Wesley Dingus. Tabs, Fri., Feb. 20, 2026
If it's not one of these dinguses, it's another.
Time for your abbreviated Friday tabs because we’re writing this at nothing-thirty in the morning and we TIRED.
Oh no, Republicans are panicking about the midterms! [Axios]
Is Samuel Alito going to GTFO this fall? There are signs. Oh boy, wouldn’t that be a popular thing to get out the vote for the midterms! (For our side.) [Salon]
God, this is fucked up:
And now Kash Kant Katch ‘Em Patel has taken the FBI jet to watch hockey at the Olympics. It’s not like we expect any better from him at this point. [MS NOW]
White House Nazi Fillers Barbie thinks it’s a good idea to go after the pope refusing to join Donald Trump’s “Bribe Trump for Peace” board of dictators, thugs and losers. Good luck with that. [JoeMyGod]
Wesley Dingus, Republican Panty Sniffer. You’ll be shocked (shocked!) to learn the alleged victim is underage. [WHSV-3]
Why Is Nobody Having Sex? Bari Weiss’s Free Press would like to know! [The Free Press]
WOKE BITCHES WIN GOLD. MAGA LOSERS? STILL LOSERS. That’s the story at The Moral High Ground today AND YOU NEED TO BE READIN’ IT AND SUBSCRIBIN’ IT. [The Moral High Ground]
Awwww, good for Heritage Foundation, glad they are coming to terms with their love for the film Jerk-Off Race.
Sullivan County, Tennessee! Every public meeting in this entire country should look and sound like this right now.
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LOL, they “feel like” they were lied to. Honey, your guy was a fucking junky anti-vax brainworm whale juice psychopath.
MAHA Moms Turn Against Trump: ‘Women Feel Like They Were Lied To’
President Trump’s executive order aimed at spurring production of a pesticide has infuriated leaders of Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s MAHA movement.