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1Minute4Earth's avatar

OMG! And it goes completely unnoticed by ALL media!?

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Betty Furness's avatar

Too bad not very much focus or concern about the devestation lin Alaska. No I e, mostly about tRump and his regime.

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Haliborn's avatar

Nary a mention of it anywhere I’ve seen, except here on Substack. Looks like murkowski is a failure at blowjobs too, as it seems zero help or aid is being given to these people who have been devastated or killed!

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

"FEMA assured him its disaster response effort won’t be affected by the government shutdown," π˜ͺ.𝘦., you won't notice any difference.

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Rick G.'s avatar

I couldn't find a separate presidential election vote for the two villages. I do see that both their state senator and representative are Democrats. Partisan politics in Alaska is unique, as Democrats and Republicans whom you might have recognized 30 years ago often form a coalition to fight off MAGA types. But I can imagine Noem and Trump looking at the "(D)" and remembering how they often lose Murkowski's vote in the Senate and saying "fuck them." Your United States government, folks.

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Cynthia Verdell's avatar

Mexico we need your help…again!

Canada please help us, we need your help! Our guards are deployed to our cities to intimidate us and destroy our citizens. So if you wouldn’t mind, please help us.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

We could try to get U.N. peacekeepers, but the ICEtapo thugs would probably gas them too.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Bootstraps, people!

Or is it mukluk straps for those people?

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JCfromNC's avatar

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They had β€œsomething floating on top of my head that looked like a floating crown, but an extremely small one”? We’re pretty sure he means the β€œM” in the magazine’s name.

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I'm pretty sure he's looking at his wisp of hair that he thinks they "disappeared". It's entirely possible he's never realized how thin it is, especially when seen from underneath.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

He's a narcissist. He's incapable of seeing what's actually in the mirror.

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Dannys's avatar

You did not get the memo? Alaska will be returned to Russia, for free.

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Stephen St John's avatar

His right ear looks so perfect, you'd never know it was nearly obliterated in an "assassination attempt" in Butler, PA.

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JCfromNC's avatar

People should point this out every fucking time his ear appears in a photo. Where's the scar? I hate being a conspiracy theorist, but the further we get from the "assassination attempt" the more I think it was all faked. If anyone ever proves it was, I hope he's brought up on charges related to the death of the guy that was actually killed.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

I nicked my ear once while shaving (it bled more than Donnie Dipshit's did), and there's no scar. (I also didn't wear a sanitary pad on it for a week afterwards.)

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JCfromNC's avatar

Yeah, but I’m guessing you didn’t nick it with a bullet traveling several hundred feet per second. That sort of thing does lasting damage even if it is just a β€œgraze.”

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fair_n_hite_451's avatar

Your situation also didn't happen to El Diaper either. His ear was cut by flying glass, not a supersonic bullet.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Dok. Criminally. Negligent. Homicide.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Yes, Sir Mr. President! Why do pictures of you look like you? Who could be behind this? What is their plan? How will this image be used against you? Was your nasal hair removed digitally and for what reason? If they took hair out of your nose why didn't they put hair on your head? Why does your meaty flesh reflect light? Is light a wave or a particle?

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

In answer to yours questions:

1. Yes, Donald Chump is a rapist.

2. Yes, Donald Chump is a pedophile.

3. Yes, Donald Chump's name is all over the Epstein Files.

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Lil Snot's avatar

Trump hates that Time cover because he has stage four cameltoe of the chin.

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Ron Spangler's avatar

The National Hurricane Center website has the banner on top that lets us all know it is being updated during the shutdown because "[T]he information this website provides is necessary to protect life and property, [so] this site will be updated and maintained during the federal government shutdown."

So MAGA wants you to know what's coming to kill you, but they also want you to know that they have no intention of helping you when it does.

That's a real election-winner, that is.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Silly you! Free and Fair Elections only occur in Functioning Democracies!

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fair_n_hite_451's avatar

I will say he's not wrong about that being a grossly unflattering picture of his neck. But given that if they disguised his neck wattle, it likely meant focusing on his bloated torso or that hella fat ass. So, what were they going to do???

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

Since there is no longer a functioning federal government, just some bloated war lord with his roving bands of zip tie terrorists, states need to hold back money for their own disaster relief that they would otherwise send to the federal government.

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