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The Quirk's avatar

Chthulhu.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Plus Mr. Fucknut''s Glock in Tuscon jammed! I'm expecting a press release from Glock saying their guns do not jam when used properly.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"the blood of the child is on Giffords' hands"</i>

If true, Giffords is gonna get the needle -- AZ has the death penalty for that kinda thing.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

At a moment -- a watershed moment, I hope -- when we question how rhetoric can cross over to violent action, these guys decide to go for broke.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

But wait! There's more: GodHatesFags.com GodHatesTheMedia.com JewsKilledJesus.com and, in case they left anyone out: GodHatesTheWorld.com

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schmannity's avatar

I have some extra rocks that I would be willing to donate.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I have a small trebuchet I'll lend to the cause. I'll start saving some cat poop.

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

Take them back into time so they can picket Jesus's funeral, genius!

That 4'11" hippy bastard.

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

How about a chainsaw with scalpels attached to it?

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

Feed them laxatives and razors.

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

I dated a girl who used crushed cool ranch chips as a breading to fry pork chops in, dammit I miss her this morning.

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

Its Arizona I'm hoping for a meteor or the ground to open up like the Grand Canyon and a million demons pull them into hell for giving evil a bad name.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Better keep listening.... Might be a bit about "Blessed are the big noses."

Blessed is just about anyone with a vested interest in the status quo.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

And urine canons.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Pray on it first, brother or sister.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

I know I should be shocked, but they just sound like typical Fox-watching, Glenn Beck rah rah, republicans to me.

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