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Skunk Formerly Known As Stoner's avatar

I always found algebra to be the most ideologically driven of all fields.

Doktor Zoom's avatar

Al Gebra Determined to Strike United States

Larry Schmitt's avatar

He got me. I couldn't make any sense out of it in high school. Arithmetic I could handle like a pro. Math, not so much.

vorpal 86...47...ʰᵘᵗ ʰᵘᵗ ʰᵘᵗ's avatar

'The TV studio-hardened Fox News weekend host'

I dunno... he's looking pretty soft in those pathetic pull up vids he keeps posting

Demme Epstein Fatale's avatar

Remember when Reagan removed Jimmy Carter's solar panels from the White House?

I do.

Doktor Zoom's avatar

So does Yr. Wonkette! We even paid the AP for the pic license.

https://www.wonkette.com/p/jimmy-carters-solar-panels-and-the

Hmm, may be time to renew that ...

SkeptiKC's avatar

So do I.

Gawd DAMN but I was angry about that.

Skunk Formerly Known As Stoner's avatar

Adding to the list of enemies of the people: General Reeves.

josephebacon's avatar

Hey Gang!

Guess who is taking credit for Milo getting pinched by ICE!

Laura Loomer is taking credit for Milo getting detained by ICE.

https://bsky.app/profile/justinbaragona.bsky.social/post/3mu5xiho3dk2y

Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

lol

Man, trying to meet Miller's quotas really makes one desperate!

josephebacon's avatar

We know what Milo said to those ICE thugs!

"What are you doing to me? I'm a white man who loves Trump! I'm not one of those brown skin folks you're supposed to remove!"

G-7 in Space's avatar

The MSMis demonizing Hasan Piker and ignoring a Republican Staffer who posted a picture in KKK Robes! Let's see Dana Bash shove that picture under the nose of EVERY Republican mouthpiece who comes on her show and demand they disavow them immediately! I double dog date her!!!

G-7 in Space's avatar

https://substack.com/@gary7seven?r=r437l&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=stories&shareImageVariant=blur

Link to my Stack Note - please go to it and upvote/ restack if you believe this too!

Thank you 🙏

42tontom's avatar

Remember all those “young” republicans who got caught in those Nazi chat groups. Man, that was some major coverage by the mainstream media*

*they totally ignored it

josephebacon's avatar

The same media that glosses over thugs like Nick Fuentes dining with Trump and all the stunts Nazi Jake Lang is pulling off...

Noma Larkey's avatar

OT - I'm sure it's already been shared, but I just knew tiedrich was going to have a gem of a post today. Sure enough!

welcome to Lake Stupid Fucking Moron. population: one

https://jefftiedrich.substack.com/p/welcome-to-lake-stupid-fucking-moron?r=1vi5zs&utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&utm_medium=web

Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

It should be named Lake Will You Shut the Fuck Up Already?

Noma Larkey's avatar

Lake Shitzen Pantzen

SkeptiKC's avatar

Petulance Pond.

Noma Larkey's avatar

Gotta love Mapquest - they let you call it whatever the hell you want!

https://gulfof.mapquest.com/lakeontario

GiggleSnort's avatar

One of the many exasperating and infuriating things about Trump is that he is always so fucking proud of the latest stupid, mean, short-sighted, corrupt, or self-aggrandizing thing he's done.

jaspersdad's avatar

Surrounded by sycophants telling him he's the most amazing thing that's ever happened to the planet.

josephebacon's avatar

Just yesterday Trump loving Pulpit Pimp Wanky Hanky Kunneman went into a 20 minute talking in tongues orgy at his megachurch begging The Big G to intervene in the midterms for a Republican landslide...

https://bsky.app/profile/rightwingwatch.bsky.social/post/3mu3ktjp5322w

Antifa Commander's avatar

Isn't "a 20 minute talking in tongues orgy ... begging The Big G to intervene in the midterms for a Republican landslide" just your typical FoxNews broadcast?

GiggleSnort's avatar

I guess his Jesus likes war a lot.

Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

How does God change the way people vote? I thought he was all into that free will shit.

jaspersdad's avatar

Not the American God.

PaulDietzel's avatar

Now I know that we're not supposed to - not allowed to, even - "appearance shame" here at the ol' wonkette corral but let me ask just one question. Where in hell do you get - and why would one wear - a shirt like reverend Hank is wearing in that cclip?

Lois Henry's avatar

If you want to appearance shame come over here and sit with me because we have so many people and things to talk about. We'll need to send out for lunch - red or white wine for you, dear?

Belle la Bête f/k/a Girl Guide's avatar

Many people are saying he’s doing terrific in the polls. The real polls where he’s winning by a lot. But you won’t hear it from CNN and the Failing New York Times and everyone else in the lying fake news.

jaspersdad's avatar

I've been watching The Undeclared War tv series and I'm reminded of a scene where the tv station manager explains to the new reporter that yes we fund both sides of the dispute and then we air the results. The reporter calls it lying and her boss says everybody lies and in the end, after we've convinced everyone of that, it will be the biggest liar wins. Pretty good watch.

https://youtu.be/afyEL5m9A4k

Ambiance Chaser's avatar

I'm starting to suspect Grover Norquist wished to drown the world in a bathtub . . .

josephebacon's avatar

Well...well...well...look who got stung by Karma when he least expected it!

