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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>Here’s hoping he sleeps with A Lesbian or A Republican soon.</i>

Pre-op or post-op? And by <i>op</i> I mean lobotomy.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Does he want a cookie or something? Yeesh, dude, you don't have to go waving it in our faces.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Now, now. At least he's not a pastrysexual or carnivicurious. It was an actual <i>person</i> he stuck his dick in, so props to Richard.

schmannity's avatar

Next up: Joe Biden claims "I made sweet love to my Trans Am."

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

pool raft, swiss cheese, or GTFO!

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I <i>thought</i> someone moved my cheese, but you are so dead to me <i>now</i>.

schmannity's avatar

Or the crack of dawn.

PubOption's avatar

I thought that he was aiming for the Cavalier look.