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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Sending hugs to all. God, what a shit day. We push onward.

It’s your hed gif info: https://open.substack.com/pub/martiniambassador/p/its-fall-birches

And a meme chat: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/3b7f8264-717c-4aa6-8b11-7c9c9681c48d?utm_source=share

Stay well, friends.

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weejee's avatar

Thanks Martini. Now where are we moving?

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TootsStansbury πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Onward to what? America is over.

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MrEes's avatar

248 years was a pretty good run, while it lasted.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Onward to railcars.

Onward to concentration camps.

Onward to the prison-industrial complex.

Onward to various and sundry christianist deprogramming.

Onward to the "showers."

Onward to the ovens.

Onward to the mass graves.

I can do this all day and I'm not proud about it.

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algore lactating's avatar

i don't think donold will have an administration capable of the organization to pulloff auschwitz or treblinka, nor his paramilitaries the skill to pull off what the serbs did in bosnia.

if we get genocide, it will be closest to cut 'n run machete beheadings as in rwanda.

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Menotsure's avatar

There's a reason that songs about autumn are always filled with melancholy.

We tend to pIne about what once was or what yet could be.

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Thixotropickle's avatar

How's your aspens?

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Russell Jones's avatar

Cedar? I never even met her!

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Silence! Or I shall burn you to ash.

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Hops: 86/47 or bust's avatar

Evergreen thread.

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PrimerGray's avatar

That's a poplar opinion.

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Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

No oaks today please. Unless they are dick jokes.

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Antifa Commander's avatar

Fir real!

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Shocktreatment's avatar

Couple dick jokes to spruce it up a bit

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Chicken ate my Ballot's avatar

Willow, we’re waiting

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

What are you pining about now?

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Wayne Allen's avatar

Personally I'm pining for the fjords.

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Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

It aspens...

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gallbladder's avatar

Nice beaver.

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Nancy Naive's avatar

A real blonde.

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gallbladder's avatar

And, a real birch!

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Chicken ate my Ballot's avatar

This made me larch

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gallbladder's avatar

No. 3

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Devon Williams's avatar

CASCADIA FOREVER! Leave the Maga CHUDS to their their pig slop while we build a real country.

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mvario's avatar

Be honest, America. This is who we are: a bitter, broken land that wants Trump to lead us – Will Bunch

https://www.inquirer.com/opinion/trump-elected-president-meaning-america-20241106.html

We've been living in a delusional dream state. Donald Trump's big victory is a reality slap: this is what America has become.

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Thank you George Clooney. Your work is done here. Now go stand over there with Susan Saranwrapped. And f * you and your c grade movies.

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Emil Muz's avatar

I wrote some shit then had to go down a rabbit hole.

I'm reposting part 1 from yesterday with link and now part 2 added.

I haven't quite learned that notes are short term and don't appear on your personal Substack.

Apologies to anyone subscribed to me for spamming you.

https://open.substack.com/pub/emilmuz/p/reposting?r=2lkcbr&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true

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Babe Paley's avatar

If we have to go through hell, I'm glad I'm going with you.

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TakingAmes's avatar

My mom called me at 7:30 last night to tell me that a high school friend, with whom I went to the KY Derby just this year, and then cut off contact with for various mental health reasons, died in a car crash yesterday. I did not go back to election returns after that. So I don’t have any words for anything today.

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Linda Coleman's avatar

We live in a country that would rather elect a convicted Rapist, Felon, Traitor to the highest office in the land than a woman. It's a harsh reality. We have to gather our forces to fight everyday to keep our country safe.

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mitch's avatar

Great article ,Rebecca . I wish i could say I will read all links , Yet I honestly can't . I am in severe shock and depression after last night . hugs and peace to all your readers and you and family

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Tea & Sorcery AKA Sean Jungian's avatar

I guess when you set up a government created by wealthy land-owning white men, of wealthy land-owning white men, and for wealthy land-owning white men, this is the result we can expect.

Goodbye, free public education, and the opportunity for all Americans to advance through education!

Goodbye, health care! It was nice having ya!

Goodbye, public libraries! Nobody need to know nuthin' anymore, nohow

Goodbye guardrails on representative democracy!

Goodbye, wealthy white handwave toward justice - not going to see that anymore!

Goodbye, retirement savings and Social Security! I was going to be eligible in 7 years but now I can count on cat food and working until death! Awesome!

Goodbye, environmental regulations! Wealthy people can have clean air & water whenever they want so no need for those!

Goodbye, Subject Matter Experts guiding our economic, social, and foreign policies, toady ignorance is just as good as your knowledge and experience!

Goodbye, undercover racism & sexism! You're fully able to exercise your bigotry right out in the open now!

Goodbye, freedom OF and freedom FROM religion!

Goodbye reality!

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Oh, stop it.

No way you'll be able to afford cat food.

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Tea & Sorcery AKA Sean Jungian's avatar

That did get a snicker from me. I guess I’m not completely dead….

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Sunshine Moonshine's avatar

My ballot was turned into a ballot box on Monday afternoon and has not yet been "received" so I suspect there are plenty of votes out there still to be counted.

Plus, bomb threats in D areas should be investigated and those voters should get a chance to vote. If, uh, Norway threatened R areas, the MAGAs would be losing their shit right now.

Leaving my sign up.

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Sunshine Moonshine's avatar

Oh my

I put the ballot into a ballot box

the ballot was not turned into a ballot box

Sorry, grammarians

I'll continue to offend as long as these fingers can type

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Innocent_Bystander's avatar

The dust hasn't settled yet, and I realize now we are truly a minority in this country, because of the "fuck you I got mine" crowd. I'm looking at the results in Missouri, where the Constitutional amendment protecting abortion rights is narrowly passing, yet the voters there went full-on fascist the rest of the ticket (fed and state offices).

For those people, I am going to point and spit at when they find out they have no recourse to enforce their rights to self-determination when their state SCOTUS is all misogynist forced birthers *they* voted into office because they're also unrepentant bigots.

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Steven McCrary's avatar

I think I’m going to look at porn today. Not the kiddy kind that youth pastors, grown pastors, and the Right like to look at. I usually don’t watch it, but today would be a good idea to forget everything, get some pizza and Samuel Adams and look at some grownup porn. No politics today, Wonkateers!

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Deidre Snutz, Mind Goblin's avatar

I’ve been making my own with various AI sites and sharing it on Deviant Art. Other than that, it’s just wondering how long until my healthcare through ACA gets cut off and my sanity meds go away.

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The Mighty Ox's avatar

FULL FORENSIC ELECTION AUDIT. NOW.

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ziggywiggy's avatar

The rest of the day the only thing you are getting from me is good stuff and zero politics.

Harry the hunter captures a leaf. https://substack.com/@ziggywiggy/note/c-75812838?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=2knfuc

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