've been to Butler, I tried to find more info on this guy. Weird that they drop the "ran over a guy with his car" part at the very end of the article, but I guess if you live there you probably already knew it. The person he ran over was wanted on some kind of warrant - was the mayor trying to like vigilante catch the guy? That's nuts. I didn't find anything really Trumpy about him from the 2023 campaign; he said he wanted to turn an old ski resort into new housing lots, and get a generator for the community center so it could serve as a shelter during weather events. I guess if you give some guys even the tiniest bit of power (mayor is a part time job that pays $600/month) their inner pervert immediately gets unleashed. His official mayor facebook page is still live.

Cincinnatus's avatar

LA Times, today: "An upcoming UCLA lecture featuring CBS News editor-in-chief Bari Weiss has been canceled due to apparent security concerns, despite the public university offering to obtain additional security. According to the university, Weiss’ team withdrew from the event. Weiss was scheduled to give the annual Daniel Pearl Memorial lecture on Feb. 27 about β€œThe Future of Journalism.” Several employees at the Burkle Center and the International Institute expressed opposition to Weiss speaking on campus. The university was also expecting a large student protest."

https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/business/story/2026-02-18/cbss-bari-weiss-pulls-out-of-ucla-lecture

Coleman's avatar

the kids are alright!

Cincinnatus's avatar

The Pedo Protector, in Georgia yesterday: "β€œDo you notice, what word have you not heard over the last two weeks? Affordability. Because, I’ve won. I’ve won affordability.”

Prostate of Dorian Gray's avatar

I guess my Food Lion total yesterday was my imagination.

Dalton D. S.'s avatar

Figures the Mayor of Butler is a republican......and from Ohio....

Shallow state's avatar

Fuck those motherfucking conservatives on the Supreme Court. I mean, I'm not upset they found Trump's tariffs unconstitutional. But what their unmistakable long pattern of decisions amounts to is:

"We don't give a shit about individual rights or democratic principles guaranteed in the constitution, have at it fascists. But don't you dare do anything that could slightly lower returns on our investment portfolios."

The rusty garden weasel needs to be getting a workout with those pieces of hammered shit.

Ellie still in the mix in 26's avatar

Thank you for the good news parts, and the funny things, and the lovely skater. Took my breath away.

I'm sure the Pope is shaking in his vestments because of Bribable Bondi's displeasure.

Ellie still in the mix in 26's avatar

I meant Leavitt.....I'm getting my trumpblondes mixed up.

MsAnthropic's avatar

Thank you, Evan, for being servicey! I have been wanting to watch the Alyssa Liu skate but not enough to go looking for it. That was delightful.

And because one of you hip people will know, is that a piercing in her mouth or the world's hottest-shit retainer?

Cincinnatus's avatar

"Liu has a frenulum piercing in the tissue that connects her upper lip to her gums, a piece of jewelry that hangs down over her two front teeth and can be spotted whenever she smiles widely. She referred to the piercing as her "smiley" in a video interview with Milwaukee-based NBC affiliate TMJ4 News that was published in January 2026. "I pierced it a little over two years ago now," she said, confessing, "Also, I did it myself.""

https://www.nbc.com/nbc-insider/alysa-liu-explains-smiley-frenulum-piercing-mouth-did-it-herself

MsAnthropic's avatar

When I recover from my full-body cringe I'm going to be impressed as hell. Thank you for the information, that's genuinely fascinating.

2Cats2Furious's avatar

It’s a lip piercing.

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it is very early in the morning here in the procrastinator's time zone, and I am back in bed. Got up a little while ago, checked the weather--it's stopped snowing, at least for now, wind is still blowing--went downstairs and put some wood on the coals, greeted two sleepy-but-happy-to-see-me cats, gave scritches, scooped, put some food out for them.

I came upstairs, took the fountain base off the charger and reassembled the fountain in the window, because Serendipity was on the couch and she's fond of that fountain. Then I spent a few minutes with her, and now I'm back in bed, and Daphne came over to hang out and get some affection, and now she's snuggled up next to me, going back to sleep, I think. I am cat-blessed, the roof is holding up under the snow, the fire is keeping the cold at bay, we're a week out from March, and after March comes spring, after a while.

Sometimes the writers can only carry tabs so far, and on such mornings, we need to step into the breach.

Because I feel nostalgia for the apartment therapy tabs from back before the world went mad, here is one for you, with people knitting little tiny sweaters for hot water bottles and now I want one or even two, or one for each cat even. Damn. https://www.apartmenttherapy.com/cheap-hot-water-bottle-trick-india-37539902

Here's an interesting perspective on the ever-fresh question, what the hell is wrong with that guy: https://scienceoveracuppa.com/2016/10/16/the-face-of-donald-j-trump/

And here's some cat pictures, in case you could use some cat pictures: https://substack.com/profile/1687878-1d57a1d5931d/note/c-217204585?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=106di

Happy Hooperday, everywonk! We made it through another week. We are BEASTS!