MILO YIANNOPOULOS KANYE EXEC IN ICE CUSTODY ...

Apprehended in Louisiana...

Milo Yiannopoulos has been apprehended by ICE in Louisiana ... TMZ has learned.

The controversial political personality is currently being held at an ICE detention center, per inmate records. The circumstances surrounding his detention are not yet clear but our sources tell us Milo was detained at an airport.

Milo is well known for his ties to Kanye West ... serving as Ye's chief of staff for nearly two years before the two parted ways in 2024. Kanye is set to perform Friday night in New Orleans at the Caesars Superdome ... perhaps the reason why Milo was in Louisiana.

Milo has remained a controversial figure for years because of his far-right political commentary and public feuds.

Story developing ...

https://www.tmz.com/2026/08/28/milo-yiannopoulos-detained-ice/

Let it develop with his deportation...

Random's avatar

One of those instances where my senses of morality and ethics clash with my desire for vengeance that burns as bright and hot as a Wolf-Rayet star.

josephebacon's avatar

As far as I'm concerned he's getting what he deserves for all the evil things he's done. Just waiting for Leslie Jones to comment on this...

GiggleSnort's avatar

"Controversial figure," my ass. Also "right-wing political commentary," my ass. He's a troll.

TalentNotAutotune's avatar

The Daily Beast calls him a "provocateur", which must be French for "asshole".

42tontom's avatar

“…serving as Ye’s chief of staff for nearly two years…”

WHAT?!

PaulDietzel's avatar

Do you pronounce that like YEE or like YAY?

42tontom's avatar

Good question!

Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

He's foreign? I always assumed he was American.

josephebacon's avatar

Nope. It was Robert and Rebekkah Mercer who brought that Nazi to Murka and financed him.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

And another leopard belches.

josephebacon's avatar

And that innocent leopard needs some Alka Seltzer to recover!

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Are those CECOT flights still going?

josephebacon's avatar

Just the thought of ICE putting Milo on a plane to CECOT...

Ambiance Chaser's avatar

That face could not have been appetizing . . .

TalentNotAutotune's avatar

OT but GLORIOUS:

What would you say if I told you that Milo Yiannopoulos - that far-right fascist/scumbag/Trump supporter/huge fan of ICE - well, what you say if I told you that that particular English citizen is...

...in ICE custody!

I'll give you four minutes to stop laughing; that's how long it took ME to stop laughing after I read the first paragraph of this story:

https://www.thedailybeast.com/ice-detains-controversial-right-wing-provocateur-milo-yiannopoulos/

Tecolote's avatar

"Kalkstein argued in the letter that Joe Biden had “politicized” climate change..."

And yet it's the PAB hires that canned his ass--for political reasons. I kind of like that part.

Thesaurus Wrecks 2547's avatar

The Free Press isn’t covering it. I’m shocked.

feralboy12's avatar

If we stop checking temperatures, there won't be any global warming. Simple Trump logic.

Hamilton & The Crew TEAM ALGAE's avatar

Yeah. Exactly like how COVID disappeared after Trump started wanting to reduce the testing.

42tontom's avatar

Remember when COVID was on that cruise ship, and Trump heroically thwarted it by not letting the ship dock, and billions of lives were saved?

No?

Hamilton & The Crew TEAM ALGAE's avatar

I remember posting a lengthy screed about the breathtaking stooopitt at that time. Sadly I don't have a copy because the internet and all of my storage devices burst into flame.

noname's avatar

Spontaneous combustion wouldn't be the worst way to go, or at least it feels that way some of these days....

Larry Schmitt's avatar

OT, but the fucker is still yakking away at NASA. He's been going for over 90 minutes. Those poor hostages.

TalentNotAutotune's avatar

Well, JSC did get rid of the longhorns that roamed in one of its pastures so they're probably running a little low on bullshit. Hence, a Trump speech!

ALSO: I can positively guarantee you that the rank and file at JSC probably voted for him in 2024 but hate him in 2026. It would be impossible to overstate the carnage and fear that ICE created at JSC last year.

SkeptiKC's avatar

They ought to launch him into space and leave him in orbit ad mortem.

Larry Schmitt's avatar

I'll even pay the littering fine.

Hamilton & The Crew TEAM ALGAE's avatar

"Mwa mumwa wawa wa mumwawa..."

You know, like the adults in a Peanuts cartoon.

Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

NASA lol

What was the supposed to be the occassion?

Larry Schmitt's avatar

He's giving a Congressional Space Medal of Honor to someone.

TalentNotAutotune's avatar

Three someone's, who all deserve it - the Artemis II crew.

Larry Schmitt's avatar

Too bad they have to get it from him.

TalentNotAutotune's avatar

True but the fact is they would have been so honored by any president. So that's what they'll tell their selves when they look at their framed medals.