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<i>Here’s hoping he sleeps with A Lesbian or A Republican soon.</i>

Pre-op or post-op? And by <i>op</i> I mean lobotomy.

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Does he want a cookie or something? Yeesh, dude, you don't have to go waving it in our faces.

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Now, now. At least he's not a pastrysexual or carnivicurious. It was an actual <i>person</i> he stuck his dick in, so props to Richard.

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Next up: Joe Biden claims "I made sweet love to my Trans Am."

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pool raft, swiss cheese, or GTFO!

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I <i>thought</i> someone moved my cheese, but you are so dead to me <i>now</i>.

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Or the crack of dawn.

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I thought that he was aiming for the Cavalier look.

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